Pairing: none
Warnings: none
Summary: Lucy's apartment evolves into the community loveshack. She is the last person to find out.
Lucy looked up from her writing in surprise when a knock came at the door. She had clearly expressed her wishes to be alone on her day off to the guild, so she hadn't been expecting anyone. Opening the door, she found her neighbours standing there.
"Umm…yes?"
The woman on the left stepped forward, a disapproving frown on her face. "Young lady, we would like to ask you to please tell your friends to go elsewhere, and stop treating this place like a…love hotel." The woman gestured distastefully.
Lucy's jaw dropped open. "What?"
"All that moaning and screaming is very disturbing and vulgar, not to mention the other noises."
"What?"
"Also, please do tell that young man to stop leaving his clothes outside the door. I have children. That other skimpily dressed woman brought a large barrel of liquor with her last time! Not to mention the fierce looking young man with all the piercings! I don't know what kind of people you are associating with, but you must stop immediately."
"Wh-I-I'm very sorry!" Lucy stammered, face red. "I'll fix this straight away!"
With a nod of approval, her neighbours left. Lucy whirled, grabbed her Celestial Spirit keys and bolted out the door. When she reached the guild doors, she slammed them open.
"Oh hey Lucy! I thought it was your day off today?"
"Open, gate of the Scorpion."