"Ok Today in news my fedora is aweso-" He was cut off by the door to the side opening. There stood Courtney with her finger pointed at Ram.
"Don't move a muscle, or I'll shoot you with this invisible gun." She yelled.
"I'm to awesome to die." He yelled. Ram threw his breifcase at Courtney, grabbed Lindsay and Beth and jumped out a window. They fell 4 stories to the water below.
"Yeah, they've gotta be dead." Said Cat as she looked out the window.
"Actually, we seem to be alright."
"Nope, they've definately dead." Said Lonewolf
"You guys are dumbasses."
"Yeah well at least we aint dead." yelled Ferret. They looked at his chair and saw some slim jims.
"You guys better not be fucking with my slim jims."
"He won't be needing these now that hes dead." Said Courtney At this point the door busted open and a guy grabbed her and dragged her out of the building. Everyone was looking at each other in confusion. 5 minutes later Ram, Beth and Lindsay all came in drenched from head to toe.
"Hey did a guy come through here and grab Courtney?"
"Yeah."
"Thats Seth The Enforcer. He's gonna help out around here. Now what was I saying? Oh yeah. I'm The Ram and my fedora is awesome."
"I'm Titan and I can kick all your asses."
"Right just like you kicked my ass last week?" Ram said.
"Hey that never even happened!" He yelled at Ram.
"Oh well dude. I came out of it unscratched, so as far as I'm concerned I won." At this point Titan jumped on Ram and started punching him, until Seth came in again and threw Titan against a wall.
"See, I told you hes an enforcer. He doesn't put up with violence. But if he has to he will . Now onto today's subject, our guest is Maggie The Fox. We are gonna discuss who our favorite tdi stars are and then we get the fuck out of here. And by the way, I have something for you Seth." Ram said as he grabbed his case and opened it.
"This here is a 3 year contract from The Filth Sheet, staright of the desk of The Ram. All I need from you is a commitment. A commitment that you will try and help us reduce the fighting going on around here and keep psycho bitch Courtney out of here. If you can do that, you can stay here."
"Sure," he said as he took the contract from Ram and signed on the dotted line.
"So please welcome Maggie the Fox." Beth yells.
Maggie is a brunette with hair that reaches to shoulders, bangs are dyed an aqua a green tank top with black jeans and white sneakers.
"Maggie, its great to have you on the show." Says Gorilla.
"Thanks for having me here. I am a fan of the Filth Sheet."
"Thanks. Now onto today's subject. Favorite stars from TDI/A" Said Cat. bum bum bummmmmmmm
"See guys for once there won't be any intrusive subplots." Said Ram
Scene Cut--- you see Courtney coming up the steps with a knife.
"Oh son of a bitch." Said Ram, "Did anyone else see that scene cut?" Everyone nodded. "Welp I knew I would have to use this sometime" he reached up to a picture of himself and flicked it off the wall. A panel opened and there was what looked like a live ram. "Guys meet my pet The Ram 2. Ready boy, wait for it, wait for it." He said as he held the ram by the horns. The door opened and Ram let go of the ram. It charged forward and rammed Courtney in the gut. She dropped to her knees and Ram ran and kicked her upside the took the knife from her then Ram took her back to the same pole he handcuffed her to before, and re handcuffed her face up on the ground..
"Look the only reason you are not dead is cuz I don't wanna go to prison. But what I will do is kick your ass. Everyone, pick a body part." All of a sudden the screen goes black and some guy in a suit pops up.
"Woah woah woah this scene is too far mature for some of our younger veiwers. Instead we will show you this clip from Bambi. Ope never mind its over."
The camera comes back on and you see Courtney squealing trying in vain to cover herself, but to no avail as Katie and Izzy skip stomped her going, "la la la la la la la ".
"Woah sorry about that, thought it was over. Now watch the Bambi." You hear a gunshot. "Best scene ever. Ok now its over."
You see everyone sitting in their seats and Courtney was still laying on the ground with blood coming from her mouth and nose.
"To everyone out there, thats what happens when you cross the Filthy Animals. Now back to what we came here for. Our favorite TDI/A stars. Mine are obviously sitting beside me. My pretty Lindsay, and my lovely Beth. How about you Kitty Cat?"
"My favorite had to have been Gwen. She was an individual and I respect that. Sis?"
"I like Izzy We both have fun and we share the same first name. Titan?"
"Sadie, shes big, but beautiful. Lonewolf?"
"Duncan, we are both bad boys. How about you Johnny?"
"Its Gorilla and my fave would have to be my lady Eva."
"You mean your former woman." Said Ram as he pointed to "The Enfrocer". Gorilla looked over and Eva was cuddling up to Seth.
"Get off of my kool aid mother fucker!" He yelled. Seth flipped him off. Gorilla got up and started to run at Andaconda, but Ram stopped him with a drop toe hold then put him in a full nelson.
"Calm down dude. You don't need her. Shes cheating on you man. Let her go. Have this girl." In came Leshawna.
"Ok, I'm calm. Now ah Fox whos your fave TD star?"
"Well I always liked Trent."
"Trent? Really, that sucks. He was one of the worst Total Drama stars ever. Shit I bet Ezekiel could kick his ass." Ram said
"Yeah, well I bet I can beat your ass."
"Sorry honey, I don't hurt women."
"That's ok."
"Ok now, so. Remember peeps, next week is the Filthies. And so far we have 3 categories that you all voted on the the rest we voted for. So tune in next week. Plus watch me kick John and Russells' asses. Thats right me versus John then win or lose, I go on to fight Russell." He took a bite from his apple, then spit it in their faces, then ran with Lindsay and Beth at his heels. Russell and John started flipping chairs and tearing the set apart.