"Good evening fans. This week is an exciting week for all. We are gonna have a 3 on 3 tag match for the titles and crown the first ever WEB womens champion. But for now lets go to Lil with the announcements."
"Ladies and gentleman the following is the 5 stages of pain match. Introducing first The WEB tag team champions, Justin "The Ram" Wyatt, Seth "The Anaconda" Slater, and John "The Gorilla, The Filthy Animals."
The crew came out to the instrumental of Crazy Train. Justin and John had the titles around their waists. And all of them were wearing shirts that had their pictures on them. John was wearing tie dye tights, Seth was wearing green John Morrison like tights and Ram was wearing a pair of jeans with a ram airbrushed on them. They ran to the ring, John flipped over the top rope, Seth jumped through the bottom and Justin just walked in normally. Justin started dancing around.
"Look at him pop and lock." Katie said.
"Pop and lock? Really? Listen little sis, why don't you go lick a flag pole and I'll come out and help you later." At this point Sheamus's music hits.
"Something funny. This guy actually volunteered to be our partner. And that confused us considering he's a lone wolf. At this point a wolf's howl was heard and out came Sean The Lone Wolf Shultz. The three of them walked to the ring and and Lilyyan made the announcement.
"Ladies and gentlemen the following is the 5 stages of pain match. Now in this match, every round has a stipulation. First round will be the first blood match." The match started with Sheamus against John. John put Sheamus in a headlock, which Sheamus countered by pushing him off into the ropes then shoulder blocking him. Sheamus tagged Finlay in and they double elbow dropped him. They started to double team him til Sewell got in the way. Sheamus shoved him to the ground and Sewell started to get angry. It looked like he was hulking up and he took his shirt off and started attacking Finlay. But Sheamus bicycle kicked him and Sewell was knocked right out. Down came Scott Armstrong to referee. Sheamus got out of the ring and down came Asheel the Tiger with a barbed wire wrapped chair. He looked at John then hit him in the gut with the chair. He turned to Finlay who held out his hand and Asheel whacked him in the face with the chair. Blood flowed from his face. First eliminated Finlay. Asheel dragged him out of the ring and handcuffed him to the ringpost. However when John was getting up he was bicycle kicked by Sheamus. Sean got under the ring and pulled a table our and put it in the ring. Sheamus set it up in the corner then ran John right through it. 2nd eliminated John. Justin ran into the ring and speared Sheamus. He called Slater into the ring and Slater locked in the Clean Slate (Anaconda Vice) while he did an ankle lock. Sheamus tapped quickly. Eliminated Sheamus. The cage lowered and Sean ran in and low blowed Justin then kicked Seth in the gut and hit him with the German Destroyer (front flip piledriver) then cuffed him to the cage. Eliminated 4th Seth Slater. Now it was down to the two former best friends. The stretcher was brought out and they shook hands, then started throwing hay makers at each other. They tumbled out of the door and Justin threw Sean into the cage, then dragged him to the stretcher and pushed it up the ramp and past the line.
"Winners of this match and still WEB tag team champions, The Filthy Animals." Sean jumped off the stretcher and started fake crying.
"Oh no I lost wah."
They walked back towards the ring and grabbed a mic.
"Ha Ha Ha. Irish Bastards, there is an old saying, that I'm gonna reverse. Water is thicker than blood. Me and Sean would never hurt each other. When he low blowed me, I was wearing a cup. And to Sheamus and Finlay remember this everyone has a price. Fortunately for me I didn't have to spend any cash. So please welcome back 2 new hosts, Sean "The Lone Wolf" and Asheel "The Tiger. Now onto our womens match. This match is scheduled for one fall and is to crown the first ever WEB womens champion. Introducing first Izzy "The Ferret. Her opponent, Katie "The Cat" and their opponent Lilyyan "The Rabid Rabbit". The three girls walked to the ring. Asheel was a referee for this match. It started off as a 2 on 1 with Izzy and Katie attacking Lilyyan, till Izzy rolled Katie up, but only a two count was achieved. Katie shoved her sister to the ground and started to punch her in the face, but Izzy countered and gave her a taste of her own medicine, before Lilyyan jumped on both of them. Izzy and Katie temporarily teamed up on Lilyyan by putting her in the corner in the tree of woe, then repeatedly smashed her head against the turnbuckle. Lil collapsed and Izzy shoved Katie into the turnbuckle and then rolled her up 1 2 3 Winner of this match and 1st ever WEB Womens Champ Izzy The Ferret.
The belt had a pixie as the design and the word CHAMP written across it. The strap was pink and the plates on it were silver. Everyone went into the ring and confetti fell onto everyone as they celebrated the reunion of the Animals. Everyone sat at various places in the ring and Ram made an announcement.
"Ok 1st I would like to welcome my 2 new girlfriends to the show Bridgette and red headed Izzy." The girls walked to the ring and sat with Ram. "Ok today's guest is a newb here in the world in which we write. Please Welcome Roku The Fox." Roku was a thin boy with pale skin, thick black hair, wearing a black suit and tie with a black derbis.
"Roku welcome to the Filth Sheet." Izzy said readjusting her new title.
"thanks." He said as he sat against the ropes.
"So Roku we understand that you have a black belt."
"Yes I do. Why want an MMA fight or something, Ram?"
"Fox, you don't wanna fight me in an MMA fight."
"Well lets go." Roku said standin up. "Everyone clear the ring." He took off his suit jacket and shirt. Ram just stood up. He walked up to Roku and shoved him. Roku hit him with a high angle kick to the temple and Ram collapsed right there.
"Winner Roku." Sean said smiling
"Well looks like we're done for the night. So from Tampa Flordia, this was the Filth Sheet.