I know it's been ages but i've been super busy, and this hasn't been beta proofed but i send it awhile back and didn't get a reply and it was bugging me so i posted it because i love you all that much!

If theres any mistakes i'm sorry but everyones been so supportive i wanted to update, so ENJOY!

Okay so spending a Saturday night with a family who were going trough some problems really wasn't how I saw my night. I actually thought I was going to Port Angeles to the cinema with Paul and the gang but no my mom decided she wanted to have dinner with the whole family, Paul and Dylan included.

Brooklyn still hadn't mentioned the fact that she was pregnant and I couldn't be in her presence for more than an hour because I swear I'm going to spit it out sooner or later if she doesn't hurry the fudge up.

But anyway moving away from my unbelievably cautious sister, I'm currently sitting in the passenger seat of Paul's truck being completely silent as he bitches on about Leah and don't get me wrong it's kind of mean but really who wouldn't?

"…and then she goes and calls you a-" Paul ranted as we drove down the road before I interrupted.

"Do you want to play would you rather?" I asked randomly sick of the Leah chronicles, not that anyone would buy them but I'm just saying…

"Okay…"

"I'll start…let me think…oh! I've got a good one…" I laughed turning my attention away from the window and onto Paul's handsome face.

"I bet I'll regret this…"

"Would you rather have a missing finger or extra toe?" I asked laughing as he looked at me like I was on magic mushrooms before smirking and being the smart ass that he is.

"well technically I can't have a missing finger so…I'd go with the impossible I'd have a missing finger." he laughed shrugging as I laughed imagining a creepy old guy with a missing finger running along the streets of La push.

"So you'd rather be known as the creepy old guy with the missing finger?" I laughed turning the radio up just a tad so it was loud enough to be background music.

"Well I can't age, but it's my turn anyway," He grinned his dark eyes shinning mischievously. "To work as a chicken plucker or…"

"That's gross…"

"Packing dog food into tins?"

"Ew…um… packing dog food into tins, yeah, packing dog food into tins…"

"Why?"

"I don't want to cause the poor chickens any harm and plus dogs need to be fed and I could also wear one of those things that stop you from smelling things."

"You got all that from one would you rather?"

"Yup."

"…nice."

we pulled up at a small but very fancy restaurant named 'The Blue Swan' that no doubt my mum picked out my dad's more of a burger kind of guy, either way I didn't think I would be eating tonight, I pass when legs are on the menu.

"you've got to be kidding me, where am I going to get a burger here?" Paul's outraged voice broke the silence.

"your not but there's always legs…?"

"frogs? Gross, why would you eat that?"

"I ate a worm once…"

"…"

"it wasn't that bad…"

"we better get inside it's getting cold…"

"yeah, lets."

"…Really a worm?"

"no it was a half breed."

"what breeds?"

"Fly and worm, it could fly and swim…"

"really?"

"no Paul…no."

"oh, it would've been cool if it had imagine-"

"Paul?"

"-yeah?"

"my parents are waiting, along with my pregnant sister could you tell me later, or better never?"

"I was just saying…"

"I know but…just…just don't."

"so um dinner?"

"No frogs?"

"No frogs…"

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