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Zim led the Tallests up to the skool, his chest puffed out as he marched, leading the way.
Red and Purple inwardly groaned at the sight of the skool, with human worm babies almost literally crawling all over it.
Red ran a hand through his new crimson hair, "Uh Zim? Do we really have to do this?"
Zim paused. Turning back towards red he looked up almost innocently, "Yes."
"And what exactly will we be teaching the humans?" Purple asked as they neared the steps.
"Oh, you'll find that out once we're inside," Zim noted happily as he started to hum to himself.
Red and Purple looked uneasily at each other, what exactly was Zim going to have them do?
Once inside the doors Red and Purple instinctively squinted their eyes in response to the new florescent lighting. The Massive's lighting had been so much easier on the eyes.
After a few seconds their eye implants adjusted and they followed Zim through a maze of hallways and into the main office.
A few human children were there, waiting patiently for their demise at the hands of the principle. Red cast them a look that screamed "suckers", Purple adding a "someone's gonna get it" look right along with him.
Zim for the most part ignored the worm babies, heading strait for the front desk.
A an older woman with red rouge lipstick, blue eye shadow, and dyed, curly blond hair, looked up from her copy of Celebrity Gossip magazine, just briefly enough to not Zim, who had pulled out a slip of white paper and was dangling it over the counter.
"Yes?" she asked in a deep hazardous voice that curiously made the Tallests wonder how it didn't seem to hurt her noise hole.
"These are the new student teachers they're here for their teaching assignment… FEEL HONORED!" Zim said while impatiently tapping his foot.
The elderly blond woman lazily glanced at the Tallests new forms before instantly becoming perky, grabbing an eyebrow pencil and compact mirror from her side purse, she penciled in a well placed beauty mark just to the far left side of her left cheek. "Oh! Oh, of course!" she sung almost giddily as she placed the cosmetics back into the far depths of her bag.
Instantly she stood and motioned them behind the counter, smiling and winking as she did so.
The two Tallests hesitated, looking a bit more than nervous, finally Red led the way past the gate to the back of the office, Purple following on his heels.
Back there were three doors, one labeled Nurses Office, the others labeled Principal, and Counselor.
Unnaturally the door to the Principles office creaked open just as they approached, the desk lady ushering them inside.
Red feigned back sheepishly, shoving Purple ahead into the lair of the Principal.
"Wha?" Purple cried out in shock as he disappeared into the dark dank room.
Red chuckled snidely as he started to follow.
He was partially halfway through the door when the receptionist harassingly smacked the back of his ass, letting out a gleeful giggle.
Red yipped like a dog as he nearly leapt out of his skin at the force of the contact, he'd be feeling that for most of the day.
The receptionist giggled again as she slammed the door behind him, trapping the both of them there.
If they ever destroyed this planet, she would be the first on their list.
Red turned towards Purple, who was seated one of the two chairs facing an enormous desk, the only light in the room seemed to be coming from a small lamp placed at the end.
Purple looked unnerved, his fingers clasping onto the railing of the armrests, his back firmly pressed against the back of the chair.
"Boys, welcome, we've been expecting you," said an eerie voice from behind the desk, "please have a seat."
Red, full of distaste from the thought of being told what to do, took his place beside Purple, wanting nothing more than for this whole ordeal to end.
"Well it seems you two have an impressive resume," the voice started off feigning being impressed.
"And that's good right?" Purple asked uneasily.
"Yes of course it's very good," the voice answered him immediately almost not letting Purple finish his sentence.
"So I see that we have you down for physical education Mr.?" a hand formed out of the darkness holding what seemed to be a pen gesturing at Red.
"Red," Red answered confidently, "Red Tall," from the info he'd gathered from the receptionist's desk he had concluded that Earthenoids had two separate names, names that told them as individuals as well as names that held them as part of a family, so he figured he might as well give an Earth name worthy of his position as one of the Almighty Irkin Tallests.
"Mr. Tall," the voice repeated, getting it down, he swiveled the pen towards Purple, "and you?"
"Purple," he seemed to stammer out, "Purple Tall."
"Hmmm," the hand recoiled back, "you two, are you brothers?"
"Yes," Red and Purple both lied together.
"Twins even," Red added.
"Fraternal twins," Purple added brushing away the oncoming explanation of why their features differ.
"I see," the voice said as if absorbing every bit of information. "And what may I ask is your relation to our young Mr. Zim?"
"Uh he's our cousin," Purple explained.
"Yeah," Red agreed, "Our LITTLE cousin," he said with extra emphasis on the "little" part.
"And your names, are they… popular where you are from?"
"Sure," Purple said nonchalantly, "We ARE foreign you know."
"Yes, of course," the voice sounded quickly, "you may go to your assignments now. Mr. Red I have you as the new assistant PE teacher so you'll head down to the gym. Mr. Purple, for the moment, you've been placed in the cafeteria, lunch starts at noon sharp so be ready, after that you are to head down into the theatre room where you'll teach the classes about the performing arts." The hand reappeared with a wave, "You are dismissed now."
Red and Purple quickly escorted themselves out of the office and into the hallways, Red quivering when they passed the lady at receptionist's desk, who, palpably, blew Tallest Red a kiss.
As soon as they got into the hall the Tallest Purple burst out laughing.
"Ha, I got food and you got sweaty worm babies, ha!"
"Shut up Pur, just shut up…" Red groaned as they made their way through the nearly desolate hallways, he assumed that skool must have been in session since they hadn't passes one single worm baby since their initial trip to the office.
Occasionally they would peer into one of the side classroom doorways which lined the halls, always some human teacher giving some lecture about something or other.
Ignoring them the Tallests continued on until one particular classroom caught their attention, particularly because Zim was sitting in the seat closest to the door, an utter look of boredom plastered across his face as he idly rolled his pencil around his desk pretending to take notes.
Almost forgetting themselves the Tallests let out a slight chuckle over Zim's badly drawn plans at eliminating the humans, one had him standing over a burning Earth with an Irkin flag shoved through it's core, another had a human, more precisely, the one sitting on the opposite end of the room, also in the front row, with his limbs sawed off, his guts appearing to be liquefied from the inside out.
Their snickering did not remain unnoticed as they felt a spine-chilling presence loom against the other side of the doorway.
Swiftly the door was opened to reveal Mrs. Bitters, in her sinewy, shadowy form, glaring menacingly down at the two Irkin leaders.
Both of them shivered involuntarily.
"May I help you?" she hissed through her crooked, horse-like teeth.
Quickly Purple ducked behind Red, hands placed around his arms as if he were offering his counterpart up for sacrifice.
"Yes, well me and my brother here were just looking for the cafeteria and the gym."
"Well you certainly won't find them in here," Bitters stepped aside to gesture into the classroom. Half the class stood up, ogling in curiosity at the two spectacles in the doorway.
"Yes I can see that," Red sputtered out partially sarcastic.
"If you couldn't I would recommend an eye examination," Bitters' instantly retaliated with even heavier sarcasm.
She turned, attempting to shut the door in their faces, but was thwarted by Red sticking his foot inside the door frame completely irked about the thought of so easily brushed away.
"Then you wouldn't happen to know where they ARE, now would you?" Red was becoming bolder, more cheeky as his fear was pushed back into the recesses of consciousness in an attempt at redeeming himself and his dignity as a Tallest.
Mrs. Bitters raised an eye as she suddenly earned some faint glimmer of respect for the bold newcomer. "Strait down the hall for the cafeteria," she stuck her finger out pointing it directly at Red and then bending it slightly, "make a left and follow it until you reach the gymnasium."
"Oh thanks," Red smiled charmingly making half of the girls in Zim's class blush, and others reach their hands up in a gasp of adoration.
Bitters, having lost all patience with the sudden intrusion, gave a slight grunt before slamming the door in their faces.
"Was that scary to you too?" Purple asked quietly as he moved out from behind Red.
"Yeah, that… was definitely not human," Red stated as he and Purple ventured farther down the hallway.
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