"Ok to everyone out there, I just wanted to announce tonight we are gonna have a four team battle royal extreme. Here are the rules. 2 people will start in the ring with a weapon of their choice, then every 30 seconds a random person from another team will enter the ring with a weapon. When it comes down to the last two, their teammates will come back into the ring and it will be a hardcore tag team match, with the winners going on to compete for the WEB Heavyweight Title. Then later tonight all the ladies of the Fitlh will be in action. First off Izzy will defend her newly won Womens title against her baby sister Katie. And Lilyyan will be in a career threatening match against a surprise opponet. And just to make things clear by the end of the night we will have a world champ. And now I am gonna start this match. But before I do, I would like to make an announcement. From now on we will only say the words, ass, damn, hell, and bitch. However we will never use the words, shit, fuck, goddamn, Jesus Christ, faggot or any other racial or sexual slurs. And as it protains to video, there will be less dick references."
" Ah shit" Seth said
"Watch your fucking mouth"
"Oh fuck me."
"Goddamnit, fuck. Anyway there will be less penis references."
"Oh and one last thing, even though many of you think that the current past time in the oral office is Swallow the Leader, I did not, I repeat did not, sleep with that young intern. As a matter of fact, I was up all night."
" Seth please leave the ring. Please bring out my opponet," Ram said as he put his mic down. Everytime We Touch by Cascada was heard as John "The Panda" came out, in shorts carrying a trashcan. He ran into the ring and Justin bicycle kicked him. John rolled out of the ring only to be caned by Seth. He rolled back into the ring and dodged a kick from Ram then grabbed his leg and dropped fell against the ropes and John stood on his throat then ran and kicked him in the back of the neck. Ram rolled out of the ring and Seth just stood by. Ram grabbed the kendo stick from him and ran back inside and took a swing that landed right in John's gut. The clock struck zero. The song Fake it played as out came Asheel, toting a ladder. He ran to the ring then set the ladder up in the corner. Ram grabbed Panda by the throat then chokeslammed him into the mat. Panda rolled around and when Ram tried to pick him up, Asheel bulldogged the ladder onto Ram and Panda. It landed on Ram's back and Panda's gut. The two of them rolled around then Asheel grabbed Ram by the neck and attempted to throw him over the top rope, but Panda stopped him with a low blow then the two cousins threw Asheel out. The cousins embraced and waited for the clock to run down. As it did the NWO Wolfpac's song played and out came the lone wolf, carrying a chair. He ran into the ring and struck out at Ram, but he ducked it and attempted to bicycle kick Lone but instead kicked his cousin over the ropes. He looked in horror at what he did, then he turned around and was hit in the stomach with the chair then ddted him on the chair. He went and grabbed the bag that Ram had brought out and reached his hand in it, then yelled and dropped it, his hand bleeding with glass and tacks sticking out of it. Ram crawled over and low blowed him. He stood up slowly then dumped the glass and tacks on chair, then choke slammed Lone Wolf on the chair. He grabbed him as the clock struck zero and out came Russell the TitanWolf to barbie girl, carrying a table. He stopped for a second at the sound of his music, then charged the ring. He threw his table over the top ropes, then as he was jumping into the ring when Ram threw Sean into him, and they both went over the top rope, effectively elliminating the WEB Wolfpac from the chance to become world champ. The clock struck zero and out came John the Gorilla with barbed wire wrapped around his arm. The only difference is that he came out from under the ring and ran up behind Ram and chop blocked the exposed knee, then started to grind the barbed wire into his leg. Ram yelled and tried to crawl out, but Russell ran and big booted him upside the head. Ram recoiled then kicked out at John, and ended up booting him in the groin. As he dropped, Justin took his vest off then tied it around his leg. The clock struck zero and Seth went into the ring, and powerbombed John on the chair covered in glass and tacks, then hit what he called the Seth Ship Pain (Startship pain (corkscrew split legged moonsault)) onto him. Then he picked him up and tried to powerbomb him over the top rope, but it was reversed into a hurricarana, then John crawled back into the ring and tried to clothesline Ram over the top rope, but Ram hit him with a right hook that damn near knocked him out, at which time the clock struck zero as Roku came out with a barbed wire wrapped bat. He got into the ring, but was clotheslined over the top. Seth crawled back into the ring and stood beside Ram as Panda crawled back in to join Gorilla
"The following match is a tag team match in which the winners will then fight in a match to determine the new world champion." It started out with Panda and Ram locking up and Ram grabbed his cousin's arm and flipped him into an armbar, which he then transitioned into a crossface. Gorilla ran into to try to break it up, but was superkicked by Seth. Panda looked like he was close to tapping when a masked person jumped into the ring and smashed a singapore cane against Ram's neck. He let go of his cousin and the person continously smashed the cane against him, til Seth chased it into the back, which left Ram open to get a stunner from Gorilla then a ddt from panda which lead to the three count. The masked person came running back down the ramp, with no mask, and it was revealed that it was Lindsay. Russell grabbed her and gutwrenched her on the outside. Ram was weakly crawling out of the ring and grabbed a mic.
"Lindsay, you just cost me my world title. So next week its gonna be me vs you in a steel cage match. If you win, I'll retire." He said as he smacked her in the face.
CAMERA TRANSITION
You see Izzy and Katie sitting in the back.
"Katie you know I love ya, but tonight I'm not gonna take it easy on you ok?"
"Sis, I wouldn't want it any other way."
They hear a knock on the door, and in walks E Scope and Bridgette
"Hey girls, we just came to tell you that win or lose the two of you can be winners tonight. And also we thought we would reveal that we are Lilyyan's opponet tonight, and who ever gets the pin, is the number one contendor for that little title. So all we have to say is."
"Good luck" E Scope said as the girls left the room. The sisters looked at each other, both with a bit of worry on their faces'.
The song Lies played as Lilyyan came out to the ring. She waved a bit then the song down in the gallows (Abyss's song) plays as Bridgette in a blue bikini and E Scope in a green bikini. They got into the ring and Ram explained the rules.
"OK, it's gonna be a 1 on 2 handicap tag match. Winner becomes #1 contender and Russell is gonna be ref. And you had better call this down the middle or the only title you are ever gonna get is janitor."
Russell had the bell rung and Lil started it off against E Scope. Lil put E in a head lock then threw her against the ropes then drop kicked her, then ran and hit a lionsault. Ram jumped up on the apron and distracted Russell, as Bridgette reached into her bikini bottoms, and pulled out a chain. She wrapped it around her fist, then blasted Lil in the back of the head. Ram got off the apron and Russell turned around and saw E tag Bridge in and they both covered Lilyyan. 1 2 3 "Winners of the match and the new #1 contenders for the Women's title, E Scope and Bridgette. Which means Lilyyan is fired."
The song I Came To Play played as Izzy and Katie came out, Izzy with a microphone.
"This isn't right, I was just supposed to face one person for the title."
"Woah woah woah, there is no garuntee that you will keep your title."
"Look before this thing breaks down much more, you guys are gonna have your match now and the winner will be women's champ, and next week will compete in a gauntlet match, with the winner becoming champ. Now you two fight." Izzy and Katie ran to the ring, then hugged and Ram got in to referee. He rung the bell then ran and speared Izzy. Katie grabbed her sister's feet and jack knife pinned her 123. "Winner of this match and new Women's Champion, Katie." She hugged Ram and he grabbed a mic.
"Izzy, I like you but there is an old saying. Everyone has a price, and your sister paid me $100 to help her win, and there ain't no way I'm gonna turn that down, I have legal troubles. And now onto the World title match. Please welcome John the Gorilla and John the Panda. Now your match will be contested in a last man standing match." He said as he grabbed Gorilla by the throat and choke slammed him. He directed traffic as his cousin went to the top rope and frog splashed him, then Ram went to the top and hit the Ram Jam (Diving Headbutt) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. "Winner of this and first ever Filthy World Champion, John the Panda." the belt's strap was black, and the plates on it were silver and the center plate was a spinner with Filth written on it. It took 5 minutes before everyone was able to get themselves together then they all sat down.
"Ok please welcome our guest Randi The Wildcat AKA koolbroadwayreader." Panda said. Randi was a short girl with choulder length brown hair and olive toned skin.
"Ok Thank you for being here on the highest rated show around. Now we are all here for one reason and that is to celebrate John the Panda's 17th birthday. And Gorilla that is the only reason I betrayed you. Now can we all sing happy birthday to him. 1 2 3"
Everyone: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear John, Happy birthday to you. Good night from us here in New York City.