"Hi, I'm Justine, Justin's twin sister. And tonight I promise that with my help, we will win back our titles."
"Dude, this is so wrong on so many levels." Russell said.
"What are you talking about Russ?" Justine asked
"Justin just take the damn outfit off and we'll use one of the other girls."
"But I can't take my outfit off on this show, that would be rude." Justine said as Bridgette walked by. Justine grabbed her, pulled her into her chair, then started making out with her, much to the amazement of the Filthy Animals. When Justine pulled away, Bridgette looked disgusted.
"Dude, I knew you couldn't resist making out with Bridgette. Just admit it Justin, you have a reputation." Russell said.
"Alright fine, fine. I admit it OK. I am... how you say.. a lesbian. Its true, I prefer the company of women." Everyone was stunned, but didn't have time to respond as the new champs stormed the ring. The people who were to fight them stayed while everyone else cleared the ring. The titantron came up and it showed John the Panda.
"Tonight is my last night here, and since Justin is gone tonight, he left me in charge. So tonight it will be Justine, Russell, Roku and Seth vs the champs. Then it will be John vs Asheel vs Sean vs a surprise opponet in a gauntlet match. As for me, well I'm gonna hang out here in the back and watch how everything goes. Now let's start that gauntlet. Champs get out of the ring." Asheel started against Sean. Sean put Asheel in a hammerlock then ran him into the turnbuckle before releasing his arm then hit him with a German suplex pin. He only received a 2 count. Sean got on the top turnbuckle and hit a european uppercut. He got outside the ring and hit a springboard splash and went for a pin but still got a two count. Sean picked Asheel up and Asheel hit him with a jaw breaker and as Sean stumbles, Asheel big booted him in the face. Asheel grabbed his legs and went for a sharpshooter, but Sean kicked him away but as he stood up he was clubbed in the back of the head, then kicked in the groin from behind then rolled him up. 1 2 3.
Next opponet John The Gorilla. John jumped over the top ropes and snapped a hurricarana. He taunted for a second then picked Asheel up and hit him with a piledriver. He went for the three count but only got a 2 count. John picked Ashel up and hit him with a scoop slam followed by a leg drop. He went to the top rope and went for a 360 splash but Asheel put his knees up. John grabbed his gut and was ddted. Asheel went to the top rope and hit a frog splash. 1 2 3. Final opponet
SAMOA JOE. Joe came to the ring and started punching Asheel repeatedly in the face thn kicked him in the ribs then on the top of the head. Asheel feel and Joe ran and hit a senton on him. Joe picked him up then threw him against the ropes and as Asheel came back Joe hit him with a samoan drop. He picked Asheel up and threw him into the corner then ran at him and hit him with a knee then turned around and hit a pelee kick. Asheel wobbled and Joe put him on the top rope and brought him down with a muscle buster. 1 2 3
"Winner of this match, Samoa Joe." Joe started to walk out of the ring but Asheel stood up.
"Get back here, I'm still standing." Joe got back into the ring then kicked Asheel in the gut and hit him with another muscle buster. Joe started to leave again and as Joe looked at the titantron he saw Asheel standing up. He went back into the ring. Asheel got ready for another fight, but Joe patted him on the shoulder and walked off. Asheel collapsed then rolled out of the ring and just laid there.
Camera Transition.
Justine is walking around and she sees Russell up ahead.
"Justine, your brother is on the phone, he needs to talk to you." Justine goes into the room and Russell closes the door behind her and locks it.
"Russell, whats going on?"
"Give it up Justin, we all know thats you, you wanna be Santino Marella." He grabbed her shirt and ripped it off. She shreiked and covered herself. Someone starts pounding on the door. The door shook then bursts open and there stands Justin.
"What the fuck?" Justin said as Russell starts looking between the two. "Justine, get the hell out of here, go get ready for the match, I'll deal with Russ." He took his coat off and put it over her and she ran from the room. "Russell what the hell? We've been friends for a long time, but that doesn't mean you can have sex with my sister."
"Dude, I thought she was a he."
"That's gay. You know what, I don't wanna hear it. I'm suspending you for 3 weeks and I'm taking your place in the match tonight. Get the fuck out of here, you sick son of a bitch." Russell hangs his head and leaves the room. Justin stands there with an angry look on his face then punches the wall, leaving a hole in it.
Another camera transition.
Izzy and Katie were walking by Panda's dressing room when they heard a strangled sound. They ran to get help and when they found a security officer, they all ran back to the room and the officer kicked in the door. What they saw was horrifying. John was standing there with his pants halfway down. and there was a pokemon in front of him.
"Hey stop that. Don't touch that Togepi." The officer said
"Move away Togepi."
"You are in so much trouble."
"Uh is there a problem officer?" John said with innocence.
"Yeah theres a problem." He looked at the girls. "If he's your friend go over there. Don't let him touch you." The girls walked near him but not too close. "You're in trouble." The officer said.
"Is there a problem here? John asked pulling his pants up.
"Yeah there's a problem, you were performing bestiality on that animal."
"But Togepi's not an animal, she's a pokemon."
"That's like the same thing."
"No that's not the same thing." John yelled
"Your ass is in so much trouble you sick fuck," he looked at the girls. "Is he a sick fuck?" The girls nodded. "That's it, you're going downtown with me." He grabbed John and dragged him out of the room. The girls just stood there with scared looks.
"This is tonight's main event and is for all the WEB titles. Introducing first the Champs, Zack Ryder, Caylen Croft, Trent Baretta, and Lilyyan." They came out to Zack's music, proudly standing with the titles. "And their opponents, Justin The Ram, Justine The Dog , Roku The Fox, and Seth The Anaconda, The Filthy Animals." The four of them charged the ring and they all stood there, eying each other down. Justin had a microphone in his hand. "Important update. This match is a no disqualification elimination match." As he said this he stuck his hand in his pocket, then quickly withdrew it and punched Zach in the face. His fist had brass knuckles on it. The rest of his team hit others and he went for the pin 1 2 3 eliminated Ryder. Justin Croft stayed in and Justin threw the knuckles at him, then kicked him in the gut and threw him into his turnbuckle. He tagged in Seth and together they threw Croft from the ring. Roku looked down at Croft then threw up, all of it landing on Croft. Everyone looked disgusted, but they continued with Seth throwing Croft head first into the steps then sandwiching Croft's head between his boot and the steps. They rolled him back in and Seth pinned Croft. 1 2 3. Baretta got in the ring and nailed Seth with a dropkick to the head then started to pick him up, but the lights went out and a song called Modest started to play. Jeff Hardy came down the ramp with a chair and nailed Baretta in the head then hit a Twist of Fate as well. Seth hit the pin 1 2 3. All that was left was 3 guys and 1 girl vs 1 girl. Lilyyan got into the ring and Seth threw her into his turnbuckle then tagged in Justine and she hit her with a cutter. Justine turned her over and tagged Seth and he hit the Seth Ship Pain. He tagged in Justin and he stood on the top rope and they handed her up and he put her in a crucifix position and hit a powerbomb from the top rope called the halls of illusion. He tagged in Roku and Justin held Lilyyan up and Roku hit her with a high angle kick. 1 2 3.
"Winners and tag team champions Seth The Andaconda and Justin The Ram, Women's champion Justine The Dog, and World Heavyweight Champion Roku The Fox." Confetti rained down on the champions as they once again had their possesions back. Camera Fade to Black.
TO MY READERS: I'M LEAVING. DO NOT ASK IF YOU CAN TAKE OVER MY STORIES THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY. I NEED TIME TO DEAL WITH A FEW PERSONAL LIFE ISSUSE. I NEED TO FIND MYSELF AND HEAL MYSELF. I MIGHT REVIEW STORIES AND I MIGHT SPEAK TO A FEW OF YOU BUT I NEED TIME AWAY FROM WRITING. I'LL BE BACK IN THE SUMMER