Me: Well here's the second part of the deleted scene 'Black Market Koopa'!
NUTCASE: Oh man!! This is gonna be one big fight!
Ace: (Is twitching furiously in her seat in excitement.)
Me: (Sweatdrops.) Should I cut off the soda?
NUCASE: (Sweatdrops as well.) Might be a good idea…
Ace: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crow: Oh man this is gonna be sweet!!!
Servo: I got the pop-corn!
Wally: And the movie is ready to go!
Me: Good! (Turns to the screen.) This scene concludes this deleted scene with one heck of a fight!! Blaine, General Guy, and the Bob-omb King against… Well… ALMOST EVERYONE!!! Enjoy!
Zane: (Pushes the Play Button.)
PokeMario!
Deleted Scene .4.
Black Market Koopa
Part .2.
POW, BAM, SLAM, THUD!!!!!!
The view now shows the 8-Bit Clubs Black Market. The place was a total mess due to the fact that villains of every size, shape, and attitude, was now duking it out. For what you ask? For the honor of taking prisoner the current king of the Subcon, even though he was no longer in the center of the melee. Only thing is, they didn't know that. Everyone was throwing punches at everyone else, and there was no clear 2 or more sides. In the center of the melee trying to regain control was a Shy Guy who was wearing white military clothes, known as General Guy, and a giant bob-omb that wore a crown, had a slightly messy white mustache, and big, round, visible hands wearing yellow gloves, known as the Bob-omb King. The Bob-omb King picked up and threw an X-Naut that came charging at him and punched another that was trying to help his team mate. General Guy was using acrobatic feats and weapon wielding typical to a shy guy, and was ordering a whole group of Shy-Guys and Snifits to attack in any way they can. The Snifits were firing cannon balls from their pipe like mouths, while Shy-Guys were firing slingshots, using hammers, and doing acrobatic things to fight.
General Guy and the Bob-omb King were finally over-powered by Kammy and Kamek. "Heh, heh, heh, ho, hyuk, heh heh heh!!! And to think that Bowser used to have you two in his army!! Me and Kamek will do him the favor of getting rid of you both!!!" Kammy and Kamek raised their wands.
"Bob-omb King…" General Guy began. Bob-omb King looked down at him. "It has been an honor serving with you soldier."
The Bob-omb King nodded. "As it was for me, General…"
Kamek and Kammy raised their wands and began an incantation. "Ava..!"
They never had time to finish even the first part of that incantation… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were both sent flying by a single hammer swing. The one holding the hammer? It was none other the Blaine Mallet Zalles. "Your not dead meat yet, guys!!!" Blaine said, full of bravado. He tossed them both Super Mushrooms to which they ate heartily. In a flash their energy was recharged. "Now whadaya' say we show these morons how to brawl!?"
General Guy and the Bob-omb King cheered in agreement. "Then the Bob-omb Kings with me! LET'S GO!!!!" Blaine said to finish. The Bob-omb King nodded and followed behind Blaine, leaving behind General Guy. He was, almost instantly, surrounded by Kremlings K. Rool had called in for.
As the Kremlings closed in on General Guy, the Shy-Guy general smirked evilly. "So you think you've got this old general cornered, huh?" The Kremlings looked confused with how confident the General seemed. "Well allow this general to prove you wrong." He smirked evilly some more and pulled out a mega-phone. "SNIFITS!!!!!!!!!! LINE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Their was some rumbling and Snifits appeared in a crowd. They circled General Guy with military style precision. The Kremlings looked flabbergasted at how fast those Snifits just appeared. The General shouted in his mega-phone again. "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Snifits did as such firing cannonballs from their cannon-like mouths. What happened next, was that either the kremlings were hit by the explosions from the cannonballs or by the cannonballs themselves. When they were done, General Guy looked around admiring the work of his soldiers. He turned to some of the Snifits. "LISTEN UP!!! SNIFITS ONE, TWO, AND THREE, GO AND GET MY TANK!!! AND THE REST OF YA'…" He paused for a second, then smiled evilly. "WE GOTTA LOTTA WORK TO DO…" The Snifits cheered in agreement. Three Snifits separated from the group and ran to who knows where, while the rest stayed behind with the General.
Me: Okay for the fight scene I had chosen Rawk Hawks Battle Theme, mainly because I like the glitz and glamour of the music and it makes for a good fight scene number.
NUTCASE: Good choice.
(Rawk Hawk Battle Theme Plays in the Background.)
Blaine was hammering away a bunch of X-Nauts with his hammer. He swung left slamming many X-Nauts aside. When they appeared to stop charging Blaine he ran and fought off some Koopatrols that were about to attack innocent Subconians. There was a loud screech from behind him. He turned around… An Albatoss' humongous face was right in front of him. With a panicked expression, he started running away, as the Albatoss squawked and gave chase.
Some distance away from him, the Bob-omb King was a one bob-omb army, punching away maybe ten soldiers of whatever creatures that got in his way. Some distance away, Mouser was fighting with the best of them, throwing Bob-ombs at anyone his throws could reach. He was about to throw another bob-omb… When someone landed with a thud at his feet, it was Tryclyde… And he was in very bad shape. A shadow loomed over him, when he saw it he slowly turned around and saw the Bob-omb King right behind him. He looked downright, drop-dead, FURIOUS. "YOU DARE USE MY PEOPLE AS WEAPONS, YOU PIECE OF VERMIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Mouser's eyes were wide behind his sunglasses, as he looked at the behemoth of a bob-omb before him. "Mother…" He said with a slightly high-pitched voice. The view zooms out to another part of the Black Market. A small arrow shown the place the Bob-omb King and Mouser were. Right in the very place where the arrow pointed to, a huge explosion that would make any bob-omb jealous sounded and Mousers crying screams could be heard. In that section of the black market in view, General Guy comes into view, after seemingly being forced back by something big. He jumped backward when that 'big something jumped into view. It was K. Rool, as big and ugly as he could be. He charged forward at General Guy, and threw a punch at the shy-guy. General Guy front flipped over the punch, planted his feet onto K. Rool's back and kicked off of him. This move almost made K. Rool fall over.
K. Rool righted himself and stared at General Guy angrily. "Do you honestly think that you can defeat me, you miniscule little bug?"
General Guy smirked, "I bet the little Monkey kids who beat you were much smaller then me." K. Rool looked aghast at that. "I mean how can a king, with any kind of strategic genius, ever lose to a gorilla and then a monkey, who knows little more then how to feed themselves? I mean REALY…"
This pissed K. Rool off royally. "THAT'S IT!!!!! TAKE THIS!!!!!!" He took off his crown and threw it like a boomerang.
General Guy easily jumped over the crown. When he looked behind him, he smirked even more. "I no longer need to fight you, this match is won."
K. Rool looked confused at this. "What are you talking about?"
General Guy smirked. "Look behind you…"
K. Rool smiled pompously. "I will not fall for such a cheap trick!" But seeing General Guy's face convinced him to turn around…
Right behind him, about to flatten him, was a humongous toy block made tank, with a light bulb attached to a slot behind the cockpit opening. He screamed like a little girl, and tried to run. But, like a classic cartoon, he only ran in place… He was flattened into a King Kremling Pancake in less then a minute.
General Guy hopped up to the cockpit opening, and took the controls. As soon as he rolled forward enough he opened the cockpit opening and looked behind the tank to see K. Rool comically flattened like a pancake. "Tried to warn ya' Old Bean!! Shoulda' paid more attention!!" He hopped back into the cockpit and took the controls from the Snifits, driving it right into the melee.
Back with Blaine, he was running as fast as he could away from the Albatoss. As he ran a thought struck him. "Wait a minute… WHAT AM I RUNNING FOR?!?!?" He put on the breaks and faced the Albatoss before him. It almost seemed to smile, that it's prey had finally gave up. Instead, Blaine started throwing hammers at an insane speed, using the hammers he had stored in his bag. Every single one of the hammers connected with the Albatoss, whom had closed it's eyes in pain. When it opened it's eyes again, it looked at Blaine… Only to find that he was now the same size as it was. The Albatoss looked down on itself to see that it had shrunk in size! It squawked in horror and surprise.
Blaine smiled mischievously, he had remembered that his 'Thousand Hammer Throw ability' had enough wallop in to shrink the target in size, and attack power. The Albatoss looked as if it started to get nervous. Blaine pulled back his hammer. The miniaturized Albatoss started to sweat nervously.
"FORE!!!!!!"
Captain Skurvy was easily fighting back against all who fought him. The Bob-omb King charged in and tried to punch Skurvy, but he dodged quickly and gave the Bob-omb King a shoulder barge, knocking the bob-omb to the ground. Before the Bob-omb King could get back up, Skurvy held his sword to the giant bob-ombs chest. "Say good-bye Matie…"
However, a loud thud came to his attention. He turned to see a strangely miniaturized Albatoss flying towards him after a tough hit. Skurvy at first was worried, but he calmed down when he saw that the Albatoss was miniature… It suddenly took it's original size; Skurvy's eyes widened… He never had time to move… CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the end of it, Skurvy had stars circling his head and he was underneath a now gigantic, unconscious Albatoss. The Bob-omb King looked down at Skurvy after getting back up. "Good bye Matie…" He mocked before running off.
General Guy's tank meanwhile passed by the unconscious Albatoss and faced off a few hundred Koopatrol. In the front was Kamek and Kammy. The Koopatrols looked afraid now that they were facing a tank, but Kammy shouted. "We fear nothing!!! We can take on any challenge!!! And we certainly can take on a tank made of toy blocks!!! ATTACK!!!!!" She yelled.
The Koopatrol soldiers nodded and ran forward, shouting a battle cry. General Guy scoffed. "If past experience is any indication…" He flipped a certain switch. "These cowards are all talk, no action…" Outside the tank, two slide doors on the Tank's front opened. A small cannon started to appear sliding out of the opening. The cannon suddenly popped as if it was a balloon suddenly inflated by air. The cannon that appeared was completely disproportionate to the tank… In other words the cannon was so big, it seemed impossible for General Guy's tank to hold it. The Koopatrols stopped on a dime, and stared eyes wide at the cannon before them. General Guy while inside the tank flipped a switch and the cannon started to charge energy. The Koopatrols eyes widened even further at this, and their jaws hit the floor.
"RUN AWAY LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" One koopatrol shouted. The others apparently agreed with this plan and ran away screaming like little girls.
General Guy seemed irritated about this scene. "Okay, those koopas DISGRACE the great word 'Military'!!! Time to return these soldiers back to their king with their disgrace." He aimed the cannon so that he would not only send the koopatrols packing, but it would also send Kamek and Kammy flying along with them.
Kammy tried to keep the koopatrols in order "Don't run away!!!! This battle hasn't even begun yet!!! Kamek help me out here!!!" Kamek, in most cases, would've been willing to help Kammy but right now, his eyes were glued on the behemoth of a cannon before him. It seemed to move a little to re-aim…
"Um, Kammy…" Kamek said, tapping Kammy on the shoulder.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" she yelled, pissed off. Kamek, while whimpering like a little baby pointed at the cannon… Which was now aimed right at them. The energy stopped charging… Kammy's eyes widened fearfully, while Kamek went and wet his pants…
General Guy was laughing like a maniac. "OMEGA BEAM! FIIIIIIIIIREE!!!!!!!!!!!!" He slammed a big, red button which, comically, had a label that read 'KABOOM!!!' stuck to it.
What happened next is that a gigantic beam even bigger then the cannon itself, fired out of the cannon's nozzle, it hit Kamek and Kammy with a powerful kaboom. The nozzle then moved upward so that it hit the retreating Koopatrols with just as big a kaboom.
The Koopas were blasted off into the sky. As they flew, it shown all of the koopas were covered with soot. Kamek flew into view. "Oh..! King Bowser will be most displeased by the report that we'll have to write about our visit here!!! I just know it!!!!!"
Kammy appeared next to Kamek, "When we get there, we might as well face the music…" Her face suddenly brightened. "Wait a minute! How about we wait until seconds before my adopted son Steve and his bandit troupe bring up their no doubt useless haul and then give Bowser the news!"
Kamek appeared to think about that. His face brightened too. "I suppose that could work…" His frown reappeared again. "But until then… Want to say the saying then scream like little girls?"
Kammy sighed aggravated, but understanding. "After you…"
They both embraced so they could be ready for the ride that was left to be seen. "IT LOOKS LIKE THE KOOPAS ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" In the next few seconds, the group of koopas flew and became another star on the horizon.
Crow: Kammy has a son?!
Me: Adopted son. She's referring to Steve, a magikoopa OC created by the deviantART Comic Writer 'Goons and a Bandit' you guys need to check out his work, their freaking hilarious!!!
Meanwhile back on the ground, the Bob-omb King and Blaine were working together, and effectively defeating any opponent that took them on. Bob-omb King grabbed Blaine by the feet and, while Blaine was holding a hammer in his hands, swung him around. The sheer power of Blaine's hammer was doubled by the fact that the Bob-omb King was helping his swing. After fending off another barrage, the Bob-omb King dropped Blaine and took on the kremlings and klap-traps with his fists alone. It didn't matter how hard they fought. The enemies were EVERYWHERE! "Withdraw into your shell, Blaine!!! This next parts going to be explosive!!!!"
Blaine followed the order and withdrew into his shell. The Bob-omb King's fuse lit… There was one word that could describe those next few minutes…
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blaine was sent flying by the kaboom, and bounced off of many soldiers like a pinball bouncing off bumpers. He finally bounced off a rather muscular Kremling and landed back close to the Bob-omb King, who was covered by soot but otherwise fine. He did however, fall over. Blaine barely caught him. "You okay?" Blaine asked.
The Bob-omb King laughed a little bit. His laugh almost sounded mechanical. (This is the laugh heard when you meet him in Super Mario 64.) "Well I'm not as young as I used to be, so many explosions in a single battle is not good for my health." Blaine could understand that. He honestly couldn't understand how some bob-ombs could explode and continue the fight after blowing themselves up… All he could think was that they were very sturdy characters.
But the fact remained; this fight had to end… And it had to end now… He reached into his supply bag and pulled out a Fire Flower. "Okay time to end this little brawl!!" He absorbed the power of the Fire Flower and became Fire Hammer Bros. His shell took on an orange color, and his triangle decorated cloth armor took on orange and red color. He whispered a tactic into King Bob-ombs invisible ear. Liking the idea, the Bob-omb King winked an affirmative.
"Got you young man!" After a second, Blaine withdrew into his shell, and started to spin. His shell burst into flames due to the Fire Flowers power. The Bob-omb King picked up Blaine's shell, reeled back as far as he would go, and threw the shell with all of his might and all of his strength. Blaine's shell was sent at speeds close to Mach 1 as he flew. He smashed into a bunch of Dull Bones that were unfortunate enough to be in his way like bowling pins. He started to circle around the entire battle field in a wide circle. He started to slowly close in the circle around the villains. General Guy, seeing this, quickly rolled his tank into the middle of the black market. He popped off the top of the tank and blew his whistle.
"ALL SUBCONIANS!!! EVACUATE TO AN AREA FAR AWAY FROM HERE!!!" The subconians took no time to answer that request and started to run away from the flaming circle being created. As soon as the villains started to notice the circle it was too late, it was closing in on them. Blaine stopped once the circle was closed in enough.
"NOW!!!!" He yelled. The Bob-omb King, hearing the signal, turned to an ENTIRE ARMY of bob-ombs behind him.
"MY BRAVE MEN!!!! DO WHAT YOU MUST FOR YOUR COUNTRY!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. The bob-ombs yelled along with him and hopped into the literal ring of fire.
Inside the ring of fire, the bob-ombs appeared at the other side. And now they completely circled them. "Oh… This can't be good…" Mouser said, sounding as if he was being forced to face two nightmares in one day. The first being the Bob-omb King, the second, this bob-omb uprising.
Lord Crump was not impressed. "Ah come on, their just thousands of lousy bob-omb's!"
Suddenly the air tensed up, an X-Naut tapped Lord Crump on the shoulder. "Um… Sir? What's that?" Lord Crump looked to see a very strange sight.
A banana fruit was standing in front of them along with the bob-ombs. He appeared to walk on stick-skinny legs with small white feet at the bottom, it had arms as skinny as the legs, with small white, gloved, hands at the end. One of its craziest traits would be the fact it had eyes and a mouth, making a face. The eyes were wide and the pupils small, and the mouth formed a slightly insane looking open mouthed smile… It suddenly screeched in a very high yet low pitched voice, one thing…
"I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The view zoomed out until the spot where the villains were trapped was practically and literally invisible. An Arrow pointed to where the villains were… And right from that arrow…
KKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The kaboom looked like that of an Atomic Bomb. The villains were sent flying over the horizon by this kaboom, screaming all the way. The screaming could be heard until the villains became another star on the horizon.
(Rawk Hawk Battle Theme ends.)
(Upbeat music plays in the background.)
The next day, a celebration was taking place. All of the Subconians were dancing and cheering. Their was a stage in the center of the crowd, and standing on it was Blaine, General Guy and the Bob-omb King. Benvolio, the son of Wart, was standing on the stage wearing formal attire. (Uncomfortably if I may add.) "You all have done an excellent job… No words can ever describe how thankful I am to all of you…" Benvolio took off, what looked like, a gold medal hanging by a piece of cloth around his neck. "Blaine Mallet Zalles, my old friend, will take this." He put the medal around his neck. "So that the Mushroom Kingdom will know what you done for the Subcon." Benvolio then turned to General Guy and the Bob-omb King. "As for you two, you may expect a bonus in your paycheck this week and a week off work." He smiled kindly. "You earned it."
General Guy, no matter how strange it seemed at the moment, started dancing around at that. "Oh yes!!! Thank you sir!!! Finally I can play around with the NES' inside the club building!!! WHOOPEE!!!!!"
The Bob-omb King simply bowed down to Benvolio. "Thank you sir… Your kindness overwhelms." He stood back up, "And I will happily return to work upon the end of the week."
Benvolio smiled goofily. "Don't be so modest, man! You will enjoy the week! I insist!"
The Bob-omb King gave a happy face. "Thank you sir." He walked off the stage, and through the crowd. Once out of sight, however, he pumped his fist to his side, in a celebrating tone. He chuckled goofily a little bit and continued walking after that.
The celebration continued after that. As it went on however, Blaine and Benvolio slipped off to the side. They walked on until they were at the front gate of the 8-Bit Club's town. The gate was open and Blaine was outside, Benvolio stood at the other side of the gate. The world outside was still dark with those strange clouds blocking out the sun. But, things were starting to look brighter for the Subcon's innocents. "I will miss you my friend, it was great seeing you again." Benvolio said, readjusting his eye glasses. "I hope you will take this up with Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom."
Blaine smiled in a neighborly fashion. "I woulda' told her even if you told me not to. The people of the Subcon need help more then anything now." He placed a hand on Benvolio's shoulder. "I'll have a rescue force of thousands of coming here soon. Just you wait."
Benvolio shed a tear. "Thank you friend. You are doing a great deed to many." Blaine took his hand off of Benvolio's shoulder, gave a goofy smile, and waved good-bye. He then turned and walked on through the now ice cold desert, putting on his cloak as he went. Benvolio waved good-bye. "Good-Bye, I will look forward to your return!"
"Good-bye, Blaine Mallet Zalles!!" A deep voice said, Benvolio turned to see the Bob-omb King standing there waving his round yellow hand in a good-bye wave. "You are very strong, young one!! You will find help I'm sure of it!!"
"You better return soldier!" A voice with a western accent shouted. Benvolio turned the other way to see General Guy standing there. "Otherwise I might have to get my soldiers and come after you!" He, no matter how strange it seemed, smiled to let everyone know he was kidding.
Blaine heard their good-byes, and smiled. Benvolio turned back to Blaine. "Good bye Blaine!! Please return soon!!!!" He shouted.
Blaine gave on last wave, before he continued to walk onward. A gust of wind picked up, blowing an iced up tumbleweed into view, blocking Blaine out. When the Tumbleweed rolled onward, he was gone. Returned to the Mushroom Kingdom Castle, his home and occupation site.
Otto: I have to admit, you done some pretty solid work here.
Me: Thank you. That's quite the compliment coming from you.
Otto: (Sighs.) Think nothing of it.
Zane: (Is laughing hysterically.) Was that the Exploding Banana Character that Alvin the Earthworm uses in his Random Shorts animations?!? (Laughing intensifies.) That guy continues to rock!!! (Continues laughing.)
Ace: (Laughs out loud too.) Yeah he does!!
Me: So, what did you guys think? (Turns to the screen.) That goes for you, the readers, too! (Gives a peace sign.) R&R people!!
Ace and Wally: Until next update!!!