Hello people.
Airider19 is AWESOME for coming up with the name Navitas Verbero for Jaspers energy whips. (Navitas Verbero translates to energy whips)
My goal is also to get to 5000 words every week. I hope I can do it. And if you have any ideas of where this story could go, feel free to share.
The pairings shall be Harry/Hannah, Luna/Jasper. So mote it be!
And the anamagi forms have been decided. I invented an AWESOME one for jasper. (Remember that he is over 1000 years old and some other animals existed back then.)
Now, on to the story.
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"Talking"
"YELLING"
"Thinking, writing, visions, and famous stuff"
"Sylvian, the language of the high elves"
"Parseltongue"
"Phoenix speech"
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters. If I did I would not be living with my parents.
AN: I do own all plots and characters I make though.
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Jaspers Jest
Chapter 6
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When I finally broke through the tree line, Harry pointed up weakly to the left and said "That's Hogwarts."
I turn around to look and freeze. Then I scream "OH HELL NO!"
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Jasper Pov
"Well" I thought "I found my castle… what the HELL did they do to it?! It's GRAY instead of pearly white and THE ENTIRE FUCKING CENTRAL TOWER IS MISSING. The stables are gone, the dueling arena is missing, the swimming area is sunk, the archery range is non existent, and there aren't even TRACES of the forge. Hohohoh somebody is going to BURN!" I ranted in my head.
Harry Pov
I looked up at jasper and saw him looking at Hogwarts with an unusually calm face. It was even creepier then his twisted smile. He stood like that for about five minutes before asking "Do they offer swimming, metal work, horseback riding, archery, sword fighting or strait up dueling as extra curricular activities at this school?" In a calm voice.
"No…" I responded hesitantly, fearing his reaction.
"Oh… ok." He responded softly. "By the way, I found my castle. It's right there." He said pointing at Hogwarts. As he said this, I knew that Dumbledore was SCREWED! From what I could tell about Jasper, you never, ever, take away what is his. "Let's hurry up to the castle Harry. Some of your friends are waiting for you, and I have to clean house." He chirped in his usual tone of insanity and hyperactivity. With that, he marched off, not even looking back to make sure I was following.
As we crossed the grounds, I could make out three figures sitting around the entrance doors. As we got closer I noticed that it was Neville, Luna and… Susan? "What is she doing here?" I wondered. "Hey guys." I called up to them.
"HARRY!" Were the twin cries from Neville and Susan.
I glanced over to Luna and saw that she was staring intently at Jasper. "Oh" I said "by the way guys, this is…" Before I could finish Jasper took over.
"I am the GREAT and WONDERFUL Jasper, the Jester of Chaos." He said in an overly dramatic way. Neville looked confused while Susan and Luna looked stunned.
Eventually Susan got a hold of her self and stuttered "Do you me to tell us that you are THE Jasper?"
"YES" he screamed "but almost ALL of the stuff you read about me is probably false, sooo… yes."
At this point Luna decided to jump into the conversation. "Mr. Japer, can you tell me where I may be able to find a Crumple-Horned Snorkack?" She asked in her dreamy voice, but this time, we all heard a hint of desperation.
Jasper looked at her and said in a sad voice "I am sorry my dear, but I can't tell you that." At this point Luna seemed to shrink a little but she brightened up with what Jasper said next with his normally loud voice "I can't tell you that, because they went extinct about one thousand and eighty years ago. Now if you are looking for a regular Snorkack, you should try the Western shores of New Zealand on the night of a full moon. They are aquatic mammals that only emerge from the Ocean then because they love the full moon." Jasper said with amusement in his voice.
Neville, Susan and I stood to the side gaping at what we just heard, while Luna was smiling as if she was told that she won the lottery… five times in a row. The next thing we know, Luna is on top of Jasper, snogging him as if he was the last man on earth. It didn't help that he was snogging her back.
"Luna" Neville chocked out "what are you doing?"
Luna just looked up and said "Kissing my new boyfriend."
We stood there in shock but Susan eventually asked "When did he agree to this?"
We all looked at Jasper, Luna with hope filled eyes. Jasper just shrugged and said "Sure, works for me." At this Luna squealed, grabbing Jasper and clinging to him.
"Well" I said after I shook the shock off "Let's go inside and get something to eat, alright?" With that we all stood up and entered the castle, coming face to face with someone I did NOT want to see at the moment.
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Dumbles Pov
"Damn that little brat" I thought angrily as I marched to the hospital wing. "First he runs off, the he causes my phoenix to run away, and now he thinks that I am the bad guy. I only do what is best. He needs to be put back onto the course that I set up for him. He needs to kill Voldomort and die in the process so that I can take all the credit. Hmm, maybe I should offer to teach him some incantations. They are useless in a duel because of the length of time it takes to cast, but they are very powerful if done correctly. Hmm, yes, that could work." I thought to myself darkly. I finally reached the hospital wing and saw that only the Weasleys and Miss Granger were left. They had unpleasant looks on their faces so I knew that something must have happened.
"Good morning everyone. What seems to be the problem, you all seem rather upset." I said with fake concern.
Miss Granger was the first to speak up. "Well sir, these two idiots told Potter, right to his face, that we were never his friends and that we were being bribed to be his friends."
The twinkle in my eye disappeared so fast it was like it was never even there. "What did you say" I asked with a dangerous growl. By the look in the Weasleys faces, they knew that they were screwed.
"The simplest way I can put it sir is that Weasley opened his big mouth and started spewing everything about your plans that he knew of." Granger said with a smirk on her face.
"You WHAT!?" I yelled. I wasn't angry, I wasn't pissed, I was completely off the fucking DEEP END! First he runs, then my phoenix leaves, now THIS! What MORE could possibly go wrong? I felt a disturbance in the force, I mean wards… A massive source of magical power had entered Hogwarts grounds.
I looked at the two Weasleys and said I will deal with you later. Right now I have to go to the entrance hall to meet someone who is headed there. With that I marched out of the room with my destination in mind. "Whoever you are" I thought "you will join my side or perish."
I reached the entrance hall just as the new and powerful person entered.
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Jasper Pov
As I walked through the entrance doors, I noticed that a lot of the décor had been changed. The walls were gray, the wood panels that were used as flooring had been striped, leaving only stone, and all of the beautiful tapestries I weaved, yes I weave so get over it, had been removed. I looked over o the grand staircase and the blood froze in my veins. There on the staircase was a man with a long silver beard, silver hair, purple robes and an aura of power and greed. When I saw him I reacted on instinct and roared in rage "MERLIN!"
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Short chapter but oh well, I like them short.
It has been a long week and I have completed both personal goals.
Write at least 5000 words
Start a second story
Yay me.
Also, I thank Airider19. They are awesome.
The spells I am looking for are any type, but preferably the big, powerful, and destructive type.
And special thanks to MusicLover27, Selesteant, zeo knight, and Vellouette for reviewing the last chapter.
Super special to Vellouette who has been with this fic since the beginning.
IMPORTANT: No reviews, no new chapters. I need encouragement to write. Even a good job is fine with me.
IMPORTANT: A big battle will be happening so I need all the kick-ass spells I can get.
See you around
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