Hi there humans. I have had, and am still having papers and projects going on A LOT! So I will not be up-dating for a while. I am sorry but it can not be helped.

Also, this chapter was giving me a smidgen of trouble so it will be short.

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"Talking"

"YELLING"

"Thinking, writing, visions, and famous stuff"

"Sylvian, the language of the high elves"

"Parseltongue"

"Phoenix speech"

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters. If I did I would not be living with my parents. I also own no music in the storys.

AN: I do own all plots and characters I make though.

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This chapter is dedicated to Vellouette for being there since the beginning.

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Jaspers Jest

Chapter 7

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There on the staircase was a man with a long silver beard, silver hair, purple robes and an aura of power and greed. When I saw him I reacted on instinct and roared in rage "MERLIN!"

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"YOU DIE DEAD MERLIN! YOU DIE DEAD!" Jasper screamed in the center of the entrance hall in an irrational rage.

"Um, excuse me?" Dumbledore asked while walking down the grand-staircase with a look on his faced that seemed to ask 'what the hell are you on?'

"IM GONA KILL YOU BITCH, or beat you senseless in a way that is both humorous and informative." Jasper stated with a mixture of yelling and talking.

Dumbledore had an annoyed look on his face and said "I do not know what you are talking about sir, but you are trespassing on private property. I must ask you to leave or follow me to my office" "So that I can slip you an obedience potion." Dumbledore thought with a smirk.

"Hmmm." Jasper spoke. "Let me think about that… FUCK NO! I'LL TEACH YOU TO ORDER ME AROUND IN A CASTLE THAT I OWN!" Jasper yelled.

"Hmph, I own this castle and I will speak to you however I feel." Dumbledore said smugly while coming to a stop at the base of the staircase.

"Oh… you are so dead bitch. Navitas Verbero Duo. "(1) Jasper said. As he said the spell two bright green glows encompassed his hands. "Ok Dumbles, lets play a game. It's a real fun game. It's called hide and go BOOM! Oh, and by the way, GAME START!" Jasper yelled as he thrust his arms forward. A green energy whip like beam shot forth from each of his hands to where Dumbledore was standing.

Dumbledore just stood there watching the strange energy fly towards him. "So you have a little trick, well so do I." Dumbledore said while he started running forward. "Ignis Fulsi"(2) Dumbles chanted as a beam of fire shot out of his hand.

When the two attacks met in the air Dumbles flame attack and one of jaspers whips went out…

But the other one was still headed towards where Dumbles had been standing moments before. *SHREEEEEK… BOOM* The attack carved a rench in the stone that was three feet long and a foot deep… that exploded.

"Shit, if I get hit by one of those I am going to lose." Dumbles thought. "Hm, maybe if I can get my weapon… I mean Harry and the others over here I'll stand a chance." "Harry, Miss. Lovegood, Mr. Longbottom, Miss. Bones please come over here away from this dangerous mad man." Dumbledore said with his grandfatherly façade in place.

"Hmm, let me think about that." Harry said. "Luna, Susan, Neville what do you think." He asked.

"NO" the three yelled at once from behind Jasper.

Dumbles happy joy-joy mask fell right off his face and was replaced by a mask of rage at being denied.

"HAHAHAHA!" jasper laughed insanely. "DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME AND THE FIGHT WE ARE HAVING! Navitas Verbero Decem." Two energy whips gathered around his hands like last time, but eight also started to form from the jacket arms that are sewn onto his back.(3)

"Fuck, I could barely dodge one last time." Dumbles thought. "Perhaps we go off on the wrong food, for that I apologize." Dumbledore said in his fake jolly (AN: Jolly… LIKE SANTA) voice.

"Hmm…" Jasper thought. "You know, I would accept the apology, but you know what they say Dumbles." Jasper said in a sickeningly sweet voice at all ten whips started flailing. "It's too late to apologize." With that said, all ten whips shot forward.

(Insert Apologize by Timberland, Jasper is singing.)

I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground

All ten beams hit Dumbles and lifted him up into the air.
I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound

Dumbles is screaming for Jasper to stop the pain. He is ignored.
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait

Dumbles is getting smashed to bits.
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...

It's too late to apologize,*SMASH* it's too late,*SMASH*
I said it's too late to apologize,*SMASH* it's too late

"And that is how we do the business." Jasper told the four students that were standing by the entrance doors as his energy whips dissipated.

"Uhrtagaaa." The bloody mess that is Dumbles… moaned? Grumbled? Squeashed… SQUEASHED!

"Hey!" Jasper yelled as he kicked Dumbles. "NO noise. Oh, and before I forget: by right of conquest, by right of creation, by right of blood and by right of magic I claim this castle as mine. So mote it be!" A wave of magic passed over the entire castle and grounds verifying the claim and linking the wards to Jasper. "As first order of business, NO DRESS CODE! And second, The old bloody pile that is Mr. Albus-with-a-lot-of-names-and-titles-Dumbledore is here by banished from the grounds of my castle for… a while… umm… A WEEK! So mote it be!" Jasper exclaimed. With that Dumbles floated up into the air, and shot through the entrance doors (which were closed) at speeds that only a firebolt can fly at. "Now that I have fixed the badness, who wants to be an animagus?"

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Well that's that chapter.

Props to Vellouette, Burned innocence93, and MusicLover27,

(1) Energy whip two

(2) Fire beam

(3) I described in a previous chapter. Remember that it is like a straightjacket.

This was a tough chapter to write. I have not had enough inspiration recently so I don't know when I will update next. I also don't expect this chapter to be amazing so… what ever.

Reviews give me inspiration.

Also, JASPER IS AWESOME!

Till next time

fanbasher865