A/N: Yay we get to find out Naruto's secret! (haha even though most of you have already figured it out. But act surprised anyways! Okay?! =P nah I'm just kidding) Oh and sorry, but no lemon for this chapter ' Yea I know you guys were all excited but I just couldn't write one that sounded just right, so I just cut it out. Sorry again! But I promise! There will be lemons in this story! I just don't know when… But there will be! I hope you guys don't hate me now. v_v So enough with my babbling and on with the story.

Warning: boy love, some OOC, slutty Naruto, kinda-there-kinda-not-there lemon, and I might throw in my own little character. I dunno yet. So we'll see. ;)

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECRETARY

"Talking"

"Thinking"

??? – Time/Scene Change

And Would You Like Some Blood With That?

It was quiet… Too quiet... And it was starting to freak Sasuke out… A lot.

Every five minutes or so Sasuke would nervously glance around the obviously empty office because of his currently overly hyper, paranoid state of mind. He couldn't help it, his boss could walk in at any moment and Sasuke really didn't feel like waking up unemployed tomorrow morning.

"What am I doing? He could fire me for this! I'm a horrible secretary and person! I shouldn't be going through people's secrets like this…!" Sasuke mentally lectured as he continued to shift through Naruto's files and things. "… But… If there really is something illegal or dangerous going on… I'll have to tell his father…"

After a few more minutes, rummaging through the director's desk, Sasuke finally gave up and started to search around the room. He neatly put everything back to where they belonged before he moved cautiously around the dark and eerie office.

"He always uses this room for his not-so-secret meetings, so I thought he might leave the drugs here. Maybe he carries them with him…" Sasuke mused as he started to search the nearby shelves and cabinets.

Sasuke sighed after another few minutes of fruitless searching and was about to give up and go home before he heard the door being opened. Sasuke quickly turned, ready to explain himself, but was unpleasantly surprised to see that is was a certain blond that wasn't supposed to show up at the office at all tonight.

"Ahh! It's the director!" Sasuke internally panicked as he ducked between a nearby table and large loveseat. "Damn it all! You're supposed to be on a date! Who brings their date back to their office?! Take the damn idiot home!" Sasuke cursed as he peaked over the back of the large, black loveseat.

Sasuke could feel his cheeks heat up as the two started to kiss. "I know I to check… But I don't want to check this much!" Sasuke tired to cover his eyes, but it was like watching a train wreck. No matter how much someone wanted to look away, they just couldn't.

"But—But if I stay, I might see him use the drugs! And I can bust him!" Sasuke cringed as he heard a particularly loud moan. "But do I really have watch THIS?!" the secretary whined, covering his already tainted ears.

"Ahh…Ah… Naaaaaaarutooo…"

"Wait a second! I know that voice!" Sasuke peaked up from his hiding place again, but quickly ducked back down when he saw whom it was. "Oh. My. God! It's Shikamaru!!! What the hell? Oh come on! Is that dobe fucking everyone in this company?!" Sasuke whined trying to cover his ears and block out all the noise.

"Haa… Ah!" Shikamaru moaned as Naruto sucked on a particularly sensitive part of his neck.

Sasuke shut his eyes tightly as he felt his cheeks flame.

"Ah… Come on… If you're gonna do it! Do it already!" Shikamaru complained as Naruto continued to tease the frustrated brunette.

"My, my. How impatient," Naruto purred. Shikamaru shuddered as a hot tongue attacked his already heated skin.

"Ahhhhh!" Shikamaru groaned as Naruto pushed past the stretched ring of muscles in one fluid motion.

Sasuke closed his eyes tighter trying to will the sounds away, but remembering the reason why he was hiding in the first place, Sasuke reluctantly poked his head out from behind the loveseat again.

"Okay. Catch him using the drug, then I'm out of here." Sasuke hesitantly opened his eyes and stood shocked and modified. "Gah… They're so… raw…" Sasuke gagged as he watched the two connected bodies move to some unknown rhythm. Sasuke shuddered as he heard the sturdy desk creak and rock. "My god. These people have no shame! Shikamaru of all people! I thought at least he was levelheaded enough to—What a second. What's that?!" Sasuke questioned as he now stared at the pair attentively.

As Shikarmaru cried out his climax, Naruto seemed to be paying special attention to his offered neck. Sasuke's eyes widened as he saw red sliding down the quietly mewing brunette's neck. The secretary stood shell-shocked as he watched Naruto and Shikamaru, and then when Naruto glanced in his direction, Sasuke noticed that the blond's usually serene cerulean eyes were now blood red just like the crimson that currently stained his smiling lips.

"I..is… is that… blood?" Sasuke felt a little scared now.

Sasuke stared horrified at the blond it front of him as everything started clicked together. The blond working late at night, his constant need to stay out of the sun, his sexual partners looking so pale and weak after their meetings with him. Everything. Uzumaki Naruto was a creature of the living dead.

He was vampire.

Naruto smirked as Shikamaru fell limp and weak in his strong, tan arms. Sasuke squeaked, but quickly covered his mouth to try and cover the sound. But it was to late. Naruto had already noticed the movement and sounds. Sasuke started to panic as the blond stared at him with no expression on his usually overly expressive, tan features.

"I…I gotta run! He's gotta be a dangerous criminal. A murder pretending to be a vampire!" Sasuke made a mad dash towards the door of the dark office. When the door opened with a soft "click", Sasuke let a breath of relief escape, but quickly sucked it back in when a tanned hand pushed it shut again.

"A peeping tom? Really Sasuke. Didn't think you were like that," Naruto teased, intentionally invading the frightened secretary's personal space.

"I'm not a peeping tom…" Sasuke defended as he felt Naruto move closer to him.

"But you saw. You saw what I did to Shika," Naruto stated matter-of-factly, studying the trembling Sasuke.

Sasuke tired desperately to calm his nerves. But no matter how much he tried, Sasuke just couldn't stop his body from shaking in fear. "So… What do you intend to do?"

Naruto was surprised and amazed that Sasuke could still act so calm in this kind of situation, even though his body was shaking like a leaf.

"You'll take my blood, too? To keep my mouth shut right?" Sasuke asked, turning so that he could properly see his boss and possible murderer. "You'll add one more dead body to your record?"

"Dead body?" Naruto smirked, faking shock as Sasuke continued to stare at the vampire warily. "What dead body? I haven't killed anyone."

"Wha…" Sasuke questioned as his expression changed to a curious one. "Okay I know you're an idiot, but can't you even tell a dead body from a live one?!" Sasuke couldn't believe his mind had the nerve to be sarcastic at a time like this. He is definitely hanging around Itachi too much.

Sasuke's musings were cut short as he was roughly pulled towards Shikamaru's unconscious body. Sasuke wanted to yank his hand free, but the blond's iron hold didn't weaken no matter how much Sasuke tugged.

"Look," Naruto sighed as he firmly placed Sasuke hand to Shikamaru's cold chest.

"No! Let me go!" Sasuke tried to yank again before he felt the steady beating of Shikamaru's heart.

"He's alive," Sasuke stood amazed as he watched the steady rise and fall of Shikamaru's chest. "And his neck… There's nothing there. Just some traces of blood, but no wound."

"In order to live, we only need a little bit of human blood. Alive of course," Naruto explained as he chuckled at his own joke. "Unlike you, humans, we can't eat anything. And we don't do something as low as killing someone. That's why we tend to avoid unnecessary deaths." Naruto ran a tan hand through gold locks. "The vampire clan is of the highest clan. We would never do something so stupid like you, humans." Naruto invaded Sasuke's personal bubble again, which caused the raven to unintentionally tense up again.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me. A. Real. Genuine. VAMPIRE?!" Sasuke could feel another panic attack coming.

"Are you scared? Of me?" Naruto asked as he grabbed Sasuke around the waist and pulled the terrified secretary close. "Because I might drink your blood? Look at Shika. At his expression," the blond motioned back towards his desk. "In the moment of ecstasy… Humans' blood has the best taste…" Naruto breathed close to Sasuke's ear.

Sasuke could feel the damn dobe's smirk widened when a shiver ran down his spine. Naruto pulled Sasuke even closer until the two bodies were practically molded together. The blond was pleasantly surprised to find that the raven's hair was silk soft when he ran a tan hand through dark hair.

"When I touch them and drown them in ecstasy… Their blood becomes more intoxicating than the finest alcohol," Naruto ran his tongue along the shell of Sasuke's ear. "And also…"

Sasuke cursed his whole body for trembling, and this time for an entirely different emotion altogether. Sasuke tired his best to focus on the blond's words as he grabbed Naruto's white dress shirt for support.

"The moment I sink my teeth in. They feel the greatest ecstasy," Naruto bragged as he trailed an unbearably hot hand down Sasuke's neck. "So great that it leaves their bodies feeling numb."

"How is he so freaking hot?! He's dead! He's supposed to be freaking ice cold! Twilight lied!(*)" Sasuke quietly groaned as Naruto reached for his hand.

"Humans only feel my touches. They don't even notice I'm drinking their blood," Naruto smirked as he nipped one of Sasuke's fingers.

Sasuke bit his lip as Naruto gently traced his tongue over the cut, and staring at Sasuke with those almost hypnotic, crimson eyes. "And I don't leave marks on their necks either."

Naruto then grinned before he released Sasuke's hand. Sasuke quickly examined his cut finger, amazed that the cut seemed to be closing already.

"But you're just perfect to be my secretary. You're gonna help me."

"Hn?" Sasuke stared at the blond like he was insane. An insane, shameless vampire.

"You know I'm a vampire now, so you'll be following me everywhere from now on," the blond director explained as he buttoned up his shirt. "Your duties won't change much. But for me, it'll be easier to move now that you know everything. The light in general isn't a major problem, but strong afternoon sunlight is out of the question. I can eat human food if I have to, but I only take the official business -related meals. Or ramen…" Naruto added as an afterthought while he refastened his tie.

Sasuke started at the rambling blond in disbelief. Sasuke continued to watch Naruto redress as the dobe continued to explain the new situation.

"The real meals are once or twice a week. You'll plan my schedule accordingly. And…"

"You're not firing me? Is it so that you can keep an eye on me? If so, then…"

"Keep an eye?" Naruto question, probably cutting Sasuke off as revenge for the secretary interrupting him earlier. "I wouldn't waste my time doing something so boring. We, vampires, have power everywhere in the human world. Politics, economy, the press, medicine, but you people still don't notice us. Rumors are a problem, but you won't say anything. Right?"

"And if I do?" Sasuke questioned finally finding his lost nerves.

"Your brother works at one of our neighboring companies right?" the director asked putting Shikamaru's discarded suit jacket over his naked body.

"Leave my brother out of this," Sasuke commanded angrily.

"Ya know, it's easy to get your bro fired, but… I can also make his life worse than hell with stuff like embezzlement, larceny, rumors of late night hotel visits, and that's just naming a few."

Sasuke glared at the indifferent blond. Sasuke tried to suppress the urge to slam the bastard's hard head into the just as hard oak desk.

Naruto sighed, feeling a little sorry for the angry and worried secretary.

"I'm not a complete demon ya know. You'll be paid really well, and your hours will be taken into account, too. As long as you do your job, your brother will be perfectly safe."

"Why… Why are you going so far?" Sasuke asked, eyeing the blond director suspiciously.

Naruto shrugged. "Your work was irreproachable these last two weeks. I don't want to let you go. You're the perfect secretary."

Sasuke couldn't help but feel a little warm and fuzzy after hearing those words from Naruto. Words that he had wanted so desperately to hear since the first day he had become a secretary. The only downer was that it was Naruto who said it. But Sasuke was willing to look past that.

"I understand. I'll do my best to assist you as a secretary." Sasuke answered bowing.

"That's what I like to hear," Naruto grinned. "Oh and don't worry. I won't target you."

Sasuke glanced up at the still grinning blond, a little confused.

"I only drink blood of the finest-quality from the finest-quality humans," Naruto smirked before he turned and left the office with a little bounce in his step.

Sasuke glared daggers into the retreating blond's back. Sasuke had to force himself not to push the bastard out of a very high window and then shining a very bright UV ray light in his face. Sasuke's lips curled into a smirk at the mental image of Naruto's face burning. Oh and there's that evil laugh again. He really needed to stop that. Sasuke sighed as he turned to look at Shikamaru, but Sasuke was too scared to move the man, so he decided to just leave him there. Let Naruto clean up his own mess. Sasuke quietly shut the door behind him before he felt all his strength quickly slip away from his body. The secretary slumped to the floor and leaned against the door for support. All of a sudden he felt really tired and really weak.

"Damn it. Why do I feel like I'm in a science-fiction movie all of a sudden?"

TBC…

(*) – Twilight. Haha I couldn't help it. Everyone should read Twilight. It's awesome. =P

Whew… haha now we know the "super secret" that no one could guess! XD No I'm just kidding.

Actually I feel really stupid now cause when I first read Midnight Secretary I didn't even think that the director was a vampire. I just thought he was just really weird. ^__^'

Sorry about not writing a full-blown lemon, I know that disappointed you guys, but I promise lemons will come! =)

So review and all that stuff that's usually in ending A/Ns.

Hearts you guys

-ohhowfluffyyouare