A/N: __ Grrrr. I so wanted to keep the update to this fan fiction not so spazzy, but real life is just being a tiny bit of bitch right now. So I'll still try to update every week, but something tells me that it's probably not gonna end up that way…. ^__^' But anyways, on with the fan fiction. =D

Warnings: boy love, blood play, references to religion, language, and some OOC

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARTUO OR MIDNIGHT SECERTARY

"Talking"

"Thinking"

??? – Scene/Time Change

Now on to the good stuff XD

This Might Hurt A Bit…

Sasuke sighed in frustration as the Director continued to hassle him about Kiba.

"Your next appointment," Sasuke cut in, trying to change the topic, "is an official dinner with Akiyama-san (*) from "Shinoda Products". You're scheduled to leave at 5 P.M. But for today's meeting it was advised that I accompany you. So I hope you don't mind. You don't? Good." Sasuke finished, smiling.

Naruto stared, amazed, at his secretary. He didn't even answer! "Fine, Fine, whatever."

Sasuke bowed politely before he went to his desk to collect the needed paper work and his suit jacket. "That damn dobe is such a heartless person! Who the hell treats their best friend like that? And he knows that his family is worried about him. Why won't he just go and see them? He doesn't give a damn about anyone."

Sasuke continued to internally fume even as he followed his blond boss out the door of the building. As the two climbed into the familiar black limo, Sasuke was still wrapped in his musings.

"I think I know the reason. He probably grew up with that warped personality because he was probably the only vampire in the family. On top of that, his best friend is a much better version of him. The director is surrounded by perfect people. He's probably just rebelling. He probably worries that his dad is going to hand over the company to Inuzuka-san even though the company rightfully belongs to him. So he had no choice but to depend on his vampiric identity for his self-esteem. But when I think about it this way, I actually feel kind of sorry for him." Sasuke reasoned, very happy with his psychoanalysis.

The secretary then looked to his left to see his boss looking out the window ideally. Sasuke sighed and turned to face the front again. But with all of his mental rambling, Sauske just now noticed Iruka-sensei. It seemed that whenever Naruto had somewhere important to go, Iruka-sensei was always the driver. Iruka-sensei was probably the only person Naruto didn't sleep with… Or that's what Sasuke chose to believe and hope with all his heart.

"Speaking of which, Iruka-sensei must know that the director is a vampire, and he still continues to work for him. Plus Iruka-sensei is probably the only person I've ever seen the director treat with respect. Iruka-sensei is just a normal human right? So I wonder why he chooses to remain at the director's side… Is he being threatened too?"

Sasuke was pulled out of his musings when Iruka-sensei announced their arrival. Sasuke quickly unbuckled his seatbelt and joined the blond, who was already out of the car. Sasuke breathed to steel his nerves and looked up to see the building the meeting would be held in.

"A… Church..?" Sasuke questioned skeptically. He looked to the director to make sure that the blond was still standing, and was relived to see the same care-free expression as Naruto walked closer to the church.

Naruto knocked on the door of the church, and the two waited a few minutes as the sound of feet shuffling and locks opening were heard inside. The door then opened to reveal a middle-aged man in a fine designer's suit.

"Ahh… Good evening Uzumaki-san."

"Happy to see you again Akiyama-san," Naruto answered shaking the offered hand.

Sasuke smiled as he followed Naruto into the small church. "Well, he was fine with the cross. I really shouldn't worry so much."

Sasuke shut the door of the church behind him quietly, and was amazed at how big the inside of the church looked compared to how small it looked on the outside. As Sasuke followed Akiyama-san, he took the time to admire the different crosses and paintings that decorated the church's walls.

"This is a beautiful place. Your wife is the manger isn't she, Akiyama-san?" Sasuke asked as he took a seat.

"Yes," the man answered proudly, "she purchased this church that was scheduled for demolition. The church's opening was a few days ago. The truth is, my family and I are all Christians. So now at least we have a place where we can all relax now." Akiyama's wife nodded in agreement.

"You have a fine collection of wine as well," Naruto commented off-handedly.

"Thank you. I can give you a tour of the wine-cellars afterwards. If you're not pressed for time that is."

"Oh, of course not," Naruto smiled back as he took another sip of red wine.

The rest of the church dinner continued without any really big incidents, though Sasuke was slightly disheartened that his didn't have to bring his big, heavy files of paperwork. But the secretary did notice that towards the end of the night, Naruto seemed to be in a rush to get of the church, but Sasuke just brushed it off, thinking that maybe Naruto was just late for a midnight "snack" or something similar to that.

"I hope we'll soon have the honor of another visit," Akiyama-san smiled as he showed Naruto and Sasuke to the door.

"Thank you for your hospitality," Sasuke bowed politely before he quickly turned and ran to catch up with the blond director.

Sasuke heaved a sigh when the car started to move. The evening was finally over and Sasuke was ready to get home and sleep. Sasuke sleepily watched the city lights flash by the car window and was about to fall asleep before the unusual sounds of labored breathing reached his ears. It took him a few seconds to figure out that it was coming from the blond sitting beside him.

"Director?" Sasuke asked, extending a hand to touch Naruto. "Did you drink too much?"

"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Naruto commanded, forcibly pushing Sasuke's hand away.

Sasuke stared in shock before the action registered in his mind. "What the hell is y…" Sasuke trailed off when his saw the pained expression on Naruto's features.

"Are you feeling sick?" Sasuke quickly asked when it clicked that Naruto wasn't being rude.

"I'm fine…" Naruto said through clenched teeth.

"You don't look fine," Sasuke answered, inching close enough to try and check the director's temperature. But when Sasuke tried to reach, he was forcibly pushed back.

"Are you stupid? I'm telling you to stay away from me. The way I am now, I can't be choosey even if I want to." Naruto explained, his eyes starting to bleed red.

Sasuke was taken back a little. He took a deep breath and cleared his head, and the fear that was starting the gather in the more sensible part of his mind.

"You need blood, right?" Sasuke asked, calm again. "But why all of a sudden? You had your 'meal' just today…"

"Naruto…" Iruka-sensei suddenly spoke. "The man you had dinner with was a Christain…?"

"Iruka-sensei!" Naruto whined.

Sasuke was surprised that Naruto could still act so childish, even at a time like this.

"… The religion?" Sasuke asked. "You're weak against the piety of Christians?"

Naruto "tsk"ed when he realized that his too-smart secretary figured it out.

"That why you were fine with the cross necklace. But that building and everything in it belongs to the Akiyama family, who are devote Christians. That's why the dinner has such a bad effect," Sasuke reasoned.

"Well congrats. You figured out my weakness. Happy?" Naruto asked smirking.

Sasuke felt pissed all of sudden. "Fuck no. I'm your secretary. So even though you're an egotistic, arrogant, whorish slut, (*) even if you're totally uncooperative and a stupid vampire on top of all that! It's still my duty to protect you!" Sasuke nearly yelled, which shocked Iruka-sensei into silence and Naruto could only stare in disbelief with a "what the hell" face.

"That's why I'm your secretary. So, please, have more faith in me! So, what is your real condition?"

"His life-forces were drained during the dinner-meeting, so almost all of his faculties are at their lowest." Iruka-sensei supplied, since Naruto seemed intent on keeping his mouth shut. "The source of life-force for vampires is blood. The energy that was drained can be restored by drinking blood." Iruka-sensei finished, and chose wisely to pretend that he didn't hear Naruto mumble "traitor" at him.

"So… Then… All you need is blood..?" Sasuke asked, looking warily from Naruto to Iruka-sensei.

"Yea…So hurry up and call someone from my list," Naruto answered, his breathing becoming even more labored.

Sasuke looked warily at the blond and decided. "No… You can have my blood."

Naruto and Iruka-sensi stared at the secretary, dumb-founded.

"Do… You understand what you're saying?" Naurto asked suspiciously.

"Of course! Although it's hardly a part of my secretary duties… But you need blood now, Director." Sasuke replied. "Even if my blood isn't the high-quality that you usually demand…" Sasuke couldn't help but feel that he just insulted himself right there.

Naruto watched his secretary cautiously. Yep, Sauske had finally done it. He's finally fallen over the deep end.

"Admirable devotion…" Naruto smirked as he moved closer to Sasuke.

Sasuke nervously swallowed and had to force his muscles to stay still, and not move like he desperately wanted to.

"I wasn't just complimenting you, ya know…" Naruto breathed as he watched Sasuke's face flare up. "This might hurt a bit."

Naruto then gently held Sasuke's shoulder and neck to keep the secretary in place. Sasuke felt a sharp intake of breath enter his lungs as the blond's fangs pierced his pale neck. Sasuke could feel his head floating as he grabbed Naruto's jacket to try and keep himself grounded. The raven could feel his blood pulsing out of him as Naruto's warm hands grabbed his own. Sasuke felt like he was melting and floating. The only thing that reassured Sasuke that wasn't flying was the car seat he was being pushed into to and the hard, hot body that was molding to his own.

Sasuke tried to scream, but couldn't hear his own voice over the noise of his pounding heart. "We blend together and become one… Ecstasy…"

Sasuke gasped as he felt Naruto remove his blood-red mouth, and was slightly stunned when he was quickly pushed away.

"Erm… Director… If that wasn't enough…" Sasuke watched the blond continue to breathe unevenly.

"If I drank until I was full, it wouldn't have been good for you. That was enough…" Naruto waved as he tried to put as much distance between him and Sasuke. "Iruka-sensei, please call three other people from the list…"

"Got it," Iruka-sensei answered and looked around for a cell phone.

"…Other people…" Sasuke felt his throat tighten and his heart began to ache slightly. "… I…guess I'm just a 'first-aid' meal, so of course he would need others… So why is my heart beating so fast? Must be the loss of blood."

"Sasuke!"

Sasuke looked up, a little startled.

"You're really sensitive. You were quite tasty," Naruto ginned foxily.

"You should feel privileged boss. That was a Konoha-style delicacy. Unfortunately, you won't taste it again anytime soon," Sasuke glared. "I will do my best to make sure you'll never have to taste it again, Director. I guarantee it."

Naruto smirked as he felt his lungs start to work properly again.

"Then I look forward to seeing your skills."

TBC…

(*) – Haha the is the same person in the manga =D

(*) – I guess these two mean the same thing don't they?

Yay I finished! Yay there's more NaruSasu action! Yay Naruto finally drank Sasuke's blood! XD Yay!

Haha… Wow that's a lot of yays…

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