Chapter 3. Enjoyify it.

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"WHERE ARE THEY THEN!?!" Gustavo wailed at Logan and Kendall. They only shrugged at him and shook their heads. Gustavo paced back and forth and Kelly, being the loyal assistant she was, feigned a disappointed look at the two present boys.

"And You guys are sure you don't know where they are?" She asked them for about the 5th billionth time. They both groaned with impatience and shook their heads no.

"Okay, I'll try reaching James again." She said to no one in particular, and walked out of the studio. Logan and Kendall exchanged unknowing glances at one another, then looked back at a fumimg Gustavo.

"So what you two dogs are telling me is: James and that other kid just, disappeared? Right off the face of the Earth? And you guys have no idea where they are ... not one?" He asked them cautiously. They continued to shake their heads, until Gustavo's words registered in Logan's head.

"You know Gustavo, if I didn't know any better I would think that you think that me and Kendall know where the guys are." He said trying his best to be completely subtle, mocking the way Gustavo had been speaking just moments before. Gustavo rolled his eyes, obviously not picking up on Logan's subtle tone.

"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK, MORON!" He yelled in Logan's face, Logan squinted as if a large gust of wind was blowing past him.

"Well, we don't! So ... yeah!" Logan defended himself and his friend. Gustavo only stared at the both of them blankly.

"Yeah, and 'the other guy' has a name, which is Carlos." Kendall corrected him. The two boys nodded their heads in agreement as if they had just done a job well done.

"I DON'T CARE!" Gustavo yelled unexpectedly, causing Kendall to jump up out of fear and land in Logan's arms.

"I AM GUSTAVO ROCQUE! I WANT TO CALL HIM 'OTHER GUY', I WILL CALL HIM 'OTHER GUY.' COMPRENDE?" They both nodded terrified, the two friends then exchanged glances and realized their positions and Logan dropped him quickly, pretending what had just happened, didn't just happen.

"Look, Gustavo, we can sing without them for now. I mean, everyone know's me and Kendall are really the only thing close to talent in the group. We might as well take advantage of the situation," Logan put his fists on his hips and looked to the sky pridefully. His expression quickly changed when Kendall socked him in the stomach. Logan tumbled over in pain.

"That was for dropping me. And yeah, we can do just fine without the guys. For now..." He reassured to Gustavo, who ran his fingers through his imaginary hair and walked out of the studio breathing heavily.

"Alright, alright. How about I let you guys try and do some type of duet thing, and then we add on some auto tune to make your sorry excuses for 'talent' actually conceivable." He said in almost mono-tone.

"Well that's not insulting at all." Kendall murmured as the two boys put on their headphones and got into their places in front of the mike's.

"Oh, oh, oh, ohhh." The boys sang in the same tenor voice, causing them both to look at each other confused.

"Dude, I sing tenor. You sing bass." Logan clarified, pointing his finger at Kendall's chest.

"No, I sing tenor. I always sing tenor. Just ask James. I sing tenor. Carlos sings baritone. You sing bass." Logan scoffed at Kendall and the two boys both started to bicker loudly into the microphones until Gustavo clicked a button that sent a loud screech into their headphones. The boys quickly pulled off their headphones and winced at the excruciating sound.

"Look guys," Gustavo said into his microphone so the boys could hear him. "Obviously, this isn't working. Let's just take 5 and pray the rest of the guys come back. I need to write you hooligans a new song anyway." Logan and Kendall both shrugged and walked out of the recording studio.

"I wonder where they're at" Logan thought out loud as him and Kendall sat in the beach chairs beside the pool. Their 5 has so far been a 15, but who was counting?

"Have you guys seen James?" Camille asked, startling them both. Logan was confused. What does she want James for? Did it have to do with why he was missing? Logan thought. Curiosity took over Logan until he was at his breaking point.

"Uh, no we haven't. Why? Do you need him? I mean..." Logan blushed only slightly embarrassed. If Camille noticed, she didn't let on.

"Well .... he just texted me and told me to meet him in the lobby. Apparently he has a 'surprise' for me." Camille said sounding anything but enthusiastic.

"Oh. Well, that's not good," Kendall said, remembering what the consequences usually were whenever the words 'surprise' were uttered by James.

"So, you guys haven't seen him?" She asked a last time, Logan and Kendall sighed simultaneously and stood up.

"NO!" They said in unison, causing Camille to jump just a little. A little hurt by their unexpected hostility, Camille looked at her shoes and murmured an apology.

"Ugh. Camille, it's cool. It's just that we've been asked that a million times today and it ... it just get's old. you know?" Logan said to her with a small smile, causing her stomach to lurch. Hold it together Camille. You're going to blow it. You're going to blow it. She told herself.

"Camille! You're here!" James embraced her from behind, leaving Logan to stare at the exchange uneasily. Then Carlos showed up shortly after the exchange was over. Carlos was not alone, Logan noticed. He was accompanied by a tall, robust, shaggy blond and well, he had to admit, pretty darn good looking guy.

"Uhh. Who's this?" Kendall asked, to whomever would answer, almost reading Logan's mind. James, with his arm around Camille and a sloppy grin on his face, took the liberty of elucidating.

"Camille, this is Robbie. Robbie, this is Camille; the girl I was talking about, remember?" Robbie nodded approvingly as he gave Camille a once over. Well, to Logan, it looked more like an 8 times over. As if she needs his approval anyway Logan thought.

"Hi," Robbie said with a very deep, manly voice. "I'm Robbie, but I guess you already know that." He said with a grin, flashing shiny white pearls where normal people's teeth were located.

"Well, I'm Camille ... But I guess you .... already knew that too." Camille said with a laugh. A very flirty laugh. Logan glared at the two as they smiled at each other and laughed about nothing.

"Right. Robbie. That's a nice name. So ... who are you?" Logan asked, standing in between him and Camille. To his dismay, he had to cock his head up really high just to look him in the eye. Even more then he had to with James.

"Ahem. Logan, can I speak to you for a second?" James asked him. Logan protested, but James managed to pull him away.

"What are you doing?" James whispered loudly, once they were away from the group.

"What am I doing? What is he doing? Who is this guy?" Logan asked annoyed. James rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Well, if you don't mess things up like a douche, hopefully it will be Camille's new boyfriend." James informed him. Logan looked up at his friend as if there was an alien attacking his face.

"What, are you crazy or something? Or are you just under the influence? He's totally not her type! And I should know! Anyway, what are you doing searching for a boyfriend for Camille?!" He protested, but James only shook his head and started to explain.

"Last night, I had trouble falling asleep. So, I walked into the kitchen for a midnight snack, and I found the stack of compatability tests on the counter. I was bored, so I read through them. Then, when me and Carlos went to get breakfast at Mr. Bean, we found this guy half way through his shift. I already knew he would fit the physical requirements, but just to be safe I asked him some questions, started to get to know him and viola! Here we are." James said proudly. Logan stared up at him dumbfounded.

"Dude. There was a reason I was picking the perfect guy for Camille. I mean, look at him..." He said, pointing his finger at Robbie and looking at him with as much disdain as one would give a thief. "He's ... He's ..."

"Perfect..." Camille murmured dreamily, after Robbie gave her a small piece of paper and left with Carlos. "You can't be serious, you took his number?" He said to her unbelieving.

"Huh, wha? Oh. Well, I don't know," She said shrugging, shaking her head. "I mean, he's kind of, you know ... and I mean, I don't really need a guy who's all ... you know." Logan, nodded his head as if he understood completely, while Kendall and James stared at her with blank expressions.

"No, actually, I don't know," Kendall said, pushing Logan out of his way so he was standing in front of her. "Camille, come on. We all know you've been down the past few weeks, maybe this is a sign. Why not take advantage of it?"

Camille looked at Kendall, knowing exactly what he was referring to. Knowing that he thought this 'new guy' would be the perfect way to get over Logan. She considered it. Then she grinned at him.

"I'll call him. Tomorrow though, so I don't look too desperate," She clarified the boys. Kendall and James yes'd and gave each other a loud high 5. Logan, however, only rolled his eyes.

"Whatever," He mumbled, and walked away. Camille watched him, wondering what was wrong with him. Why he was leaving, why he was angry, because it was so obvious that he was. Was he jealous? Camille didn't get her hopes up. She is so done with disappointment. He's probably just upset because James found me a guy before he did. She thought. Who wouldn't be? He has spent almost a week trying to figure out who her perfect guy was, staying up all night taking quizzes and questionnaires. And James comes out of no where with the perfect guy, without even planning to.

James and Kendall stood there and counted the similarities between her and Robbie, but Camille wasn't really there. At least her head wasn't. All she could think about was Logan and his reaction to Robbie.

Despite how disappointed Camille was that he wasn't being jealous, and that he was just being a baby, Camille went after him. She made sure she waited at least 10 minutes before following him though. She didn't want to seem clingy or annoying and if he was really heated, she wanted to let him cool down.

Mostly because, although he had never done anything of the sort before, she didn't want him to get mad at her. Because she already couldn't be with him, be his, while he's hers. It would be even worse if she was hated and alone.

Logan walked back into Gustavo's studio clearly upset, and Gustavo noticed it. However, he wasn't much of a you-can-confide-in-me kind of person, so he didn't let on. When Logan huffed then plopped onto the couch in the studio, he turned his head so he wasn't looking at him. Just pretend he's not there and he'll leave you alone. He told himself. Over and over again. But for some strange reason, the dog wouldn't leave.

Then, of all things to do, he sighed. Exasperatedly and obnoxiously, but a sigh nonetheless. And then, when he didn't receive any type of reaction from Gustavo, he sighed again. And again. And again. And again. And with each sigh, he got louder and more obnoxious. Gustavo wasn't sure, because no one ever did this to him before then, but he thought that Logan wanted him to have pity on him after hearing him sigh, expect that something was wrong, and ask him what's going on in his life. There was just one problem with that. That required caring. Loving. Consideration for another being. And that? Well, Gustavo really wasn't the best person to consult when dealing with those types of things.

"Ughhhh," He said, now staring at Gustavo inches away from his face. Apparently the boy had given up the whole 'subtle' act. Gustavo gave up too. He just wasn't in the mood to play with a dog.

"Alright, alright, what's wrong?!" He yelled impatiently. He looked at Logan expectant, while Logan looked at him with wide eyes as if Gustavo screaming scared him stiff.

"O-Oh.... W-Well I..." He stuttered. Probably caught off guard by Gustavo's sudden change of character. Frankly, so was Gustavo.

"Come on kid. SPIT IT OUT," He yelled in his ear, starting to think that maybe, just maybe, if Logan was scared enough of him that he would run away. He thought wrong.

"Camille has a new boyfriend," He murmured under his breath.

"WHAT?!" Gustavo said in his usual obnoxiously loud voice. Well, he wasn't going to break his back trying to hear what the dog was saying. When Logan didn't reply, Gustavo stood over him.

"Speak, boy, speak!" He said in the same tone of voice you would use when talking to an actual dog. "Is grandma stuck in a well again?" He said sarcastically, which caused Logan to look up at him and laugh. Oh look at that. I guess we shared a little.... joke/moment thing. Hmph. I DON'T LIKE THE FEELING. Gustavo thought to himself as Logan went back to looking at his hands and playing with his fingers. Then, he sighed again. Of course.

"See what had happened was ..." Logan went through the whole story, starting with him promising Camille he would find her dream guy, all the way to the unwelcomeness of Robbie. The average person may have nodded occasionally and shook their heads in agreement or disagreement. Gustavo, on the other hand, only stared at the wall behind Logan, so it looked like he was looking at him, but Logan could tell he wasn't.

"Mm hmm. Right. So ... who the Dutch Waffles is Camille?" Logan sighed and put his head in his hands. But it was out of slight impatience, rather then seeking pity. Just as he was about to explain the entire story over again, someone walked through the studio door.

"Um, hi, um, Gustavo is it? Is Logan in he-" Logan looked up and locked eyes with Camille, who's seemingly happy expression faded away immediately afterward.

"Why are you here? Shouldn't you be with Robbin, or something like that?" Logan pretended he didn't know his name was really Robbie. It was all part of his act-like-you-don't-care-about-it-so-the-guys-don't-think-you-like-her-even-though-they-shouldn't-even-think-that-since-you-don't-even-like-her-like-that-well-at-least-not-as-more-then-a-friend-girl-but-definitely-not-a-girlfriend plan. Camille rolled her eyes and took the seat that Gustavo had been sitting in next to Logan.

She moved her butt from side to side with an uneasy expression. "Ohh. Kinda ... warm."

Logan ignored her comment and stood up quickly. "I don't believe the two of you have met. Camille, my boss, Gustavo. Gustavo, this is Camille," Logan said unenthusiastically. He made sure he put extra emphasis on her name so that Gustavo would understand this was the girl he had been talking about and hopefully wouldn't open his mouth about anything Logan had said prior to when she walked in.

"Um, hi ... again. Okay, Logan, I get that you're upset with me, but if it's because James beat you in your little Operation Find Camille A Boyfriend Because She Is Obviously Much Too Pathetic To Obtain One Herself plan, or because my patheticness is just a little less pathetic now because I might have a potential boyfriend that you didn't pick out for me, then ... then ... Then I'm mad at you." Camille made a small humph sound effect then jabbed her nose in the air as if she was far more superior then Logan. Logan sat down next to her again.

"Whoa, whoa, hold on. Back up. Rewind. I never said you were too pathetic to get your own boyfriend," Logan defended. Camille turned back to him, astonished.

"You didn't have to say it! It was so obvious it was what you were thinking! It's what all of you were thinking! You, Jo, Carlos, especially James since he was running around interviewing strangers, making me look supremely desperate. And I just know Kendall thinks I'm pathetic because of ... " Camille's voice cracked as she trailed off. Logan wanted to reassure her, to hold her hand and make her feel better. Not because he liked her or anything, but she was his friend. No matter how mad they might be at each other. Logan couldn't help wanting to protect his friends. It was in his blood.

"Whoa ... I'm liking this Emotion Girl. You know, I'm working on a song that girls can relate to for an iTunes Session Griffin wants us to record. You think you could help me out with that?" Gustavo asked her hopefully. Camille looked up at him with watery eyes, sniffed twice, wiped her nose with her forearm before finally saying, "I guess."

"Yes! I'm gonna go get my notepad!" Gustavo skipped out the door and down the hallway.

"So, you uhh, thinking about giving this Rowen guy a chance, huh?" Logan asked breaking the long silence that was arrived when Gustavo left. Camille sniffed a couple more times then laughed before answering.

"I don't know," When she spoke, Logan noticed, it was similar to how you would sound if you were sick with the flu. So really, it sounded more like "I don dow."

"Whattayah mean 'you don't know?'" Logan asked curios. If anyone had asked him, which they didn't, he could have sworn Camille looked head over heels for Robbin.

"I don't know. Why don't you tell me?" She asked, looking up at him finally.

"Me?!" He asked unbelieving.

"Yeah you. You know me better then I do," She said sarcastically. Logan laughed, and so did Camille. Then they sat in comfortable silence for a few minutes.

"Look, I know you don't like him. I don't know why but I know you don't. I get that. But, if you didn't not like him ... if you had been the one who had chosen him ... would you say he was right for me?" She asked him sincerely. Logan thought of lying and telling her he would have said heck no and told her to move on to the next one. But he couldn't. He knew what he would really say if he really didn't not like Ronald, and he knew that whatever he said, Camille was bound to do. He thought about it, and thought about it. He considered the risks and benefits, created a small pro's and con's list in his head while Camille quietly awaited an answer.

"I would have said ..." Logan considered what he was about to say. Knowing that it was the key to Camille's near future, and that it could be the key to his too. Then, he was done thinking. "I never took you as one to go for a blond."

Camille rolled her eyes and told Logan to be serious. Logan laughed, then got quiet as he prepared to utter words he was sure he would regret. He sighed a very stalled sigh, then finally,"Go for it."

"Oh, really?" Camille's face lit up as a sloppy grin slowly spread across her face. "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! You're the best Logan," She hugged him roughly and walked out of the studio. As she left, Gustavo returned.

"Where's Little Miss Extreme Emotions?" He asked Logan. Logan smiled, pointed to where she had ran, and Gustavo quickly ran after her.

"It was the right choice. She'll thank you later for not being selfish. You made the right choice... you made the right choice," Logan repeated to himself. Two times, three times, four times. But no matter how many times he said it, out loud or in his head, he would never, ever, believe it.

AS;LFKJAS;LDFKJASFL;KJAL;DKSFJASL;DFJKAFJKL;J. Okay so, for one thing, review. This chapter took me days just to finish because I just didn't really have the whole plot figured out yet. But now I do. No doubt about it. But, this is not the reason for my random pressing of the keys. That was all part of my extreme exitement. Why, you ask, am I exited? Well, for clarification, I'm not just exited. I'm extremely exited. Emphasis on extreme. And well, my good man/woman, my exitment it all based on the last episode of Big Time Rush (that I saw) Which was Big Time Party. Okay. ~HIGHLIGHTS~

Now, don't get me wrong, this entire episode was hilarous, I was honestly falling out of my chair laughing. But these are some of my favorite parts. Let's go in chronological order.

1.) Hollywood Super party kings of Hollywood. Nuff said. (:

2.) Kendall and Jo. So cute.

3.) LOGAN&CAMILLE!!!! CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP! I mean, at one point, I was actually afraid that something was going to happen between Camille and James, you know from Big Time Break, which was also an awesome one. I love how Logan tries to be someone he's not and play Camille and Mercedes. (Missy from Ned's Declassified, FTW!)

All in all, this episode was hilarious. Ugh. The most hilarious part though?

Carlos: What do we do?

James: *Shrugs*

Carlos: *Shrugs to beat*

James: *Shrugs to beat* Oha!

Carlos: *Shrugs to beat* Oha!

James: *Twitches neck to beat* Oha!

Carlos: *Starts doing the robot* Oha!

Hahahahahah. Made my life. Okay.... PLEASE REVIEW!! && much love for Logan telling Camille she's a "Pretty cool person" *SIGHS* *Butterflies in stomach* It's like seddie all over again ... (: