Chapter 4Ice ice baby
Sorry for the uber lateness, staying at a motel I am (fuck talking like yoda now is I)
Trying to hit 3000 words xD
oh yeah, spoilers if you havent read/seen the latest bleach manga/anime. I mean the Japanese subtitles ones
DISCLAIMER (forgot to put 1 in for the others, lol woops)
Kubo Tite-for making the best fucking anime ever
me-for my feminive 12 year old yaoi corrupted mind. I SHALL NOT DO THERAPY!
my cat-for not getting off me while i type
slurpies-for being so damn good
Jet Li-for his awsome chinese flying powers
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"ICHIGO!!!!" came a familiar voice, not happy this time. More, mad and annoyed. Ichigo turned around to see his friend running towards him, a bit too late to kick him off. Waiting for his friend to glomp him through the floor, he was 'saved' by a being dragged into the classroom. He tried to turn around to see who his 'savior' but failed as he watched Keigo trip and fall on the ground where he used to be. When the grip on his collar loosend he turned around
"Ichigo, becareful next time, geez, your so dense" came a feminin voice
"ah, thanks, Tatsuki" Came a quiet voice from the red head
It was still fall, going into winter. Many students had their winter jackets on. The leaves on the trees were almost gone. Uryuu was sitting in his seat reading a book like he always does. Orihime was being molested yet again by Chizuru, and as usual being kicked around by Tatsuki. Ichigo was walking towards his desk when Keigo ran infront of him
"Hey Ichigo, wanna go to the Sapporo Snow Festival with me and Mizuiro?" Keigo said happily
"Um, I'll think about it. My dad might have something stupid for me to do" He lied. The rest of the day went by fairly quickly, no hollows to distract Ichigo and the other's from their studies. Ichigo left the building quickly, if he was late again Hiyori would deffinatly kick his ass.
As Uryuu was walking home he saw his door open.
"Hello?" He said as he walked in cautiously.
"Ishida?" Said a voice behind him and a hand propping onto his shoulder making Uryuu jump a bit. Uryuu looked behind him to see the usual red head behind him.
"Jesus Kurosaki. You scared me half to death!" Uryuu yelled at him
"Soul Society Ishida, it's the Soul Society" Ichigo corrected.
"Dammit, I don't care. I just think someone's in my house... Wait airn't you supposed to be training?" Uryuu said a bit quietly
"Oh that. I'm just saving my ass from Hiyori" The red head said chuckling a bit peering into the home. They both took off their shoes and put down their stuff quietly. They were outside the Quincy's bedroom and heard some moaning
"Fuck, if someone's having sex on my bed I'm going to kill them" Uryuu threatend quietly, making Ichigo silently chuckle. They slowly opened the door to see Ryuuken handcuffed to the head of the bed, shirt unbuttoned and belt unfastend, Isshin on top of him, also shirt unbuttoned. They all kind of froze and looked at eachother. Dead silence crept around the room until Isshin finally spoke up.
"Well. This is quite awkward isn't it?" He said trying to brighten up the room. Everyone looked at him confused, except for Ryuuken who gave him a glare that would make little kids cry. Ichigo looked away blushing at the sight and scratched the back of his head thinking of what to do. Uryuu also blushed and pushed up his glasses so the glare from the sun creeping through the curtains would hide his eyes. Isshin jumpped off the bed and made his way for the door.
"Bye!" He said and ran off leaving a certain docter cuffed to the bed. Ichigo and Uryuu turned around and left the room closing the door behind them.
"Was it just me, or was our dad's..." He slurred off not wanting to say the rest. Uryuu pushed up his glasses yet again.
"I'd like to forget that happend" The Quincy said nervously. The door opened behind them with Ryuuken behind it tieing his tie. The boys looked at him and stepped back a bit.
"How'd you get out of the cuffs?" Ichigo said stupidly.
"If you broke my bed you have to buy me a new one." Uryuu said bluntly.
"I guess it runs in the family hmm Uryuu?" He scoffed as he walked out the door leaving the two boys dumbfounded.
"W-What the hell was that!?" Uryuu shouted in disbelief.
"I have NO idea. But when I get home I'm kicking the crap out of goat face!" Ichigo replied angrily.
"Oi! Ichigo! You're FIVE HOURS LATE! I'm kickin' it double time for you!" A female voice said through the window in Uryuu's room.
"F-Fuck! Hiyori!?" Ichigo yelled in surprisement.
"Your're on your own on this Kurosaki" Uryuu said pushing Ichigo into the room and closing the door. After a bit Uryuu entered his room again to see the dissapearance of Ichigo. He went back to the front door to pick up his and Ichigo's bag. He sat in the small living room and started doing his and Ichigo's homework.
"I do too much for you.." The raven haired boy said chuckling a bit while writing down the notes
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"YES WINTER VACATION!" Yelled an annoying voice
"W-I-N-T-E-R VACATION!" He yelled again happily.
It was now Winter Vacation. Everyone left school happily. Running in the snow that was peacefully floating down. Some kids throwing snowballs, others hiding behind trees to not get hit. Everyone was excited for the Snow Festival and was arranging groups to go together.
"Oi Keigo. Do everyone a favor and shut the hell up would ya?" A red head said bluntly
"Ichigo! Why are you being so cold to me? Is it the weather?" He said like a nagging wife
"Oh yeah, hey Ichigo. Are you going to the Sapporo Snow Festival with us?" Mizuiro said ignoring the clingly brunnet.
"Oh that. Umm" Ichigo tried to think of something to say when a hand propped up to his shoulder
"C'mon Kurosaki-kun. We'll all go!" A joyful Orihime said happily. Tatsuki agreeing behind her.
"Uhm well, O-" before he finished his 'okay' he noticed a certain Quincy, running for his life from a bunch of snowballs people have been wanting to throw since they first rememberd he existed. Ichigo got some snow and pelted all of them in the face.
"Nice face wash Ichigo" Tatsuki said impressed at his aim. Ichigo walked up to Uryuu to see if he was okay.
"Oi, Ishida. You okay?" He said trying not to sound worried.
"Yeah I'm fine. Thanks" The snow coverd Quincy said panting a bit, obviously un fit for this type of weather.
"Ah, Ishida-san. Your soaking wet!" Orihime said running up to Uryuu, tugging at his jacket.
"You wouldn't want to get sick right when winter vacation just started!" She said still tugging at it
"Boy Ishida-san. You gotta get fit. This'll happen every year if you don't get some muscle into you" Tatsuki said feeling his boney arm. Orihime managed to get Uryuu's school jacket off and handed him hers
"Hurry up and take it. You wouldn't want to catch a cold!" The over protective girl said basically shoving it at his chest. Ichigo sighed at the two and took off his own.
"Here, take mine Inoue. Ishida, take hers and I'll take yours. I'm boiling anyways" he said handing his coat to Orihime. They did the little 'coat switch'. Inoue's jacket fit perfectly on Uryuu. Everyone laughed at how well it fit on him. Ichigo's jacket on Orihime was a bit too big, but she said it was really warm. Suddenly someone snuck up behind Orihime and hugging her upwards making her breasts go up.
"Kawaii, Hime!" Chizuru said to her little 'princess', only to later be pelted by a snowball that Tatsuki had. Everyone was walking away when Ichigo stopped
"Oi, Ishida, Your going to the Snow Festival with us, and I'll drag you there if I have to" Ichigo said, surprising Keigo, alot. Uryuu pushed up his glasses and nodded in agreement and left.
"Ichigo, what's your connection with ISHIDA!?" Keigo screamed out. Ichigo punched him in the face making Keigo fall on the ground twitching
"Go home and get some sleep" The red head said and left.
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"Oi, Ishida, wake up!" Ichigo yelled infront of Uryuu's door, banging on it. He sighed and checked around the house to find a key. He just about gave up when he tripped and did a faceplant on Uryuu's wall by the door to see a small key in a crack. He retreived it and opend the door and walked in. He put the key in his pocket and went on his search for the Quincy. He looked everywhere but slapped himself when he didn't check the bedroom. He knocked on the door not wanting to intrude and didn't hear an answer. He slowly opened the door to see a boy, under the covers, sleeping soundly on his stomach. Head on his pillow tilted to the right a bit. I arm hanging on the side of the bed. Ichigo slowly walked up to the side of his bed where he was facing and knelt down. He blushed as he saw the sleeping figure. Silk pajama touching his skin sofly, zipped down to the middle of his chest, his breathing slow and calm. Soft lips. He stared at his lips for awhile when he noticed he wasn't wearing his glasses
'why does he have to be so damn sexy!' Ichigo thought to himself. He looked at the time it read '11:23 am'. He decided he should wake up Uryuu. He softly nudged at him.
"Hey, it's time to get up" He said quietly.
"five more minutes..." The sleepy boy mumbled. Ichigo chuckled a bit. He was like a little boy. When he looked at the sleeping Quincy, he was already fast asleep.
"Wake up, Ishida" Ichigo said again nudging him a little. He was swatted away by a weak swat from the boy's hand.
"Ishida!" Ichigo said a bit louder. Being responded by a pillow in his face. Uryuu sat up and rubbed his eye.
"Kurosaki.. How'd you get in here" The Quincy said sleepily.
"I found your spare key" He responded with a key in his hand. Uryuu put on his glasses and looked at his with half opened eyes.
"What do you want?" Uryuu asked flopping onto his pillow.
"The Sapporo Snow Festival's today, we'd better get going before we're late." he said un zipping his jacket.
"Okay fine. But I'm not changing with you in my room" He said sitting up again pushing his big blanket off him. Ichigo stood up and left the room so the Quincy could change, besides he didn't want to feel like he had to molest the gropeable figure. After a few minutes Uryuu came out of the room with a blue shirt and white pants.
"'kay, lets go now" Ichigo said im patiently.
"Okay, let me just get my coat and we can go" The Quincy responded sleepily. Uryuu got his coat and walked out of his house followed by an Ichigo. Uryuu locked the door and turned around to see Keigo, Mizuiro, Tatsuki, and the usual other three, along with Kon, Nova, Cloud and Ririn. The group walked by to the train station and got on a train to Sapporo. When they got there they could see these giant snow sculptures. Orihime ran off with Tatsuki, Rukia, Cloud and Ririn to the 'super kawaii wall of cartoon characters' which was a wall with the classic Japanese cartoon characters, with a big Hello Kitty snow sculpture in the front. Sado, Nova and Mizuiro walked off to see the famous snow palace buildings. That left Ichigo, Uryuu and Keigo there. They went around and saw giant snow sculptures, Ice sculptures, and took a few pictures as well, with Keigo keeping a close eye on the two.
"Fuck!" Uryuu yelled as he slipped on this big sheet of ice. They wanderd towards the outside sculptures were no one was. Ichigo just barely caught him before he hit the ground
"Dammit Ishida, be more careful, I wouldn't want you to fall and crack your head on the ice" Ichigo said hoisting him up and knocking him on the head.
"Speak for yourself, your head's so hollow, i doubt anything would leak out" Uryuu said pushing up his glasses.
"Hey! Lets get some ramen, Sapporo's supposed to have great ramen huts here!" Keigo said jumping inbetween them. Uryuu sighed and Ichigo mumbled a few curses, but they soon agreed. As they got to the ramen house, they saw the whole place packed. But people soon began leaving.
"Hey Ishida, maybe they left cause they're afraid of you" Ichigo joked placing his hand on Uryuu's hean, ruffling it up.
"Oh ha, ha Kurosaki, just to let you know it's 1:30pm, some people just had lunch" The boy said moving away from Ichigo's hand. They sat down and orderd some ramen, after 5 minutes they each got a huge bowl of ramen. All three said 'Itadakimasu' and dug in, Keigo and Ichigo slurping up viciously and messily, while Uryuu was slurping it up cleanly. Ichigo finished first and slurped the rest of the soup. He put down the bowl and sighed happily
"Damn that was good" He said happily. Keigo finished his ramen, but didn't drink the soup, which Ichigo stole off him and drank it himself. Uryuu finished it not long after Keigo but slid his bowl over to Ichigo, which he happily accepted and finished that too. The happy Ichigo made Keigo pay the bill unaware of the naruto on his cheek. They were just about to leave when Uryuu pulled him down by his scarf and licked it off him and ate it leaving a very surprised Keigo looking at him.
"So, you ARE GAY!?" Keigo said in horror
"Not JEALOUS are you?" Uryuu said slyly
"No way!" Keigo said angrily. He attempted to punch Uryuu but failed miserably, slipping on some ice and doing a face plant on the snow. Uryuu turned to Ichigo who was about to pour some ramen soup on a bunch of snow
"Kurosaki what the HELL are you doing?" Uryuu said at the croutching boy
"I'm making a snow cone geez, what do you THINK I'm doing" The strawberry said.
"That will melt the snow, dumbass" Uryuu said pushing up his glasses. Ichigo said a simple 'oh.' And just drank what was in it, he got a can of coke and poured that on a giant snowball "It's Feburary, and you're having a snow-cone?" Uryuu asked at Ichigo's oddness.
"It's good, so why not?" He said licking it. Keigo was still behind him grumbling watching the two. Uryuu went infront of Ichigo and licked his snowcone as he was, the tongues touching for a second. Keigo jumped back in horror, yet again to see that Ichigo wasn't doing anything "You just like freaking him out don't you?" Ichigo said sighing. Uryuu smiled and pushed his glasses up. Later on Uryuu was freaking out Keigo by holding hands with his Strawberry and cuddling up with him, Ichigo just remaining passive. It was the end of the day and everyone met up at the train station, Orihime telling everyone about the 'super kawaii sculptures' Keigo ran up to everyone and started doing crazy gestures pointing at Ichigo and Uryuu
"I-I saw them! They were holding hands, and and hugging and gah!" he said holding his head. Everyone just ignored him and got on the train. Uryuu was looking at the at the scenery behind Keigo who just happend to sit across from him. Keigo was giving a hard stare to the Quincy who chose to ignore him.
"Dammit, why are you so-!" Keigo blurted out grabbing Uryuu's scarf that was by his neck and was about to punch him. Uryuu didn't do anything, his eyes hidden by a glare that faded and appeared again while passing by phone posts and trees. Ichigo held him back by going behind Keigo and holding his arms behind his back. He let go of Uryuu who held his neck and coughed a bit. Everyone else were in other carts of the train, they were the only ones in that one.
"Keigo! What are you-" Ichigo started to say but was cut off by Uryuu
"It's alright Kurosaki, let him go" He started and sat down "It's what I get for today" He said coughing a bit still and pushed up his glasses "And, I think I may have some competition as well" He joked from Keigo's actions. The train finally stopped and everyone got off, Orihime peppily said goodbye and ran off with Tatsuki and Cloud.
"I'll see you at home Ichigo." She said and walked off with Ririn. Sado and Mizuiro said bye and left along with Nova.
"I'll see you around then" Uryuu said "Black Blossom" He ended slyly and walked off leaving an open mouthed Keigo, whick later stormed off. Ichigo then later walked home.
"I'm telling Rukia-chan!" came a voice from inside Ichigo's jacket. He hurriedly reached behind to his back and found a lion plushie
"I swear, if you spill a single word about this, I will personally rip off all your fluffy limbs. Take out your stuffing, get your pill from slicing you apart and slowly crush it" Ichigo harshly threatend. Kon knew he wouldn't be afraid to acually do that.
"I-I-I'll Never tell a s-s-s-soul or anything!" The little lion said quickly. Ichigo smiled and walked home with Kon in his hand.
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Author's Notes:
Fun to type this, it was /punches self\ okay i think i'm good. Anyways, I had fun typing this. Everyone should know what Kurosaki means too :3
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Ichigo: Oi Ishida, who cummed all over you last night?
Uryuu: Fuck Kurosaki. Just shut the hell up /walks away\
Ichigo: Hmph, i'll never understand him...
Meanwhile at the Soul Society...
Yachiru: Byakushi! Where were you! Gimme candy:3
Byakuya: Nothing...
Yachiru: Oh! Tell me! Tell me!
Byakuya: I was showing a dog his place.
Yachiru: Okay then/still confused but skips away\ Ken-chan!