A/N: Owie. I think someone shot me in the knee. Seriously, every time I get up or walk down the stair my knee starts to hurt…. *sigh* Oh well. Anyways on a lighter note, I was gonna play an April Fool's joke on your guys and post an update saying the fan fiction was discontinued, but the more I thought about it the more I didn't want to do it, so I wrote the whole thing out, but when it came to post it, I just couldn't do it . I know I'm a wimp. So, I'll shut up now and get on with the fan fiction. :D

Warnings: Blood play, boy love, minor sexual situations, some OOC, and language

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECERTARY

"Talking"

"Thinking"

??? – Time/Scene Change

And… Action! XD

How Perfect of You…

The day was bright and the birds were singing. Even Sasuke was in a fairly good mood, and, as everyone well knows, hippos would start tap dancing and singing before Uchiha Sasuke would admit to having a good mood. The words weren't even in the raven's vocabulary. Currently, Sasuke was organizing documents and reports and was even humming…?

"The documents and reports are all perfect," Sasuke mused as he placed both piles onto his desk for a final inspection.

"He has a meeting at 4 o'clock today, so he has to come to the company," the secretary smiled proudly as he straightened the stacks once more and then stepped back from his desk.

After a few minutes of just standing, Sasuke checked his watch to see that the director was ten minutes late. Sasuke sighed as he felt his good mood start to turn for the worst. Sasuke looked at the clock as he sat back down in his seat. The raven then busied himself with various, meaningless tasks as he waited for the director to show. If the blond was even going to show that is… Sasuke almost lost hope if not for the sound of the phone ringing. Trying to get the phone as quick as possible, he dived over his desk frantically trying to reach the phone. Sasuke internally cheered when his hand touched the still ringing device. The secretary quickly picked up the phone and pressed it to his ear.

"Director's office, Uchiha speaking." Sasuke greeted, possibly a little too fast.

But as the voice on the other line began to speak, Sasuke's eager expression changed to one of discouragement.

"Ah… Yes. I understand. I'll be there right away." Sasuke answered as he hung up the phone.

The secretary then grabbed the organized documents and exited the office in a rush. He took the stairs and quickly reached the lobby area. Sasuke instantly started to search for the director and was happy to see him just walking in. As Sasuke waited for Naruto to walk closer, he marveled at how handsome and composed Naruto looked, and felt as if it had been forever since he had seen the blond. Which, to some extent, was true.

"Good morning, Director," Sasuke greeted as Naruto finally reached talking distance. "Here are the documents you wanted." Sasuke handed Naruto the filed papers.

"Thanks," Naruto answered without even once looking at Sasuke.

Sasuke was a little confused as to why Naruto no longer looked at him anymore. Sasuke wouldn't admit it, but it hurt him far more than it should. It hurt him more for Naruto to not look at him than it did when his father only looked at Itachi. Then again, Sasuke was never really a big fan of his father's in the first place.

""I have to go out again right after the meeting," Naruto commented as he walked pass Sasuke.

"Wha..?" Sasuke asked.

"Bring the reports to my car." Naruto continued, ignoring Sasuke's question and stunned expression.

Sasuke watched Naruto's retreating back as the shock started to fade, but in its place was hurt and depression.

"…Understood…" Sasuke answered even though Naruto was already out of hearing range.

"Not once… Did he look at me, and he only answers with one word sentences. Director… Please, look at me… Turn around and look at me! Please!" Sasuke sighed as Naruto entered the elevator and never once looking back.

Suddenly Sasuke felt very cold and very lonely.

???

Naruto removed his sunglasses as he absently listened to Shikamaru explain the standards of the day's meeting. Hearing a soft cracking noise, Shikamaru looked towards Naruto questioningly.

"Uzumaki..?"

Shikamaru's voice faded into the background as images of Sasuke started to play before Naruto's eyes. The more images that flashed, the tighter Naruto seemed to grip his sunglasses. The blond could feel himself getting pissed again.

Off to the side, Shikamaru watched Naruto silently seething, and could only shake his head and muttered quietly.

"… how troublesome…"

???

Sasuke returned to the office and quietly shut the door behind him. He then walked sluggishly to his desk and picked up the large envelope that was placed on it. Checking the front and back, Sasuke carefully opened the envelope and pulled out a small stack of paper. The secretary was about to set the papers down before he noticed a drop of water on his finger.

"Hn...?" Sasuke questioned as more drops formed.

It took Sasuke a second to figure out that the drops weren't water but tears. His tears… Sasuke stood a moment, completely stunned before the sound of hurried footsteps reached his ears. Sasuke then quickly wiped his tears trying to dry them.

"Why am I crying?" Sasuke questioned himself as the tears still continued to fall. "Is there something wrong with me?" Sasuke then took off his glasses and wiped his eyes even harder as the footsteps seemed to grow louder.

The sound of the door slamming caused Sasuke to jump and turn around. Sasuke stood stunned as he saw Naruto shut the door loudly.

"Director..?" Sasuke questioned as the blond stepped closer to the crying raven. "The meeting..? Has it already–"

Sasuke's question got stuck in his throat as Naruto pulled him close and kissed him softly.

"Dir…" Sasuke was silenced again as Naruto leaned down for another kiss, this kiss completely different. This time the kiss was hard, desperate, and demanding.

Naruto moved his lips to kiss Sasuke's neck. "I need your blood." Naruto breathed as he held Sasuke upright.

"Are… Are you okay..? Sasuke couldn't remember how to breathe as Naruto licked a pulsing vein down his pale neck. "You just had… a 'meal'… yesterday…"

"No," Naruto answered as he pushed Sasuke onto his desk. "No one else can help me." Naruto breathed. "It has to be your blood."

Naruto tore off Sasuke's tie and quickly opened the first few buttons of his pressed, white shirt. "Or my hunger won't be satisfied!" Naruto bit into Sasuke's flesh harshly and caused Sasuke's breath to hitch.

The world started to fade and become hazy. Only Naruto and his touches were real to Sasuke.

"I'm misunderstanding…"

Sasuke turned his head to the side to give Naruto more skin, and could feel his skin burning from where Naruto had touched him.

"When you say that you want me…"

The raven could feel his back arching into Naruto's touch as the blond licked a bloody trail down Sasuke's exposed chest, opening more buttons as his tongue moved.

"It's a misunderstanding…"

Naruto moved to lick the wound on Sasuke's neck again. The warm liquid feeling cool to his dry, burning throat.

"Him seeking me… Me feeling happy to be wanted by him… These feelings… Everything…"

Naruto used his arms to push himself up. Sasuke felt dazed and confused and looked up towards Naruto with a tired and stunned expression.

"What is it about your blood..?" Naruto asked leaning over Sasuke once again. "It doesn't have any special taste… And yet, it's different from the others… The lust I feel for your blood can't be satisfied by anyone else but you…"

"Why?" Naruto questioned again as Sasuke watched the confused blond.

The two remained silent as Sasuke's hands slowly started to re-button his shirt. Then suddenly, Naruto grinned and stood up from his position above Sasuke.

"Looks like your blood is a rare delicacy," Naruto finally concluded, walking to his private office. "Your dedication is so great that you produce such good blood. Now we'll have to do something about your work hours so your blood doesn't become spoiled by stress… Great… More work…"

As Naruto continued to complain to himself, Sasuke couldn't get his mind to work fast enough. The only coherent though Sasuke could muster was "What the hell" and that was it. So Sasuke settled for just thinking this over and over until his brain decided to finally work properly and not wander around lost. Maybe his had lost too much blood. Sasuke sighed as he found his forgotten glasses and put them back on.

"The best secretary I can imagine is not only one that is capable, but also one that is very delicious."

"Del…?!" Okay Sasuke's mind was finally caught up. "Forget it! I can't do something like that!"

"Why?" Naruto questioned, just for the sake of being nice. "I told you that only your blood can satisfy me now. So if I'm starving and suffering, how am I supposed to do my job? Wouldn't that concern you at all? Hmmm? And isn't the main purpose of a secretary to make his bosses' jobs easy and smooth?" Naruto asked smirking.

Sasuke stood stunned and a little worried. The raven was a little scared to protest now, but the idea of becoming dinner wasn't all that appealing either.

"Plus… You are my perfect secretary…" (*) Naruto smirked as Sasuke glared.

The urge to kill the blond suddenly surfaced. Sasuke was worried that his time with the blond director was going to turn him into some vampire hunter or serial killer. Then again, looking at Naruto's shit-eating grin, becoming a vampire serial killer wasn't the worst thing to turn into.

"Aw… Come on… It won't be that bad." Naruto's grinned widened.

???

Itachi looked up from his desk and looked around quizzically.

"What's wrong Itachi?" Kisame, one of Itachi's coworkers, asked offhandedly.

"Nothing just thought I hear something." Itachi answered going back to work.

"I could've sworn I heard Sasuke shouting …" Itachi sighed and just blamed it onto his lack of caffeine.

???

Sasuke glared at Naruto's back as he followed the extremely happy director into his office. As Naruto sat down and started to flip through the files placed on his desk, Sasuke couldn't help but feel like he was forgetting something. Sasuke looked at Naruto and faintly remembering that the blond was supposed to do something today… At 4 o'clock… That required some very important documents. Oh shit…

"Director!"

"Yea?" Naruto answered without even a glance up.

"The meeting! What about the meeting?" Sasuke frantically asked.

"Ahh. It's okay. Those idiots are fine by themselves."

Sasuke looked at the blond director disbelievingly.

???

Meanwhile with the "idiots"…

The whole room stared expectantly at the two members of Uzumaki Co., while the two busied themselves by flipping through the file of papers for the seventh time, and trying at all cost to avoid eye contact with the rest of the room. Now was a time when Shikamaru wished Naruto wasn't his boss.

"Damn you Uzumaki. If I get outta here alive. I'll hunt you down and kill you painfully…"

???

Naruto light a cigarette but before the blond could take a puff, his nose started to itch and tickle. The director winkled his nose, but nonetheless sneezed loudly. (*)

"Bless you," Sasuke commented as he threw a box of tissues at the blond.

"I think I'm getting a cold," Naruto mused.

"I think someone wants to kill you," Sasuke answered casually as the box of tissues hit Naruto in the head. (*)

TBC…

(*) – Haha I seriously didn't know this quote was in the manga. I like "whoa! Why that sound so familiar" XD

(*) – Some people say that in Japan if someone is talking about you then you'll sneeze.

(*) – That's one gravity defying tissue box XD

Wow… I really had some difficulties writing this chapter. I got so distracted and it took me forever just to write the first sentence. But I got it done. So yay! Sorry it's so short. .

But Naruto and Sasuke are good with each other again =D So yay for that too.

So please review and vote on my profile. =D

Ja ne

– ohhowfluffyyouare