Note : This is not like the original story of Alice in Wonderland, mixed with some fairytales, and oh, there's no Tweedledee and Tweedledum in this fic.

Okay, this chapter started to look like the real Alice in Wonderland, with the tea party and such…

I found an original KKM picture on the web, and all casts cosplaying as characters from Alice in Wonderland. Thus, this story is created.
(This story not beta readed)

Disclaimer : Kyo Kara Maou! and Alice in Wonderland certainly not mine. Isn't that obvious enough?

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The knight came to rescue the princess! And the king is a wimp!

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"Thanks for rescuing me!!" Wolfram shouted while the mysterious knight with orange hair and bright blue eyes took him riding with his mocha brown stallion, galloping faster than F1 race car (imagine that again!!) "EEEEK! YOU'RE GOING TO FAAAAAAAAAAAASSSTT!!!"

"Your welcome!!"

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The mysterious knight drop Wolfram off near a long table. Looks like there is a tea party.

"Well, then! Please wait here while I tell Your Majesty that you have arrived. Anyway, young lady, my name is Yozak!" Said the knight.

"I'M NOT A GIRL!!!! Your Majesty? I don't see any castle!"

"Well, you do now!" He pointed to one direction and now Wolfram now see silhouette of a large castle. "Bye!"

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Wolfram looked at the long table which is set under a tree. Only three people are sitting there, a bald boy wearing rabbit ears, a man with long silky pale purple hair wearing a tall hat, and a blue baby Zomosogi Dragon sleeping between them.

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it. "No room! No room!" they cried out when they saw Wolfram coming (well, except the baby dragon, of course… He's asleep and the only thing he can say is "Meow…")

"Hmph! There's PLENTY of room!" said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end of the table.

"That chair is not for you to sit on!" The purple haired man said.

"What's that supposed to mean?! It's only a chair!"

The rabbit boy suddenly asked "What day of the month is it?" He turned at Wolfram: he had taken his watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.

Wolfram considered a little, and then said, "The fourth."

"Ha! You're two days wrong!" The rabbit boy shows his pocket watch to Wolfram.

Funny, It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is! Wolfram thought.

"Now, then… Let's entertain Your Majesty's guest, then! Come on and sing!" the purple haired man exclaimed.

Twinkle twinkle little cat!

How I wonder what you're at…

"Do you know this song?" The rabbit boy asked.

"Well, I heard something like it." Said Wolfram.

They begun sing again.

Up above the roof you crawl

Like a lizard in the tree…

"Uh, that song is so unrhymed…" Wolfram cut. He didn't really paid any attention to the next verse. He begun listening again when he heard this verse:

Oh the Evil Lady came

Ran away from her experiment…

Like a mouse chased by the cat…

"Nice song, isn't it? Have some more tea!"

"I've had nothing yet." Wolfram replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."

"You mean you can't take LESS," said the rabbit boy: "it's very easy to take MORE than nothing."

"Nobody asked YOUR opinion," said Wolfram then he stood up. "Im outta here! This tea party is crazy!"

He then ran away to the castle while looking back to the tea party again… BUMP!

Wolfram bumped into a castle wall. "OUCH! Argh! What's this thing doing here?!"

The castle, which was seemingly far away, now stood in front of Wolfram, who was running for only five seconds.

"Hey, use the door next time." Said Cheshire T-Zou who is appeared out of nowhere, again. Grinning widely, again. Then vanished, again.

"Annoying sheep…" Wolfram saw that the castle's huge door is opened and no guards standing by. He came in and bumped into a giant bear bee. A giant teddy bear with bee wings and bee yellow-black stripes and have a very very cute face.

"Nogisu… Who are you?"

"EEEK! You can speak?!"

"Of course I can. Nogisu. Who are you? Nogisu."

"I… I'm Wolfram. But I'm not really sure who I am now."

"What do you mean? Explain yourself. Nogisu."

"I can't!"

"Why? Nogisu."

"I'm confused! Just this morning I was at my Mom's party, and then fell into a black hole, and then I can change into a giant, and…"

"So who are you? Nogisu."

"Now, now, Kumahachi, don't confuse our guest." Said a man with brown eyes and hair. He patted the bear bee's right foot. Then the bear bee flew out a giant window.

"Welcome, young boy. Your Majesty is waiting for you at the main chamber."

"FINALLY someone KNOW that I'm a BOY!"

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Wolfram watched the Bald Rabbit Boy from the tea party before now carrying a large royal chair, and then put it in the middle of a small stage.

Huh? How come he got here so fast?

"So where is your King anyway?! I want to go HOME, NOW!"

"Your Majesty, the guest has arrived." The brown haired man announced.

A boy wearing an oversized black-gold crown peeking from a velvet black curtain behind the stage.

"Uh, hello." He said, and then came out. Too bad for him though, his tripped over the curtain and… THUD! He fell down to the floor, landed on his nose.

"Ittai…" He rubbed his nose while getting up.

"Is THAT your King?!" Wolfram pointed.

"Haha.. Yes, I'm the King. Welcome to my castle. I've been waiting for you."

"Hmph! What do you want?"

"I want you to MARRY me!" said the King with a bright smile on his face.

'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?! THERE IS NO WAAAAY I WILL MARRY YOU! I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!!"

"I know! I know you're not a girl! But you look SOOOO PRETTY in that CUTE BLUE DRESS." Said the King.

Wolfram now realized that he is still wearing the silly baby blue dress. "Argh! Stupid dress! Well anyway I don't want to marry you!"

"Are you sure?" The brown haired man asked.

"YES!"

"And then it's official!" exclaimed the purple haired man with tall hat who is recently joining them.

"What? What became official?" Wolfram asked.

"The law of this Kingdom, if you ever refused to King's request, then you MUST battle him in a DUEL! Noon is the perfect time tomorrow for a duel!" said the purple haired man.

"What!?" Wolfram glared to the King. "YOU ARE SUCH A WIMPY KING!"

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Note : The original Alice in Wonderland story have Giant Caterpillar, well in this fic, we have a Talking Giant Bear Bee! Yay! Gunter as the The Hatter and Dakaskos as the March Hare.