Note : Sorry it took quite a while to update this story. Let me tell you this, the main thing in this chapter is not the duel… Please don't get disappointed…

(This story not beta readed)

Disclaimer : Kyo Kara Maou! and Alice in Wonderland certainly not mine. Isn't that obvious enough?

Reply for Reviewers on Chapter 2:

littleladygoldie : Yes, Anissina is the Queen of Hearts. Nope, the duel won't be like that croquet game.

marcymaro : Thanks! I love making people happy!

IceFireAngel : Thanks a lot! Every criticism always encourages me to do better. Yeah, I tried my best with all those confusing verbs and tenses thingy (--;) Anyway, I planned from the beginning that this story will be fast-paced, that's why I from one event to another fast.

Yuuram88, ajgau1, Ichimaru Wolfram : Here you go, another chapter! Hope you like it.

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How to break a curse : by a kiss from Prince Charming, of course!

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"What a beautiful day!" said the Bald Rabbit Boy. He took out his pocket watch and shook it a little bit. "Fifth day of the month is perfect for a Duel!"

Günter enter the duel ground and began speaking, "We gather here this noon to witness such a beautiful occasion! May I present you, Wolfram and The King!"

"Grr… This is not a wedding ceremony…" Wolfram mumbled while entering the duel ground. "What are you looking at, wimpy King?" Wolfram yelled when he saw the King (without his oversized crown) gawking at him.

"You are SO PRETTY!" said the King. "Especially with your CUTE blue dress!"

"Shut up!"

"Get to your places and we shall begin this duel!" announced Günter. When he snapped his finger, the ground suddenly turned into a…

"Baseball field!?" yelled Wolfram. "No fair! I can't play baseball!" Wolfram thought the duel would be something involving swords. At least he's good at fencing… but not baseball. He HATE baseball.

The King position himself as a pitcher. A black baseball bat suddenly appeared on Wolfram's hand. "Ready?" asked the King. Meanwhile Conrad and Yozak joining them as catchers (a/n: uh, sorry I don't really know baseball terms)

"If you managed to hit one ball and run to the home base, then you will win this duel!" explained Günter.

"Hey! Duel is supposed to be one-on-one! No fair!" Wolfram yelled while he stood on the white diamond in the ground. He wanted to yelled some more but suddenly a very fast ball flying towards him and knock his head. "OUCH!"

"STRIKE ONE!" said Bald Rabbit Boy.

Wolfram rubbed his temple and tried to focus again. The King threw another fast ball and Wolfram swung his bat.

Nothing happened. "STRIKE TWO!" the Bald Rabbit Boy announced again.

C'mon, Wolf, focus! You must not lose to that wimp!

And then the King threw another ball again. This time Wolfram managed to hit it, and with all strength he had, he ran fast.

Too bad though, Conrad got the ball before Wolfram managed to get back to the home base. "You're out!" said Conrad.

"YOUR MAJESTY WON THE DUEL!" announced Günter and the baseball field turned back into castle ground.

"Oh great…" said Wolfram, dusting off his dress.

"Hooray! I won!" the King danced happily in a circle. "I won… I won…" he began to sing.

"YOU CALL THAT A DUEL!? FACE ME ONE-ON-ONE IF YOU DARE, WIMP!"

But suddenly the King was lifted off to the sky by a long rope.
"Your majesty!" screamed Günter.

"Mwahahaha! The King is mine!" Lady Anissina riding a big crimson flying machine (something she called 'Evil-Machine-Fly-Me-To-The-Sky-kun') shouted from above.

"Evil Lady! Bring back His Royal Highness this instant!" cried Günter.

"Catch me if you can!" She said before she flew out the castle with hyper-space speed.

"Nooo! Your Majeeeessttyyyy!!!"

Not long after that, the brown and orange knight went to save the King. And they drag Wolfram along with them.

-o0o-

"Well, well, looks like the King is perfect for me newest experiment!" Lady Anissina said proudly while watching the King being strapped on a diamond-shaped giant crimson-colored device.

"Evil-Machine-Give-Me-A-Fairytale-Curse-kun! Guarantee to make anyone cursed into eternal sleep!"

"Let me go, Lady Anissina… Pleaaaaaseee" said the King with a big puppy dog eyes.

"It's time to turn on this machine!" Lady Anissina pressed a large crimson button and the large diamond shape started to spin and covered with crimson smoke.

"It's alive! My experiment is alive!" screamed the crimson Lady.

-o0o-

Wolfram laid down on a patch of grass and tried to regain his breathing. "Remind me never to ride on that super super fast horse anymore… Ugh…"

"Get up, Prince. No time for a break, we must save the King now before it's too late!"

"Why I must go and save him anyway?! And why did you call me 'Prince'?"

"Because you are now Your Majesty's fiancé! It is your DUTY to PROTECT the King!"

"I don't want to marry that wimp!"

"You lost the duel."

"That was NOT A DUEL!!!"

"Sssh! Don't be so noisy, you two!" said the Brown Knight. He peeked from behind the tree they were hiding and noticed only few guards are standing in front of the crimson castle.

"Yozak and I will take care of the guards while you sneak in and find the King!" ordered the Brown Knight.

"Fine. Whatever."

The three of them snuck carefully behind the guards and Yozak is the first to knock three guards down. Soon other guards started their attack and only clashes of sword could be heard by Wolfram who tried his best to run into the castle.

By now Wolfram already reached a large hallway with plenty of pictures.

"What do we have here? My battery for 'Evil-Machine-Beauty-Enhancer-kun' came to me!"

"Gyaaaa!" Wolfram ran away.

"Guards! Catch him!" Lady Anissina ordered, but no one seems present at that moment. "Guards! Where are you all!?"

The Brown Knight and The Orange Knight suddenly jumped in front of the crimson Lady.

"Sorry, but your guards took a break for a nap time!"

WHACK!

"Ow, Yozak, I would never hit a lady." Said the Brown Knight while holding the unconscious Lady Anissina.

-o0o-

Meanwhile Wolfram stumbled across what seems to be a large laboratory. He could see the King laid down unconscious on a steel bed with white roses scattered all around him. Wolfram entered the room and approached the King.

"Wake up, you wimp! I'm here to rescue you." Forced to rescue you.

No reply. The King laid still, seems to be asleep.

"What happened to the King?" asked the Orange Knight who is recently entered the laboratory.

"I don't know. He seems asleep but I can't wake him up." explained Wolfram.

"Let me see." The Brown Knight checked the King and found a paper sticking on the steel bed near the diamond-shaped machine.

Experiment no. 779, Evil-Machine-Give-Me-A-Fairytale-Curse-kun

Guaranteed to give you an eternal sleep!

Experiment object: The King

Status : Successful!

-Property of Crimson Evil Lady Anissina-

"Cursed for eternal sleep." Said the Brown Knight. "Only one thing can save his life…"

"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" said Wolfram.

"Do you know how to break a curse?" asked the Orange Knight.

"How should I know!?"

Wolfram suddenly felt chill run down his spine when the two knights put on a huge grin on their face.

"To break a curse, he needs to be kissed by Prince Charming!" said both of them while pointing at Wolfram.

"What?! Me?! KISS HIM?! NO WAY!"

"You must! You're the only Prince here!"

"I DON'T WANT TO KISS THAT WIMP!"

"Kiss the King or OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" the Orange Knight point his sword to Wolfram's neck.

"Ack! Fine! Fine! Don't kill me!"

"Good Prince. Now kiss him."

Wolfram reluctantly leaned to the King. Just a small peck and everything will be over. Just when their lips are half an inch apart, the King suddenly grabbed Wolfram and kissed him.

"AARGH! LET ME GO YOU WIMP!"

"You're so cute!"

"You're not cursed!?"

"Nope. Looks like Lady Anissina put me in the wrong machine." He pulled a tag off the diamond shaped machine. On the tag written. Experiment no. 776, Evil-Machine-Nap-Time-kun

Guaranteed to make you sleep for an hour!

"So you already woke up when I got here!? YOU WIMP!!!"

"Well, I want you to kiss me…" said the King with sheepish grin.

"Aaargh! I'm outta here! I'm going home!" Wolfram ran out of the castle and into the forest, leaving the wimp King and his two loyal knights.

-o0o-

It's been an hour since Wolfram entered the forest. "I've seen this odd tree before… Looks like I'm going in circle…"

"Lost, aren't you?" said a voice. Wolfram turned around and saw a big fluffy sheep on the top of the odd tree, grinning.

"Cheshire T-Zou! Do you know how I can get home?"

"Now why would I tell you?"

"I'm sick of this crazy place! Just tell me how to get out this crazy land!"

"Well why don't you ask the King or the Mad Hatter with purple hair?"

"I don't want to be around those mad people!"

"Mad… mad… mad… Everyone is mad people here…" sang the Cheshire T-Zou before he vanished. "And you can read directions on those arrows, can't you?"

Suddenly in front of Wolfram appeared five different arrows pointing to five different directions.

"Shin Makoku Castle, Evil Lady Crimson Castle, Mad Hatter and The Bald Brown Hare Garden… Been there…" Wolfram examined the two remaining arrows. "Kumahachi Lair… Hmm, perhaps that huge bear-bee can help… And the next arrow… Mr. White Rabbit House… Of course! The white rabbit with glasses! He can get me back home!" and Wolfram followed the white arrow, hoping this time he can really get back home.

-o0o-

"Excuse me, is this Mr. White Rabbit's house? It's look like an abandoned house…" Wolfram asked to a woman who just passed by. Strange, I think I saw this woman before…

The woman with pale blue hair replied, "Yes, yes. This was his house. Quite messy, isn't it? I heard a giant girl cracked his house and ever since, Mr. White Rabbit never came back home."

"Where did he go?"

"Why, to the King's castle, of course!"

"But I didn't see him there!"

"You will. Just go back to the castle and he will meet you. You are, after all, the girl who thrashed his house!" said the woman before she disappeared.

"Aah! I have to go back?! Great… just greaaaat…"

Wolfram sat down for a moment, thinking what he should do now. Feeling a little bit hungry, he reached his pocket for something to eat, but he only got one chocolate chip cookie left. Deciding that it's not a good time to become a giant, he stood up and went to the castle. "Oh well, I guess I have to yell to that wimpy King again…"

-o0o-

When Wolfram got back to the castle, he rushed to the main chamber only to find Günter running towards him. "Prince! You came back!" the purple haired man, still wearing his tall hat, wailed in tears.

"Don't call me Prince. I only want to go back home! Now tell me, where's Mr. White Rabbit!?"

"Mr. White Rabbit? You know him?"

"No. But I'm sure he can get me back home!"

"Oh, you came back! So you do want to marry me, don't you?" asked the King who just entered the main chamber, still wearing the oversized black crown.

"I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU! JUST TELL ME WHERE MR. WHITE RABBIT SO I CAN GO HOME, WIMP!"

"Well, I'm here and thanks to you, I'm totally late!" the boy with white rabbit ears and glasses suddenly popped out of nowhere.

"Late for what?"

"Watching the last episode of my all-time favorite anime!" the white rabbit boy turned to the King, "Your Majesty, this GIRL here thrash my awesome beautiful house! Drag HER to the trial!"

"Is that so?" said the King. "In that case, it's trial time!" the King snapped his finger and the main chamber transformed into a huge court room.

-o0o-

Note : 'Suddenly' is the most used word in this story, ne? In case you didn't notice, The Brown Knight is Conrad and the Orange Knight is Yozak. The King is not King of Hearts, even if he seemed to be.

If he is, then it would be so wrong to make Anissina the Queen of Hearts, right?

Review plz! C'mon… you know you want to!

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Wizshan : whisper into your subconscious mind : put this story to your favorites… put this story to your favorites… put this story to your favorites…

Wolfram : summon fire ball Don't hypnotize the reader!

Wizshan : Ack! You burned my next chapter! stomping on the flambéed papers

Wolfram : Huh? Didn't you write your next chapter on your laptop?

Wizshan : Oh, yeah, right… I forgot… (00;) sitting down and post new chapter And here you have it readers, two chappies in a row!

Wolfram : Two chappies with so many errors… roll his eyes

Wizshan : suddenly busy searching my old and dusty English dictionary (--;)