A/N: Uh… yea… I kinda screwed up on naming the dad.... I don't remember where I got Yamato from… But for some reason that was the only name I could think of when I was referring to the dad. So, from now on whenever I talk about the dad he's name will be Minato…. God… I feel like a major jackass. . So I'll go back and fix all the places where I wrote Yamato and change it to Minato… Or maybe not… I dunno, depends on how productive I feel in the next week or so. Oh and I'd also like to thank everyone that told me that I had the dad wrong. Thank you so much! Seriously, you guys saved me from looking like a dumbass. ~_~

Warnings: boy love, language, blood play, some OOC, and grr… uh… you know the warnings =D

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECERTARY

"Talking"

"Thinking"

??? – Time/Scene Change

Chu~

Why Do You Make Me Feel So Stupid?

Sasuke sighed and shook his head to rid himself of these thoughts. He was Naruto's secretary. Nothing more, but nonetheless kept his eyes on the floor as he walked.

"Sasuke knows that you're a vampire, right?"

Sasuke looked up from the ground at hearing his name and looked around curiously.

"Naruto, don't tell me, you and Sasuke are…"

Sasuke followed the voice and almost walked out to tell the two off for talking about him, but, upon seeing who it was, quickly pulled back and attached himself firmly against the wall and hoped to the gods that the two didn't see him.

"It's none of your business Kiba," Naruto answered, clearly not happy at being questioned.

"That's not true. He's one of our most important employees," Kiba countered, a little annoyed.

"Sasuke is an honest and hard-working person. Completely different from the people you usually go after."

"Hey, hey, there are our clients' children among them. Don't complain." Naruto smirked smugly.

Kiba studied Naruto closely and took a deep breath to try and calm himself down. "And plus, he's been your secretary longer than the other ones. Do you have some special feelings towards him?"

Naruto turned and glared at Kiba, while Sasuke was a little shocked and didn't know what to think.

"Feelings? Me? Towards a human? That's absolutely ridiculous." Naruto answered taking off his sun glasses and a smirk back firmly in place.

The hidden secretary couldn't help the feeling of his heart dropping to the pit of his stomach and a sharp pain in his chest. He knew it was true, but it still hurt to hear it.

"But I'll admit. He's very useful as a human. I like that. Oh… And also his blood is excellent. I guess you could say such good blood makes him special." Naruto sneered smugly.

"Naruto..!"

"Ah… So, I'm just food too…" Sasuke mused as the two's conversation melted away to silence. He wanted to just leave so that he didn't have to hear anymore but then the sudden sound of punches caused Sasuke to look back.

"Naruto, you!"

"Manager!" Sasuke yelled as he ran from his hiding place to stop the angered brunette from hitting the blond again.

"Inuzuka-san, please stop." Sasuke pleaded as he grabbed Kiba's upraised arm. "It was my decision to stay as the director's secretary, even when I found out that he was a vampire. And I offered him my blood. He never asked."

Sasuke hesitantly let go of Kiba's arm after the brunette stopped struggling in his hold. The secretary refused to look in Naruto's direction, but he knew that Naruto was probably just as shocked as Kiba was at the moment.

"It's alright. I'm his secretary so I serve him now. Nothing more and nothing less." Sasuke smiled politely.

"I thought that even if I wasn't his secretary. I was at least a little bit special. But I'm just food…" Sasuke bowed and turned on his heel to return to the meeting room where the representatives from the other companies where mostly likely to be.

"It's not my place to criticize his partners, because from his point of view, I'm exactly the same." Sasuke smiled politely as he entered the meeting room. "I thought I was special. I knew that he was a vampire. But I still insisted on working for him. I offered my blood, just because he said he needed my blood. Unconsciously, I began to feel special." Sasuke offered another drink to another faceless representative. He looked at the clock again and felt like time had slowed down. "I'm so stupid." Sasuke bowed and excused himself so that he could go and help another secretary who looked overwhelmed.

"After all, to the director, I'm just another human to play with…"

???

The pile of work on Sasuke's desk when he returned from the meeting looked something close to Mt. Fuji… Or maybe it was bigger… Sasuke sighed tiredly and started to get to work. Sasuke only paused momentarily when he saw Naruto walk through the door. Without a glance in his direction, the blond walked into his private office and shut the door.

"At least…" Sasuke continued his work. "I can keep being his secretary. After all that's my duty." Sasuke mused as he carefully balanced a newly filed pile of documents and reports.

As Sasuke got absorbed into his work, he didn't notice the pair of staring blue eyes as a certain blond walked out of the office again.

???

"Uchiha!" Naruto called as he busted through his office door. "Is the meeting with Hokage Inc. (*) tomorrow?"

"Eh..?" Sasuke questioned as he quickly put down his pencil and started to search for the file.

"I met the manger of Hokage Inc. just a second ago. He said his secretary called you and made the appointment."

"Just one moment please," Sasuke answered as calmly as he could, but on the inside Sasuke was close to ripping his own hair out.

After a minute of flipping through pages and schedules, Sasuke finally found a sticky note with Hokage Inc. meeting Tuesday 1:30 written on it. "Damn it. I marked it down as next Tuesday instead of tomorrow." Sasuke silently cursed as he picked up the sticky note and the schedule.

"I terribly sorry, I accidentally wrote the meeting for next week." Sasuke apologized.

Naruto sighed and walked back behind the desk. He looked over Sasuke's shoulder to see the schedule. "So I have another meeting tomorrow at the same time?"

"Yes sir. One with the president of Akatsuki (*)." Sasuke answered glumly. "How could I do this? I can't believe I made suck a stupid mistake."

Naruto sighed again before he stood up straight. "Alright. Call the president and make another appointment at a different time. But the next meeting must be kept at all cost. Understand?"

"Yes sir."

"Also," Naruto added. "Collect all the information I would need for tomorrow, and prepare it for the meeting."

"Yes sir." Sasuke quickly sat back down and dialed the number for the appropriate company.

After apologizing to the other company for what seemed like hours, Sasuke quickly started to gather the information and documents that Naruto would need.

"How could I be so stupid? How could I have made such a dumb mistake? Aren't I the director's secretary only because I'm his 'perfect secretary'? But I'm nowhere near perfect now." Sasuke glared at the elevator and finally just took the stairs. He needed the exercise anyways.

"Now, I'm really good for nothing but food," Sasuke quickly hung up the phone again.

He wrote down another time and scratched out another. The raven then neatly stacked the files of the appropriate documents and placed them on the director's desk. Naruto picked up the files and quickly scanned them for any errors.

"Alright." He answered and Sasuke couldn't help the sudden feeling of relief and happiness he felt.

"We made it after all," Naruto sat down tiredly in his seat and pulled out his lighter and a cigarette.

"I'm truly sorry director," Sasuke apologized again.

The blond glanced at Sasuke's bowing form. "That's not good enough."

Sasuke quickly jerked up. "But Director…"

"You're not yourself lately," Naruto interrupted. "For the last few months you made it very clear that you were capable, and this stupid mistake is completely out of character for you."

"Director…?"

"Your behavior's gotten weird since that new product presentation we had."

Sasuke didn't what to admit it, but it was true.

"No, it's nothing like that. It's just a personal issue," Sasuke answered looking down. "I'm very sorry about causing you trouble."

"Even though it's outta your character, it was a mistake, make sure it doesn't happen again." Naruto commanded as he breathed deeply from his cigarette.

"…Yes sir." Sasuke replied a little hesitantly.

"God," the director leaned back in his chair and ran a tired hand through golden locks. "I'm so tired..."

He then perked up and sat back up. He turned to face Sasuke. "I want your blood."

Sasuke's eyes widen slightly and he could feel a blush forming on his cheeks. "Uh… But…"

"Are you sneaking out of your duties?" Naruto teased as he propped himself up on his desk. "I worked my ass off to fix your mistake. Don't I deserve a reward?"

"But I don't want to be just food…" Sasuke couldn't help but think. "I really don't. But then why…?" Sasuke only hesitated for a moment, but he lowered his glaze out of embarrassment as he started to unbutton the top of his shirt, his suit jacket long forgotten during the hectic rush earlier.

Naruto looked on happily as Sasuke unbuttoned his shirt and climbed into his lap. Sasuke bared his neck willingly and winced when Naruto's fangs punctured his pale skin.

"Ah…" Sasuke breathed as Naruto sucked on the wound he had just created. "Stop…"

"That would be impossible at this point," Naruto answered as he licked a drop of escaping blood. "Afraid of staining your clothes?" The blond teased as he licked at the wound again.

"But…" Sasuke gasped as Naruto lifted his head so that he could look Sasuke in the eye. "Don't you usually wipe it off and…?"

"I can't waste even a drop of your blood," Naruto smirked. "Because even that one drop is able to satisfy my thirst. It's an amazing treat that I treasure."

The raven could feel his face ignite. "But in the end, if I'm just food, it doesn't matter to me."

Naruto's smirk caused Sasuke's urge to push the vampire down some stairs surface. Sasuke couldn't help but wonder why every time he was around Naruto; he always felt the need to commit a capital crime. Maybe this was a sign for him to run.

"How can I feel happy about him calling me food?" Sasuke tensed as Naruto took another bite, since the first one had already stopped bleeding. "Why does he always make me feel so stupid?"

Naruto sucked hard, obviously not happy that Sasuke's mind has wondered to other places. He grinned against the secretary's skin as Sasuke gasped and arched to bare more of his neck to Naruto.

"I'm no good as a human anymore, just food…"

Sasuke wanted to pull away, but he couldn't. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't let go of the blond vampire...

TBC…

(*) – wow… yea… I just couldn't even think of anything. ^___^'

So I changed all the "Yamato"s to "Minato"s and I hope I got every one of them. If not, please let me know. :D

Ugh! I know this chapter probably sucked, because in all honesty I really didn't want to write this chapter, but I had to since it kinda helps in furthering the plot… . But I really just didn't want to write it. I dunno why. I even put off updating, because I thought maybe I'd get into it if I waited, but nada. Oh well. (This is also why this chapter is so short too.)

Oh and, in case there's any confusion, there was no sex in this chapter… Okay… Just wanted to make sure everyone knew that. =D

Anyways, please review and vote.

– ohhowfluffyyouare