"M-M-M-M-MONICA!" Andy sang into the phone in a cheerful voice as he entered the elevator Monday morning. Erin noticed Andy's happy face, but that only made her feel worse, because she wasn't the one making him happy. She took out her People magazine and began to flip through it.
"Oh, babe, last night was so much fun!" Andy said loudly into the phone, and Erin turned a page so angrily she ripped it out. "I just...couldn't stop thinking about you."
"You know, I was thinking," He continued, almost screaming. "Remember when we-"
"Excuse me." Erin said, "Could you maybe NOT talk so loud, Andy? Some of us don't want to hear about your struggling love life."
Andy blinked at her. Who knew Erin could be so sassy? But, who knew she would explode and throw cake at his face?
"Sory about that, Mon, just my crazy ex-girlfriend." Andy said casually. "Oh, I never told you about her! I'm sorry!" He laughed. "Oh, you're not mad? And you're not mad because you knew I didn't know you yet! Wow, Monica, you're the best-"
All of sudden, Andy's phone rang, sending out four-part Rockin' Robin harmony. Erin snorted, and almost smiled at him. Whether she was smiling at his stupidity or at his reaction, as his face turned a deep shade of red, she wasn't quite sure, but both were adorable.
"Another call." He whispered to Erin. "I...guess, uh, I'm just really popular."
"Eloise, babe," He said confidently into the phone. "How you doing?!" Erin heard a angry murmur from the phone. "Oh, hi, Mom!" Andy said, his face turning, if possible, redder than before.
"No, sorry," He said into the phone. "I was expecting someone else." There was a pause where Andy' mom said something, in which he replied, "No, you were right, her name was Erin." This time it was Erin's turn to blush, and she hid behind her magazine. "We broke up. Last Week." He said bitterly. Another pause. "I know Mom. I know, I know! Look, I know what I told you about her, but you have to forget about it!" Erin really wished this ride would end. "Look, Mom, could we not talk about this no? Rina sa exta oa ea." Erin almost laughed. Andy sounded so funny speaking gibberish. "It's Piglatin!" He yelled, then lowered his voice, "I said, Erin is right next to me!" Andy's mom said something, before he ended with, "Okay, love you, Byeeeeeeeee!" And hung up the phone.
An akward silence. Really awkward silence.
"I think you hung up on Monica." Erin noted.
"I'll call her back later." Andy shrugged.
"Oh, what's her number? 1-800-I-don't-exist?" She teased.
"1-800-I-don't exist!" Andy mimicked. "She does too!"
"Does not!"
"Does too!"
"Fine!" Erin yelled. "What's her last name?"
"Uhh....Geller?" Andy said unconvincingly.
"Geller? Like Monica Geller, the Friends character?" Erin scoffed.
"Did I say Geller?" Andy laughed nervously. "I meant Bing."
"Bing? Like Monica's name after she married Chandler Bing on Friends?" Erin said suspiciously.
"Funny how things work out like that, isn't it?" Andy laughed nervously.
"Yeah." Erin said flatly. "Funny. Really Hilarious."
"Well, she was real!" Andy protested. "Just like us. C'mon, Erin," Andy said seriously, taking her hand, "Can't you give me another chance?"
"I think," Erin said slowly, "That Monica wouldn't like to hear you say that." And with one last look, she let go of Andy's and and walked out of the elevator.