Disclaimer: Third chapter is here. Be prepared for lots of blood and carnage! This chapter will highlight the two main battles. Alucard is going up against Felix and Demetri whilst Seras takes on the twins Jane and Alec. Again if you are a Twilight groupie and take offense to this, then stop right here. Alucard and Seras are about to show their opponents what a true vampire is.
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Chapter Three- "Nightmare"
Felix and Demetri looked on in horror at Alucard's appearance. The vampire had a fearsome gaze. His long black hair pulsated and contorted into horrifying shapes. His already red eyes began glowing. His fangs grew in size. Alucard grinned as he brought his hands up by his face.
"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1" he said beginning the release of his powers. Felix brought his arms up. "Releasing the wha? What are you babbling on about?" he shouted but Alucard continued.
"Approval of Situation A is recognized. Now commencing the Cromwell invocation." he continued. The darkness emanating from his body began to spread into the room. Light was chased away as Alucard's shadows covered the room in darkness. Felix and Demetri looked around in horror as pitch blackness surrounded them. Even for vampires, this was terrifying. Alucard brought both hands out in front of him. With his right hand he placed his two index fingers down, with the left he placed them up. His form began to shift as his clothes became all black. He wore now what appeared to be an all black straight jacket of sorts. His chest moved before a single open eye formed, gazing right at his two opponents.
"Abilities restrictions have been lifted until the enemy has been rendered silent" he finished. Felix and Demetri both prepared. Alucard grinned, "Now it's time to show you. How true vampires do battle!" he said as more eyes began opening across his body. Felix gasped as Alucard transformed. From his left shoulder a gruesome multi eyed dog of some kind formed. It snapped and snarled, drool dripping from its teeth before its tore apart from Alucard's body. Felix sped up towards it as Alucard's whole body transformed into various insects as well as a snake. Felix grabbed the hellhound, only to have it bite and snap at his face. It shook him off. The mouth opened and to Felix's horror, Alucard's hand appeared holding his trademark black pistol. Three rounds were fired.
Felix cried out in pain as both his legs were blown off. Blood gushed from his wounds as he scrambled around in pain. Demetri turned, terrified that his comrade was injured. Hearing a growl he looked back around as three of the hellhounds charged. One bit his arm, another his leg. Tearing them off he cried out in agonizing pain. The last hound tackled him and began viciously tearing him to pieces. Demetri's horrifying cries of pain and agony echoed in the room as the hellhounds devoured him. Felix tried to get up, using his arms he tried crawling to his comrade only to see his severed hand fly towards him. It landed right in front of him. Whimpering he watched in horror as out of nowhere a swarm of bats descended upon the bloody body part.
Terrified, weak and dying Felix turned back to the massive black shadowy mass that was Alucard's release state. He managed to sit up as the vampire moved closer. "What the hell kind of demon are you?" he shouted. Alucard began laughing. The mass of shadows contorted until he reformed, his body covered in blackness with an eye formed in his chest. "I get that a lot. So what if I am? As a vampire are we not demons of the night? Ready to tear apart and devour our victims?" he said taunting. Walking forward he grinned as Felix tried crawling away.
"You on the other hand are pathetic. Look at yourself. All I did was shoot off your stupid legs. Oh, and rip apart your little friend right there" he said jerking a thumb at the bloody puddle that was the remains of Demetri. Alucard folded his arms, his eyes glowed again. "Show some pride as a vampire. Come on. Summon up your familiars." he said as Felix cried out in pain.
"Regnerate your legs." he continued taunting. He had a habit of egging his opponents to perform the same feats of strength he was capable of.
"Transform your body! Grab a gun, a sword, a spear something! Anything! Get up and fight! True vampires don't cower before their enemy. Go out with some honor. Let's go come on! HURRY UP!" Alucard said shouting.
"The real fun has yet to begin. I'm waiting. Come on! HURRY!" he said.
Felix's eyes widened. He had enough. "MONSTER! YOU'RE A GODDAMN MONSTER!" he shouted at Alucard. Alucard frowned, his face then twisting into a visage of fierce anger. The shadows emanating from his transformation began to dissipate. Some small amount of focus returned to the room. Alucard sighed, long and heavy. "Pfft. So, that's all you are then. A coward. No, you're worse then a coward. Nothing but meat. A lumping sniveling sack of shit even. Look at yourself. Your leg's are gone, you can't grow them back." he said walking toward Felix.
"You've lost blood but you can't control it. You don't appear to know how to transform your body into mist, or a bat, or a wolf. You relied too heavily on your comrade to fight." He said stopping a few feet in front of him. "And now, now that you are near the end your cry out in fear. You dare call yourself Nosferatu? You sicken me!" he spat in disgust.
Felix glared hard. 'Shut up! I am a guard of the Volturi Coven. For thousands of years we have upheld the laws of the vampire world and guarded its most precious secrets. Who are you to doubt our ways? You're nothing but a dog to whatever coven you come from. A lowly punk who thinks he's bigger then he knows best. Your master is-"
"SILENCE!" Alucard said sharply causing Felix to flinch. He paid no mind to being insulted. But, so long as he walked this earth no one. Human, or vampire would dare disrespect his master in his presence. "I'm a dog? Well then that makes you dog food." he said as his right arm shifted into the head of a hellhound. The dog had over a dozen eyes and rows of sharp and vicious fangs. Drool dripped down as it let out a deep low growl. Felix tried getting up but to no avail.
"No please...no no no..please! No jus- NO! NOOOOOOOO!" was the last thing Felix said as the hound rushed towards him. His cries echoed as it tore him to shreds. First it bit off his right arm causing blood to gush out then bit him in half. His entrails spilling out like bloody sausage links. Chomping down it then bit his head off in a sickening crunch as bone mixed in with blood and flesh. In no time, all that remained of the vampire Felix, was a bloody stain. Alucard smirked, baring his teeth.
"Hhmph. Is that it? Is that all you really had? Such a shame I overestimated you. As a vampire you were just a pathetic piece of shit. Now you're nothing but dog shit." he said as his hair flapped behind him. Gazing at the door he chuckled. "Hhm it seems police girl is taking her time with those two twins. No matter. I'll go pay a visit to our final remaining targets." he said turning away and leaving behind his gory bloodbath.
Meanwhile, Seras was being chased by the twins Jane and Alec. All three vampires running through the halls at top speed, leaving behind nothing but quick blurs of movement. Seras turned around, frowning she stopped. Jane and Alec stopped as well.
"I grow tired of this. Will you surrender? The Volturi may still show you mercy." Alec said folding his arms. Jane remained silent, her gaze intent on Seras. The fledgling vampire put on a stoic emotionless gaze. Clenching her fists she braced herself.
"We are on a mission from God." she said reciting the beginning of the Hellsing motto. Alec rose his eyebrows. "In the name of God, all impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen." she finished charging at him. Jane jerked her head sharply, summoning up her powers.
Seras again contorted in sheer agonizing pain. Thinking to herself she tried to figure out her opponents powers. "Again? Such pain...what's happening?" she said looking up at the two twins. She watched Jane's fierce concentration. She then determined that the small girl was the cause of her torture.
"She's not moving. She hasn't cast some magic spell. This isn't from a weapon so it must be..." Seras said thinking quickly. "An illusion! But how do I stop it?" she began to figure out. Thinking back to Alucard's tutelage of her vampiric powers she recalled what her sire had once instructed.
"Focus your powers directly into your mind. This will allow to hear the thoughts of others, read their minds, and even control their thoughts. It will also allow you to break free of any spell or illusion your enemy may place over you. A vampire's mind is a powerful weapon. Exploit it!"
Seras' blue eyes turned a deep shade of read. Concentrating she began to project a mental shield around her mind and body, freeing her of Jane's torture. Jane panicked, taking a step back she hissed. Alec looked alarmed, turning to his sister. "What?" he asked.
Jane frowned, "I don't know. Somehow she blocked my gift. Just like that human companion of the Cullen family." she spat in disgust. Seras folded her arms, "Any other tricks? I have to meet up again with my master and this is dragging along." she said.
Jane tried again, Seras did not even budge. Using her powers she completely blocked Jane's attempts to use her illusion of pain. Alec looked shocked, a vampire that could block the gifts of others? How could this be possible?
Seras had enough, dashing behind Jane she kicked the small girl in the back sending her crashing into the wall. Alec ran behind her trying to attack but Seras was too quick and well experienced. Blocking his attacks she mixed some of her own ending with punching him into the opposite wall. He cried out in sharp pain as Seras gripped him by the neck, clenching she began to slowly crush his throat. Jane took the opportunity to use one last vain attempt to use her gift. Seras turned around, her red eyes glowing again. Dropping Alec she ran over and in one fierce blow knocked Jane's head off. Such brutality was almost unheard of for Seras. Grinning she then tore apart her body bit by bit leaving nothing but flesh and blood. Alec turned even paler. His beloved twin sister was dead.
"Jane...no.." he mumbled out. Seras walked over to Jane's severed head. Raising her foot she smashed down, crushing it into pulp. Turning back to Alec she watched as he squirmed. "It's no use. This is it." she said. Taking her left arm she grabbed him by the face. Squeezing down tightly her arm pulsated before it morphed into a mass of black shadowy darkness. Using her power Seras tore apart Alec in a gruesome fashion, his entrails spilled across the hall. Bits of hair mixed in with blood.
Relaxing her arm returned to normal. Suddenly, she heard clapping behind her. Surprised, she turned to see none other then Alucard. The vampire was dressed in his normal clothing save for his hat and glasses. He was quite pleased at Seras's performance. Laughing he continued clapping as Seras's eyes returned to normal.
"That was quite amusing police girl. I never expected such brutality. Well done." he said walking past her down the hall. Seras was shocked, "Master wait!" she said turning after him.
"Let's go police girl. The remaining vampires wait just ahead." He said walking down the hall. He stopped all of a sudden causing Seras to tense up. Grinning his hair pulsated and swayed as his body glowed red. "It's been so much fun. It's almost a crime to end it all. I've enjoyed our little hunt. Onward to the next slaughter!" he declared gripping his right fist tightly. Seras sighed, shaking her head she followed her master to their final battle.
End chapter
There you have it. If any Twilight fans still swoon over your precious sparkly vampires then I have no faith in humanity. One more chapter is coming up after this where Alucard and Seras deal with the Volturi leaders. It will also be short as those pansies won't even put up a decent fight. Thanks for reading and please review!