A/N: I didn't want to divide this into many paragraphs. All the other things will be. So GET OFF MY BACK! I have a life. Anyway, enjoy the long awaited and very OOC Shino's the Man!

Warning: Some ShikaTema, ShikaIno, and NejiTen may follow!

Before Episode One

With Shino

He was surprised that so many people had voted him to be in the show. Some TV producer for a show called "You're the Man" had asked the guys to vote for someone to go on the show. Shino Aburame was pretty surprised when he was chosen to be put on the show.

His vote has gone to Sasuke because he wanted Sasuke to go ahead and get someone so the girls would all stop fighting over him. He couldn't imagine why anyone would think that he would be good on the show. The girls that were picked were Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Temari. The studio had picked another girl that he didn't know.

The object of it all was to date a group of girls and slowly knock one off each time. In the end, you spend a week with the one you chose and then go home. After that, you can still continue to date them. Shino didn't really want to, but somehow Kiba had convinced him.

"Why not? You'd get to date a bunch of different girls and then, if you didn't like them, you wouldn't have t worry about breaking their hearts."

He knew he didn't want to put Hinata through this, but she had signed on too, probably with coaxing from Ino and Sakura.

With a sigh, he closed his suitcase. The next morning they were to fly out and get to know each other on the plane. Shinjin, the girl the studio had chosen, was the only one he really needed to get to know.

WITH INO

In closed her suitcase. There. She had everything she would need to fly off. She had signed the contract immediately because what could she lose from being away for a week or so? All Ino had to do was date Shino a few times. Even if she got sent off she would still get to stay at the hotel for the remainder of the time.

Her two friends, Sakura and Hinata, would be along as well which meant they got to enjoy this vacation together. Temari would be there too and this didn't exactly fill Ino with ecstasy. Temari was always flirting with Shikamaru and Ino didn't like that.

She decided if she was going to get up early enough to leave the next morning, she would need to get some sleep, so she pulled on her purple night gown and crawled into bed.

WITH HINATA

Hinata Hyuga couldn't sleep. The next morning she would leave hoe to be on a dating show with Shino. Shino. One of her closest friends and she would have to date him.

Sure, it was all just a show and it got her and her friends a free vacation but she couldn't help but feel pretty weird about it. She closed her white eyes again, trying to get to sleep, but no matter what she tried, her thoughts always found their way back to wait she was about to do.

After a lot of tossing and turning, she finally drifted off to sleep.

WITH TENTEN

Tenten was sleeping with ease, no nerves what so ever. Earlier, she had been saying good bye to Neji Hyuga, her close friend and crush. She finally got to do something fun and get away from home.

Now, as she slept, no worries came over her. She was dreaming a completely random dream that had nothing to do with anything that was going on.

WITH SAKURA

Sakura was still awake. She was having second thoughts now. She had immediately signed on with thoughts of the wonderful hotel and getting to be on television. Of course, she had never once considered the fact that she might end up being Shino's final choice.

He was her friend and she didn't want to hurt his feelings, but she wasn't sure she felt that way about him. She couldn't back out though. She would just have to tough it out.

WITH TEMARI

Temari had no trouble sleeping at all. She didn't care that she would have to date someone that she barely knew. She knew that he wouldn't choose her and even if he did, she wouldn't let it last long. She had her sights set on Shikamaru Nara even if Ino kept getting in the way of this. Winning didn't matter to her.

WITH SHINJIN

Shinjin smiled to herself. How could she be expected to sleep? Tomorrow would be the best day of her life! Shino didn't know her but she knew him. She had once seen him in a store and was mesmerized. She followed him around for awhile. She knew now that she was in love with him and tomorrow she would finally get her chance with him.

True, some would consider her obsessed with him. In fact, she wasn't quite sure she wasn't. But she was sure of one thing. She was winning. She was winning and being with Shino. No one was gonna stop her. She didn't care who these other girls were. They were going down.

WITH THE HOST

"Yes," he said to himself. "Tomorrow I start matchmaking. I don't know this Shino Aburame, but he's about to find the perfect girl for him. And I don't know who these girls are, but one of them is about to be his perfect girl."

A/N: Well…it's here. "Episodes" will be released each Saturday and I'm sorry I didn't get it out until Wednesday. So, read my blog and you'll know what's going on.