I'm sorry it's been so long since I updated :s I've been really busy and my computer died and all kind of crap :s But here it is ^^


Emi took a shower in Deidara's bathroom to get the stench of Hidan off of her. She really disliked being treated the way she had been, but she enjoyed what Deidara had done to her. She stood under the water, thinking about everything that could happen if she chose to stay and the thing she knew would happen if she refused.

She put shampoo in her hair and rubbed it in. It smelled nice. Like cinnamon. She hadn't noticed if Deidara smelled like cinnamon. She had just noticed that he was the one that had acted nicest towards her. She stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around her naked form as she went back into Deidara's room. She searched his drawers to see if there was anything she wanted to wear.

Eventually she did find some clothes she wouldn't be too ashamed of wearing. She pulled the over sized pants on. They were military spotted and had metal plates on the knees. She pulled on a simple black shirt that stopped right over her elbow and hung off her one shoulder due to the fact that she was much less muscular than Deidara. His clothes were sizes too big for her.

She opened the door to the living room carefully, listening if anyone was moving around. She heard the noise of a phone. Her phone, to be more exact. She ran, trying to get to Hidan's room before anyone else did. She burst in, only to see the black-haired man with the velvet voice already raising the phone to his ear. "May I help you?" Mutter from phone. "Well, your daughter is now my property. She'll be living with me." Mutter from phone. "Why, yes. Twice today. And it's not even noon." Angry mutter from the phone. "I have to go now. I'll make sure to tell her you called." He ended the conversation and threw Emi her phone. Leaving without a word to her.

Emi looked after him, her jaw dropped and her eyes wide. Did he just call her his property? So far, she belonged more to Hidan than anyone else. She shuddered slightly at the thought as she turned around to leave, standing face to face with Pein, and the blue haired woman standing behind him.

"Hello." Pein said, his voice still devoid of all emotion, just as his lense-clad eyes. "You're coming with me." He added, turning on his heal and walking away, expecting Emi to follow him without objection. After all, he was the leader of the infamous Akatsuki gang, no one in their right mind would care to deify him.

Emi followed behind him, alongside the blue haired woman. The blue-haired woman seemed unnaturally calm. She was so quiet and her facial expression was that of a completely comfortable, relaxed and calm person. She had piercings as well. Her eyes turned to Emi for less than a second before she looked ahead at Pein's back again. If Emi didn't know better, she'd say the blue-haired woman was terrified of the man.

Pein walked into a room and went to sit behind the desk that was there. "Konan, close the door." He ordered. The blue-haired woman obeyed. Pein's eyes were on Emi and his gaze was hard. "I'm afraid I can't let you leave us, now that you know so many of our names. I understand from what Kisame told me that you got in trouble with the Konoha gang?"

"I-I accidentally ran into one." She said, her voice almost quivering because of the presence of the immensely powerful man in front of him. She could just feel his power radiating of him. "I didn't mean to, but I was really drunk." She added desperately.

Pein nodded his head. "As a member of Akatsuki, you will be protected from anyone that might want to hurt you. You'll get a place to stay, free food and all. All you have to do, is help us with our... business." Pein explained in a monotone voice.

Emi nodded. "Yeah. I get that. What do you want me to do? Steal stuff? Sell drugs?" She asked, almost sighing, but get herself together before she did so. She didn't mind having to resume her criminal ways. She just wanted to know what she would be doing.

"Well," Pein began, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest. "I want you to just work wherever we might need an extra hand. I'm sure none of the guys will mind having a girl like you at their side. Also, you are still to do whatever they say, but you can bend it so it's... survivable. I know Hidan is a little rough, but if you turn the tables around he'll enjoy it just as much." He said, and waved his hand, dismissing her.

"Hai, Pein-sama!" Emi said, bowing to the leader of Akatsuki. She walked out quickly. She knew he wouldn't want her to be there any longer. It was odd. She had never had a boss before. The closest she came to a boss was the principals at the schools she went to. She made a squeak as someone grabbed her arm and dragged her with him. "Kisame, what are you doing?

Kisame grinned back at her as he dragged her down a flight of stairs and onto the drivers side of a van. "I'm guessing you have a driver's license?" He asked. Emi just nodded. "Great! We're going to rip off an old man. He screwed Pein over, so now we're robbing his house. The others will be here in a jiffy."

As on cue the redheaded man from earlier showed up, looking at Emi with dead eyes as he handed her a cigarette and his lighter, a cigarette already lit and placed between his lips. "I'm Sasori." He stated, as if knowing that she wanted to know their names.

Emi quickly lit her smoke and handed Sasori his lighter back, drawing in the nicotine deeply. "Oh my God." She said, looking like she was in ecstasy with er eyes half-lidded and body completely relaxed, taking another deep draw of the smoke.

"Does she even know she's being hot?" Kisame whispered to Sasori. The latter shook his head. "Didn't think so." Kisame said, looking like he was slightly disappointed.

"Holy morning to you all! Time to find some fucking people to sacrifice!" Hidan said loudly as he came out to the others, spreading his arms out at his sides. "Isn't it just- ugh!" He was cut short as Emi had turned around and slapped him across the face as hard as she could. "You fucking bitch! You want more, huh, you slut!"

Emi grabbed onto his hair, pulling his head down so they were leveled. "You're not going to fucking touch me ever again, you fucking piece of shit! I'm going to whip your ass so hard you wont be able to sit a week after!" She hissed into his face, smoke steaming out of her mouth as she spoke.

"That's fucking hot!" Hidan replied, grinning like a maniac. He grabbed onto her shirt, well Deidara's shirt, and pulled her closer to him, locking his lips over hers again. He let go again quickly. "You know just what turns me on, you whore!"

Emi smiled gently at him. "I mean it, you fucktard. You should just go put your dick in a blender. I'm sure you'd enjoy it." It wasn't like her to talk like that, but she was trying to give Hidan a taste of his own medicine. It seemed to work good for that other person, she didn't know his name, that had slapped the back of Hidan's head earlier.

Hidan laughed loudly. "Well, you seem to be attracted to pain, as well. No one gets a piercing in the clit without a considerable amount of pain. And the way your pussy clenched around me when I whipped you, told me you enjoyed it." He said, his grin disturbingly big and, for some reason, he was carrying a guitar case.

At this point, Kisame nearly fainted. The way Emi acted, looked and now the way she was pierced. She had no idea what it did to a man. "Emi, I'm telling you this for your own sake. Do not in any possible way let Itachi know you have that … intimate piercing." He said seriously. Itachi had a knack for things like that.

Emi shrugged. "I enjoy pain to a certain extend, yes, but not in any sexual way. And who the heck is Itachi?" She asked.

"I am." The soft, velvet voice of the man with the black hair and eyes said as he walked over to them. "Uchiha Itachi, to be more exact." He added, looking impassively at Emi. She only nodded, letting him know that she would remember.

"Why are all the good women too young for me." Sasori said, obviously to himself. Everyone coughed around him, except Emi. Even the impassive Itachi coughed. "I get it, I get it. I'm old, ha ha." Sasori said with sarcasm dripping off his voice.

"Sasori, you're not too old for me." Emi said sweetly to cheer the emotionless man up. "Age is nothing but a number designed to tell you how long you have left to live." Everyone stared blankly at her. She was a one of a kind.

"Sorry I'm late! I could find my favorite-" Deidara cut himself off as he looked at Emi. "That's my favorite pants! Don't ruin them!" He said to her, opening the door to the back of the van and jumping in as the first.

Sasori, Itachi and Hidan went in the back, too, while Kisame took the passenger seat. "I'm too big to be back there." He stated at Emi's confused look. "Don't worry, the cops wont recognize me." He added with a grin on his face. It was silent while Emi started the car and pulled out of the alley it had been parked in. "How come you're like you are?"

"Well, I'm American. I guess Americans are different from Japanese people." She said. Kisame shook his head. "Well... I've always been different. I was raised to be a perfectly nice girl. My mom works as a secretary at some dentist clinic and my father lives here, after he left the navy. I don't know what went wrong."

Kisame grinned at her, shaking his head slightly. "I'm not saying it's a bad thing, kid. You're cool, for an American idiot." He said, pointing to the left as they came to a side road. "Go up there, and put the petal to the metal. We don't have all day."

Emi turned the car quite sharply, and there were a few sounds from the back. It sounded like someone fell over. She pressed her foot down on petal, and the car immediately sped up. "Hey! Do you mind? There are no seats back here!" The quite angry voice of Deidara yelled from the back of the van. Emi only laughed.

"Go right in he T there and then up the first side road at the left. Then just pull up in front of the door and we'll get started on the stealing." Kisame said, completely ignoring the tumbling sounds in the back of the van.

Emi followed the instructions, purposely taking the corners as sharply as possible, and laughing at the curses and noises coming from the back of the van. She pulled up to the large house, and Kisame immediately jumped out of the car, and went to open up the back. The others filed out as well.

"All right, Deidara. You're up." Sasori said, ruffling through his pockets while Deidara went to the front of the house. The blonde man skillfully killed the alarm system and opened the door for the others to enter. Sasori had found what he was looking for. His smokes.

Emi waited by the car, keeping guard, as the others took anything of value from the man's house. Her eyes went wide as Kisame came out with a huge safe in his arms. He was carrying it as if it weighted nothing at all. This group couldn't possibly get any wierder.