A/N: Yay! My brain has finally been working! Yay..Finally. I haven't updated for…months!

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR because I am too scared to write about mafias: D!

Chapter 3 - XanxusXReader

'TRASH!' you can hear your master's screams as he calls for you. Though 'trash' can be anyone. It can be the longhaired fish, the 'Prince', the 'Frog', Mr. Greedy, the No. 1 fan of the Boss or the gay man who is…gay. But that tone of voice meant he was calling for you. It was cold as usual, with a soft hint of care and pleasure different to the one when he calls the others.

Your name was _ and you serve as a temporary maid as a vacation for you mafia duties. Unfortunately, this cannot be considered as a vacation to you at all.

'Here's the list of things that Squalo broke from his last five missions,' you said as you gave him a pile of hundreds of papers. 'And here is the amount of money Lussuria spent in that shopping centre down town.' Another pile of papers again you put in front of his face.

'Go back to the kitchen and get me some food, scum.' He said and started to look annoyed at the papers and then sighed. He didn't look very reliable but when it comes to paperwork, he would at least get it finish.

'Yes, Boss.' You said and bowed and left the room.

For once, you actually wished you called him Xanxus and he would at least call you _. But then, you were just a regular assassin working for the Vongola and CEDEF and he was the 9th's son. You and he shouldn't even be friends.

You two weren't even meant to be with each other.

'Bye dear. Take care of the house and the Boss.' Lussuria said as he waved goodbye. He was the last Varia to leave as everyone was in missions. And so, as you closed the door, only you and your boss were left inside the empty and silent building.

It was around mid noon and you were now carrying a tray of food for your boss. This was the usual time he would eat his lunch. You were standing in front of his door and knocked but no answer. Your boss wasn't ignorant to you because of course; you were the only one who cooks edible food.

You entered right in the room and the curtains were closed and untouched just like last night and you found your boss leaning on his hand, sleeping quietly. Only a few papers were now on his table.

'Good night, boss.' You whispered when you put a blanket on his shoulders and left the room.

After you left, you didn't know that your boss was simply half asleep that time and saw you.

You were busy listening to music from your MP3 silently in your room. Normally, you would be cleaning Xanxus wine mess or pick up and clean Bel's knives which would normally take hours. But right now, Squalo wasn't there to irritate the boss or Fran was there to irritate Bel.

But then, you realized you had to go back to your mafia ways and also clean after that.

A large explosion from the front door happened. You were so surprised you fell off your chair. You gathered your weapon, a sword, and rushed out the room. You were on the third floor and you already seen the first floor packed with people dressed in black suits.

'A surprise attack?' you thought. You were thinking of a strategy until some metal hit your head.

'I didn't notice that!' you thought before you were knocked out dead.

'Hehe, we have a hostage now.' A man with dark green hair said creepily.

'Hostage…?Who? ' you asked while trying to open your heavy eyelids. You were tied into a wooden chair.

'Ah? She's awake? I'm Alfredo from the Lillian Family. That's right. If I show the boss that we're taking you hostage then he will surrender to us and we'll have the Varia and as soon as possible, the Vongola! Mwhahaha!' he shouted maniacally.

'Yeah right!' you spat. 'He wouldn't even try to think if his best friend was in trouble. He would just leave them alone to die. And I'm just a regular assassin and I have no relationship with him. He wouldn't even try to look at my face.' You said, saying the things that you knew about your boss.

'Shut up!' Alfredo said and with a whip and slapped your face with it. You whimpered in pain.

'Boss, the Varia leader has wiped out half of our subordinates. What should we do?' his assistant asked.

'Bring this girl out there!'

You were now standing infront of your boss with a deadly glare. His guns were ready to fire at the enemy. But something told him not to. He was hesitating.

'That's right Xanxus. If you dare to point your gun at us, your little girl here will die but our hands. Mwhahahaha!' Alfredo said.

'I told you he-'

'Shut up, stupid woman.'

Xanxus shot his gun but it didn't hit the man. Instead, he hit the side of the rope and you were free.

'Why would he do that? Normally, he would just leave them there to die and tell them that they were weak!' you thought.

'My payback old man!' you shouted as you planned to kick the man's back. But he sensed it coming and held your ankle, spun you around and let go of you. You thought you were going to end up on a wall or the window but instead, you ended up in your boss' arms which cause you to blush.

'Why? He would normally just leave people alone!'

Without saying anything, he placed you gently on the floor and rushed off to fight with his opponent. You just sat there bewildered. You asked yourself a thousand questions considering your boss' kindness.

'Why am I standing here? I should help him.' You said quietly. You picked up your sword and tried to stand up. You asked yourself why you were tried as usual and found out that maybe when you were asleep, the man had given you a drug that causes your muscles to tire out.

You noticed someone was planning to attack you from behind but you couldn't move. You tilt your head and a woman twisted both of your arms and held them together (just like how the police do it!). She placed a gun on your beside your head.

'Good job, Janine.' Alfredo said. 'What do you do now, Xanxus?'

Your boss only put a grim face. You waited for the laugh and the I-don't-need-her speech. But it never came.

'Say it now Boss! SAY IT!'

You only heard a clash, the sound of his gun leaving his hands and into the floor.

'No…' you whispered.

'Shishishi~ Boss is actually surrendering from these peasants.' The sound of Bel's laugh echoed in my ears.

'Good thing Squ noticed this.' Lussuria said. 'But Boss you're pretty beaten up.'

'VOI! Stop speaking and fight you damn scums!'

'BOSS!' Levi screamed but then ignored.

'Argh!' Alfredo said irritated and angry.

'Finish!' Lussuria said.

'That was fast.' Fran said, kicking the dead and unconcious bodies into the window.

'VOI! We're just cleaning here! Why the hell are we doing this?' Squalo complained.

'Because the Boss is having a romantic time with our maid.' Fran said. Everyone stared weirdly.

However, they did not find the things they were thinking when they spied inside their Boss' room. The only thing they saw was Xanxus lying sick in bed with a smile on his face and their maid/assassin was sitting beside his bed with her head lying under his hand.

A/N: FINALLY FINISH!...was that too long? By the way, starting from now on I am so using first person.

P.S.: Review and I will update faster…hopefully.