Author's Comments:
Hey look. I remembered I was doing this story thingy. :D
Uhm, so yeah. I forgot about this.
Ohh, and liek FOREVER ago when I posted the first chapter, I saw another FML story. It's really good. Way better than mine. OTL.
But yeah.
I just looked on FMyLife for the first time in a long time and I lol'd at the very first entry.
So, uhm. I'm done talking.
"C'mon Kyle! You're being ridiculous!"
"No way!" I was standing at the edge of the public pool glaring at my best friend, who was to coax me into the pool.
"What's the big deal?"
"What's the big deal? Remember last time we went to a public pool?"
"Oh, that was nothing." He said with a wave of his hand. "Besides, that was like ages ago."
"Stan, dude, that was like last month."
"Whatever. Just get in before I pull you in."
I sighed and felt a bead of sweat roll down the side of my face. I looked up at the rare sunshine. "Well, it is kinda hot out…"
"Exactly and the water's nice and cool." Stan smiled.
"Okay, fine, but I swear to God Stan, nothing better fuck up my day this time."
"Nothing will happen. I promise." Stan said with a grin before grabbing my hand and pulling me into the water.
"Ahh-" My shout was cut off as I went under the water. I brought my head to the surface and gasped in some air before hitting Stan on the shoulder. "Asshole!" I said with false anger. He just laughed.
"HEY JEWBOY!" I heard a familiar voice shout. I turned around just to see Eric fatass Cartman run towards the pool and jump straight towards me. "CANNONBALL!" I scrambled to move, but it was too late…
FUCK MY LIFE.
"Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. I now have a broken collarbone. FML"
- FMyLife . com
Author's Comments:
I would cry if I was in Cartman's way as he jumped into the pool...