Chapter 2: People Get Grounded
"NEAL" screeched Alanna in a screechy voice that sounded a bit like somebody scratching a chalkboard. "NEAL"
"Who's scratching a chalk board?" asked Numair who was getting his beard permed. Alanna walked bye and yelled again.
"Nobody!" Said Dom who was perming Numair's beard. "It's just Alanna"
"Figures" said George who was watching Numair get his beard permed. He was also watching Thayet writing a love poem about a turnip named Joe. He was also also eating the turnip named Joe. He was also also also laughing because he was eating Thayet's lover and that would make Thayet sad.
"I love making the Queen sad!" said George"Me too!" agreed everybody else who lived in Tortall.
That made Thayet cry and whimper.
"There there dear Queen" said Neal calmly. Patting Thayet on the back calmly with a dead fish. The Fish touched the Queen and burnt to a crisp because Fish are Thayet intolerant.
"NEAL!" yelled Wyldon in a squeaky munchkin voice. " Why are you so calm? It's sickening!"
"Because…" explained Neal calmly "While I was sleeping in the bathroom Sir Myles removed all my emotions and replaced them with Cleon's Pick up lines."
"Is that possible?" asked some guy.
"How dare he!" squeaked Wyldon.
Myles walked into the room wearing a Sombrero.
"MYLES YOU ARE GROUNDED!" squeaked Wyldon.
"Okay." Said Myles. He then went to his room to be grounded.
"Wyldon!" said Buri "Why do you suddenly talk like a Munchkin?"
"Because I got voice plastic surgery!" he said proudly like a proud munchkin
"What!" Yelled Buri 'You're grounded!"
Wyldon started to cry and went to Myles room to be grounded.