Chapter 3: Lamination
"CLUNK!" clunked Neal's head. His head clunked because Owen had just hit him in the head with a rock solid dust bunny.
"ROAR!" roared Neal. The dust bunny must have knocked the calmness out of Neal because Neal was no longer calm. Owen ran away laughing to take a bath in a barrel full of diet ginger ale.
"NEALAN!" screamed Jon, who was done doing his Yoga routine. "YOU'RE TOO LOOOOOUUUUUDDDD! For that you must be punished!"
"What's my punishment?" asked Neal who was donating blood to the needy.
"I'm taking away you're strawberry jam privileges!" said Jon
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" moaned Neal "But how will I ever live without strawberry jam?" he started to cry and collapsed on the flour.
Gary walked into the room and stepped over Neal. He had a worried look on his face.
"Has anyone seen my easy bake oven?" asked Gary.
"What's that?" said everyone confused.
"I can't remember! But I miss it" Gary started to cry and collapsed on the flour beside Neal.
For thirteen minutes and six seconds nothing out of the ordinary happened then… Roger walked into the room holding an easy bake oven. Of course since easy bake ovens weren't invented back then nobody knew what it was.
"What is that?" asked Jon
"IT'S A KILLING OBJECT!" screamed Thayet in terror. She then jumped out the window.
Roger got hit in the head and died along with the easy bake oven.
"Look at me everyone!" said Neal. For some reason Neal was now shiny and plasticity.
"Neal, why are you now shiny and plasticity?" asked Raoul.
"Because I got myself laminated!" said Neal
"WHY!" asked Raoul.
"I wanted to be shiny!" said Neal "Shiny is FUN!" he then ran around in shiny circles to show of his new found shininess.
SHINY IS FUN! GET YOURSELF LAMINATED TODAY!