Chapter 5: The Terribly Emotional, Accidental, Murderous, Saddening, Chocolate coated, and Downright Rude Death of The Beloved King.
Everybody was doing what he or she does best when suddenly the mailman came in.
"AAAHHHGHGGG!" screamed Raoul "A MAILMAN!" he ran away screaming. The mailman gave everyone a letter, did a rain dance, which caused it to rain like crazy outside, and left the castle. Raoul walked back into the castle all wet.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL WET!" screamed Wyldon who was not grounded anymore.
"It's raining outside." Said Raoul opening his letter. It was an invitation to Thayet's tea party. Everybody else opened his or her letters. They all were invitations to Thayet's tea party.
"HEY!" screamed Jon who hadn't got an invitation and wasn't grounded. "I DIDN'T GET AN INVATATION!" Nobody cared.
Everyone threw out their invitations cuz they had no intention of going.
"Hey!" said Neal remembering something important "It's my birthday!"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEAL!" screamed everybody.
Princess Shinkokami and Owen then jumped out from behind Jon and started to beat Neal with loaves of bread. Neal ran away with the other two chasing him.
Everybody became very bored.
"We are all very bored." Said Numair pointing out the obvious.
"I HAVE DECIDED TO BE EVIL!" yelled Jon breaking the horrible boredom "I WILL STEAL THE THRONE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But first I will kill the king!"
"Jon…" said Myles who was also not grounded anymore "You already are the king."
"Then I'll have to kill myself won't I?" said Jon. He then grabbed a hunk of rhubarb. And beat him to death with it.
"Wow! Jon actually did something to the benefit of Tortall!" said Thayet, who had come to yell at everybody who hadn't come to her tea party.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GUY'S COME TO MY TEA PARTY!" screamed Thayet.
Everybody looked ashamed and raced to be the first person to think of a good excuse. The person who thought of one was Gary.
"We couldn't possibly come because…" said Gary "The castle is being attacked by mindless wandering old folk! RUN!"
Thayet screamed for her life and ran for her life to hide in the dungeons. She then ran away from the dungeons screaming even louder because Bilbo was still naked. After that I don't know were she went but she wasn't heard of for three years.