Chapter 6: The Outdoors
"NAKED HOBBIT COMING THIS WAY!" yelled Cleon in complete fear.
"What's a hobbit?" asked everyone.
"BILBO BAGGINS!" screamed Cleon running out of the room to the kitchen to eat mushroom soup. Horrible tragedies always made Cleon hungry. Actually everything makes Cleon hungry.
Everyone began to panic and scream and run around like idiots. Bilbo ran into the room completely naked!
"I'LL SAVE US!" screamed Raoul putting a silk dress on Bilbo. Everyone calmed down and went back to what they had been doing before, nothing.
Suddenly Wyldon ran into the room and kicked everybody outside.
Outside everybody saw Kel standing three feet away from her trashcan looking very sad indeed.
"Kel! Why do you look very sad indeed?" asked Neal whom Owen and the princess with the long name then trampled.
"I locked my keys in my trashcan and now I'm locked out!" sobbed Kel very sadly indeed.
"Oh! I have an idea!" cried Cleon happily who had just returned after eating five hundred bowls of soup very quickly. "You can move into my room with me! That will make me very happy indeed!"
"Good idea!" exclaimed everybody.
"Noooooooo!" screeched Kel running away as fast as she could, which was very slowly.
"I hate the word indeed!" screamed Wyldon. "It is now against the law to say the word indeed!"
"Wyldon!" screamed Alanna. "It's against the law to say th "I" word! You're under arrest!"
Wyldon then got arrested.
"Why is everyone so weird today?" asked some unimportant guy named Alex.
"I dunno." Said everyone else.
"Noodle." Said Joren.
"DON'T SWEAR!" Screamed Wyldon, who had been let out of prison, hitting Joren with a very hard rock.
"OUCHIES!" screamed Joren who was very much in pain.