Chapter 7: Traffic Jam

It was 8:00 A.M. in the morning and everybody in the castle was waiting in line to use Neal's bathroom. They had to wait so long cuz Wyldon was in the bathroom spending 5 hours to make himself beautiful. The line went all the way from Neals room to Raouls grandmas secret apartment on the other side of the palace.

At the very end of this line was Neal.

"Why's everybody using my bathroom?" asked Neal who was at the end of the line because he had been visiting Raouls grandma when he suddenly had to go to the bathroom. He had come out of the secret apartment to find the line to his bathroom!

"It prevents diseases?" suggested Owen. Owen and princess what's-her-face couldn't harm Neal since they both had to go to the bathroom too bad.

Numair came down the hallway. Numair did not have to go to the bathroom cuz he did not have a blatter. Numair tried to get through the line so he could continue his pointless walk but he couldn't, so he caused a traffic jam by yelling the word "Traffic Jam"

"TRAFFIC JAMN!" screamed Numair like a madman.

Everybody ignored Numair. Suddenly Numair got an idea. He then recited a spell that would make everybody not have to go to the bathroom no more.

"Shwartzenager!" screamed Numair not like a madman. Suddenly nobody had to go to the bathroom anymore. Except Neal. Neal still had to go because the spell had just bounced off his shininess.

Owen and Princess Shinkokami, who no longer had to go to the bathroom and were now free to harm Neal, attacked Neal with rolling pins. They rolled him to a pulp.

"Poor Neal" said Kel sadly. She then smiled at Joren.

"Agggghhhh!" screamed Joren in frightful fright. "Why are you staring at me? AGGHHHH!"

"You're soooooo pretty!" sighed Kel dreamily. She hugged Joren.

"EEK" eeked Joren slithering out of Kels grasp and running away.

"HEY!" screamed Dom "I thought you loved me!"

Kel gasped until she couldn't possibly gasp anymore, cuz her lungs were at the point of exploding. "How did you know?" said Kel in a grandpa voice.

Dom looked guilty. "Well…umm…Me and Neal and Cleon …And Wyldon sorta read your pink diary."' He looked down sadly.

Kel gasped again, this time so hard her lungs imploded. "HOW DARE YOU! I NO LONGER LOVE YOU! OR NEAL! OR WYLDON! OR CLEON! … Actually I never loved Cleon…"

Dom giggled "Kel loved Wyldon…euck."