Chapter 8: Visitor
"My kidneys are made of pineapple cider!" said Allana.
"Pineapple cider dear?" said George wondering why in the world he had married Allana.
"Don't you dare call me "dear"! I love Neal now!" said Allana who ran off to find Neal.
"Yay!" screamed George "I'm single again!"
"Lucky you." Said Neal sadly who had just came back from his and Princess Shinkokami's wedding. "I'm horribly married! Plus my wife keeps bodily harming me!" he then got stabbed in a rather painful place, with a pencil which had been thrown by Princess Shinkokami.
"THERE'RE IS A VISITOR HERE!" screamed Wyldon.
"AAAGGGGHHH!" screamed George who is terribly afraid of visitors. He ducked behind an overgrown wheel barrel.
"Who is it?" said Neal exidedly.
"Some guy from Timbuktu named Tony." Said Wyldon pointing to a very ugly guy.
"AAGGGGHHH!" screamed Neal who was terribly afraid of ugly visitors. He also hid behind the overgrown wheel barrel with George.
"That guy is very ugly!" whispered Neal.
"I can see that!" whispered George. Allana walked into the room.
"Why is my lover and my ex lover hiding behind a wheel barrel?" wondered her.
"There scared of this visitor." Said Owen happily.
"WHAT?" screamed Alanna "No lover of mine will be scared of a common visitor! You and me are over Neal! I love this ugly guy now!" Alanna and the ugly guy named Tony went to romantic things outside.
"Oh well." Shrugged Neal. "WAIT! How could Alanna be my lover if I am sure I have just married Princess what's-her-face?"
Owen shrugged and gave Neal a painfully painful wedgie.
"OUCHIE!" cried Neal in painful pain. Meanwhile…
Kel and Joren have decided to get married for some reason. I think it has something to do with the love potion Numair made.