Chapter 9: Wedding Plans
Aanna was on her most terrifying, dangerous, risky, hazardous, and most ticklish quest yet. She had to be the bridesmaid at Kel and Joren's wedding.
"But I don't even like Kel all that much! And I'd rather be the best man!" screeched Alanna at Myles. Myles didn't mind. He was used to this. He just sat there and danced the tango with his best friend Mr. Garrison of Southpark.
Alanna then threw a tantrum using nothing more than a frying pan, eggs, bacon, and her grandma.
Owen hopped into the room and said "Alana! Time to try on your shiny orange leather bridesmaid dress!" Owen smiled his most smiley supportive smileiest smile. "It's sooooooooo beautiful! I wish I could be the bridesmaid!"'
And it was at about that minute Alanna's plan started to unfold. She grinned evilly and started to laugh uncontrollably. It was so evil! Alanna was a genius.
Myles and Owen just stood and stared; Myles with a terrified look on his face. Owen had a dreamy look on his face because he was still thinking of how he'd look in the bride's maid's dress.
Alanna was about to stop laughing and tell her plan when:
Suddenly Neal ran in with a can of canned milk and poured it into Alanna's open mouth. Alanna coughed and choked and passed out on the flour dead.
"Gasp!" gasped George "You killed my wife!" George grabbed a toucan and started to beat Neal with it.
"NO I DIDN'T!" Lied Neal in a sneaky lying sorta way. " Jon did!"
"Gasp!" gasped George again " How could he?"
"I donno" said Neal
"Umm…Neal…" said Owen "It couldn't have been king Jon on account of Jon is dead."
"Oh well" said Neal. He then skipped off to spend more time with his can of canned milk.
"That was pointless' said Alanna.
"I thought you were dead." Said Numair calmly.
"It's hard to stay dead when you have work to do." Said Alanna.
"What work?" asked Owen.
"Good point." Said Alanna. She ran of to find her ugly lover. Meanwhile…
Kel and Joren, have just found out they had been under a love spell when they had agreed to get married.
"Eew!" said Joren at the thought that he had just almost married Kel.