Chapter 11: Cleons very own Chapter
"HEY!" yelled George in a very angry sounding voice. "Why do I not have MY very own chapter?"
Cleon, George and Jon were sitting on a balcony they didn't even know existed until that very morning smoking coal pipes and observing the people down bellow. It was around nine o'clock at night. Thats right, this chapter actually has a setting. I am becoming quite a good writer.
"Because..." explained Cleon "I am cooler than you, poot head"
"Whats a poot?" asked George very confused. He was confused because he did not know what a poot was in case you though it was because of the goat Bilbo Baggins was dragging across the foyer.
"I don't know" said Cleon 'But I am a cool kid so I get to make up rules. It's the law."
"THAT'S NOT A LAW!" screamed Jon who is in this chapter because I rather like having Jon in chapters that are dedicated to Cleon.
"Glue hair antibiotics?" asked George. Actually what he said was "Jon has staplers?" but it was muffled because George had a lamp in his mouth to improve the shape of his head.
"Glue-haired-antibiotics indeed George.' said Cleon rolling her eyes.
"YOU sir are NOT a cool kid." said George who now had a lamp shaped head.
"I sir, am not a sir any more than you are a lamp shaped BUFOON!' yelled Cleon.
"Huh?" said Jon all confused and such.
"Shall we have a Duel?" asked George.
"Duel indeed" Indeeded Cleon which is quite against the law. Cleon whipped out his super-shiny sword and swung it around like in an intense movie.
George just stood there looking embarrassed and lampy.
"Why aren't you dueling me like in an intense movie?" asked Cleon.
"Hehe...funny story,"said George embarrassed, "...I don't have a sword."
'THEN WHY DID YOU SUGGEST A DUEL?" yelled Cleon.
"Because I though a duels was a type of pastry elves made in the ant holes that no ants want anymore." explained George.
"...that was silly" commented Cleon.
"Why is Bilbo Baggins dragging that goat across a the foyer?" asked George.
"I don't know..heck, I don't even know what a foyer is." said Cleon
"I am still here" Jon pointed out.
"That'll do it." said George as if Jon being there was a good explanation for why Bilbo Baggins was dragging Mr. Goat.
"Do you like the shape of my head?" asked George.
"No," said Jon "As a matter of fact i despise it. It is the only thing in the world that doesn't make me happy."
"Really?" asked Cleon at the same time as George burst out in salty tears of his own body fluid.
'No, nothing really makes me happy. I am just a miserable type of person." said Jon.
"...Oh" said Cleon crinkling his eyelids in a flirty, disturbing way.
"THAT WAS WEIRD LITLE MISSY!" screamed Jon.
"Sorry" apologized Cleon bursting into salty tears of Georges body fluid.
"GEORGE!" screamed Jon angrily 'What is you body fluid doing in Cleon?"
"Nothing dirty I assure you" said George.
"Huh?" said Cleon and Jon.
"I don't know but it sounded flattering" said George.
The conversation ended in an awkward silence so everybody went home.
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