A/N: I dont really have anything to say other than read, enjoy, and PLZ review.
Garp finally had a chance to do laundry a week after the... fiasco. He hadn't done laundry in over a month and had already been reusing clothes after two weeks with the policy of "It smells okay, so it is okay." He was so happy he found the time now because all of his clothes reaked now so the policy no longer applied.
It was only when he was loading the laundry into the washer that the note slipped out from Doflamingo, him reading it with curiosity.
"..." The Nerve! He rapes him and then asks if they could do it again! He woud have taken the paper and destroyed it right there and then had he not noticed the faded scratches on the back of it. "The number to his den-den mushi!"
Other than by snail mail, there was no way to contact Doflamingo, him being very private. This was the first way of contact that the government had ever gotten from him! Now he had to keep it!
A day later, he turned it in to Sengoku on a more official document however and Sengoku merely mumbled under his breath a sarcastic "Yay!" much out of character. "Get in contact with him and the other Shickibukai. Crocodile's arrest and the election of the next shickibukai is in need of discussion." he growled, this obviously being the cause of his stressful attitude.
"Does it have to be me? Can't you get someone else to do it?" Garp whined, not wanting to ever remember the happenings of that day.
Garp could tell that something in Sengoku snapped there and then because without saying a word, his haki exploded in a heap of rage and his arm straightened, pointing to the door. He clearly hadn't been getting much sleep...
Mihawk would be least awkward to talk to as he knew nothing of the situation so Garp decided he'd be first to call.
On the twelth long ring Mihawk finally answered. "Mmmm? What is it?" he mumbled, sounding as though he was just woken up.
"This is Monkey D. Garp calling in regards to an upcoming meeting of the shickibukai about the Crocodile fiasco. Do you plan on coming, it is required of you in order to withhold your Shickibukai status." Garp announced, rather confident of his answer.
"That status means nothing to me. It is just another title. I willl go on the sole condition that you tell me what happened that night... on the boat. I would like to know why an outfit that costed over 30,000 beli was ripped to shreds and my golden belt passed down to Crocodile!" he demanded, pissed of about the series of unlucky events that followed that night. "I trust that a man as honorable and noble as you Garp will stay true to your word and give an honest answer, hmm?"
Garp considered rejecting but had to pity the man for not knowing what happened to him (he also wanted Mihawk to kill Doflamingo for him) so agreed he would after the meeting and Mihawk was satisfied.
The next 4 Shickibukai to follow didn't give as much resistance and were negotionable as well. Hancock wanted personal servants, Moria wanted a raise, Kuma remained silent, and Jimbei was willing as long as their verdict was fair, reasonable, and he was given a chance to privately interview Crocodile.
Garp had dreaded knowing the moment would come and saved him for last as a stall tactic but it was unavoidable. Reluctantly, Garp slowly dialed Doflamingo's number and waited only five seconds before he answered. "Grandpa!" he immediately sang, in a jolly mood.
"How did you know it was me?" Garp asked curiously, trying to put him off subject.
"Hmmmm? This is our special hotline, just you and me. Didn't I tell you? Name the place and I can meet you there in a week tops, pants optional!" he chuckled, obviously anticipating fun-fun hot-hot time.
"I do not plan on ever reliving that night and I most certainly don't want to relive the parts involving you!" Garpyelled, in a heap of rage, his face burning out of anger and regret/embarassment.
"You're not gunna lie and say you didn't enjoy it, are you? Sex is sex so while your mind may have thought it was wrong, judging by how stiff you were, your body was begging for more. It probably still is too so give it a chance Gramps! If your mind is willing, you'll realize how much I can pleasure you." Doflamingo cooed, causing Garp to further redden and reminded him of Doflamingo in the influence of the lust orb.
The worst part was, in recollection, Garp thought back and realized Doflamingo really knew his stuff in those regards. That night he felt a pleasure he hadn't felt in ages but he'd never admit it. A strong man like me needs an independant woman by his side, not some pink-feathered sex-attict! Garp reassured, not giving the "Pink-Feathered Sex-Attict"s vulgar offer even the slightest of thought.
"No. We need you at a meeting in regards to Crocodle's betrayal." Garp said firmly.
"He finally put it into action? The man's been planning it for months! It's about time!" Doflamingo beemed, fiddling with a pen.
"You knew?" Garp raged on. Doflamigo really knew how to push his buttons, good and bad ones...
"Oh Yea! Me and Crocy go waaaaaaaayyyyyy back. We have quite the past. He's negative and short-tempered and I'm horny and positive. People like me and him always end up knowing each other. We used to pilage together and did a few other stuff too!" Doflamingo recalled, his smile widening.
"You do realize I will have you arrested for assisting him?" Garp inquired, rubbing the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
"You wouldn't do that. You love me too much!" Doflamingo teased.
"You're making it way to tempting for me to resist." Garp smirked. I'm gunna throw this looney freak in jail and he isn't ever gunna come out! Garp thought in bliss.
"Well..." Doflamingo said, a smirk growing, "I suppose that on trial, I could tell The big guys all about what happened on the boat.." He said slyly, letting a laugh escape him.
"... His plans were stopped anyways so I suppose no harm no foul." Garp mumbled, giving in to Doflamingo and his caniving might.
"Has the balance of power shifted? You'd rather die than have our secret revealed while I wouldn't mind... I bet you're mooooooorrrrrrrreeee than willling to do quite a few... dirty things for me to keep this secret a secret, aren't you Gramps?" Doflamingo realized, causing Garp to shake at the revelation. He owns me? I have to do what he says... my reputation is too high.
"I'll be at your dumb meeting Gray Hairs, but only as a favor. You're gunna be 'temporarily' joining my crew until I'm satisfied after the dumb meeting anyways, unless you beg to stay..." Doflamingo cooed, earning his newest slave and something (or one in this case) to do over the coarse of the next few weeks.
A/N: ...No judging. This is most definately the last chapter so my goals for it are that I get another review besides Lolly. (no offence Lolly, Your welcome more than anyone! I just want to be sure that at least someone else is reading it =P) Comment and review even if you have no questions, complaints, compliments, or just comments. at least right hi.