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Bold is dark Zetsu talking, Italics are thoughts.
Chapter 3: Oh No Bath Time
Sakura woke up with eleven kittens spread out all over her bed except for Tora/Tobi he was curled up on her stomach. She picked him up and set him aside so she could stretch the sleep from her limbs. Once she was done stretching she decided it was a good time to get a bat and give one to the kittens. She picked up a box and put all the kittens in then made her way to her bathroom. Once she was in the bathroom she closed the door and sat the box down so none of them could get out. She looked into the box with a grin, "Ok little ones it's time for a bath now."
Kitten's thoughts:
Gin/Hiden was drooling in excitement, "Oh fuck yeah!" Yoru/Itachi, Mizu/Kisame, Kin/Deidara, Chi/Sasori, and Yuki/Suigetsu just stared at her thinking it was about time. Tora/Tobi was bouncing up and down again, "Tobi is a good boy." Aoi/Kakuzu was contemplating what he would do if he could even get to her money, "It doesn't really matter how much money she has how am I supposed to spend it I'm a kitten. I have to think more on how I will go about this." Suki/Jugo and Kage/Sasuke where both freaking out trying to get out of the box to get away. Heki/Zetsu was once again arguing with himself with what he should do.
Sakura turned on the water and stripped all of her clothes off which got all of the kitten's attention. Suki/Jugo, Kage/Sasuke, Tora/Tobi and Heki/Zetsu all tried to cover their eyes so they wouldn't see her but the others were starring and drooling even Aoi/Kakuzu stopped thinking about money to check out the naked woman in front of him. Sakura got into the tub turned off the water and pulled the box over to her. She started to pick up the kittens two at a time and soon had all of them in the tub with her. Not long after they were all in the tub Sakura heard a lot of poofs and the bathroom filled with smoke.
Sakura screeched, "What the hell is going on?" After the smoke cleared that's when she noticed that there were eleven fully grown and fully naked men in her tub with her. Sakura screamed while jumping out of the tub and threw a towel around her body. She turned back to the tub and demanded, "WHAT THE HELL?"
Itachi sighed and gave the command, "Someone get ahold of her before she gets away." Kisame jumped towards her saying he's got her. Sakura screamed at him to let her go while pulling her fist back to deliver a bone crunching punch that sent Kisame through the wall.
Itachi sighed and gave her a glare telling her in a calm voice, "Calm down and let us explain what is going on." Sakura glared right back and spat, "Why the hell should I? I don't want to be anywhere near you or your fucking teme of a brother."
Sasori decided to put an end to the foolishness plus he wanted to see her reaction to him being alive once more. So he spoke up, "Fine then I will explain it to you." Sakura's eyes widen at that voice, and then narrowed as she asked in a deathly calm voice, "What your alive that can't be I killed you myself." Sasori smirked at her reaction, "I will explain everything to you if you will just calm down." Sakura agreed to calm down for the moment. However, she was still cautious of them and watched each one with narrowed eyes.
Kisame was now climbing back through the wall that Sakura punched him through. That's when she noticed that they were all still naked and so she screamed, "HOW ABOUT COVER THE FUCK UP!" They all quickly got towels and wrapped them around their waists. With a sigh and rubbing her temples in the process trying to relieve the headache she had acquired, "Ok go in the living room I'm going to get dressed and then I'll be in there."
They all went in the living room so Sakura could get dressed she then found some of her father's old pants and took them to all of the males. After handing each one a pair of pants she sat in a chair in her living room. She set her eyes on Sasori, "Ok now explain how you are alive, why you are kittens, why you were sent to me, why is Itachi alive and why is the teme with you."