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Bold is dark Zetsu talking, Italics are thoughts.

Chapter 5: Help or Not

Hidan looked at her like she was stupid, "I said I hate being a fucking cat I'm glad that you and the bitch figured out how to keep us fucking humans. Did you hear me that time bitch?" Sakura glared at him, "Oh I heard you load and clear." Sakura then proceeded to beat the fuck out of Hidan. Sasori sighed watching the scene unfold, "Why did you have to call her a bitch Hidan? All you succeeded in doing is pissing her off." Deidara smirked, "I don't think he can hear you Sasori I believe he is unconscious at the moment." With a nod Sasori agreed, "I believe you are correct."

Sakura growled while holding out her hand, "Someone get me the nail polish remover this jerk is going back to being a kitten until I change my mind." As if on cue Tobi came running back into the living room with the nail polish remover. Tobi bounced over yelling happily, "Sakura-chan Tobi got it for you. Tobi is a good boy." Sakura smiled gently at him, "Thank you Tobi and you are a very good boy." She then proceeded to remove the nail polish from Hidan's unconscious body. When she got the last bit off he poofed back into a kitten she grabbed the box she found them in and put him in it.

Sasori sighed, "Now that you have taken care of that maybe we can talk about how to fix this." Sakura glared at him and said in a snippy voice, "Why I could just turn you in a be done with it quite frankly the only one hear that I've never met before but seems to be a total sweetheart in a childish way is Tobi. Other than that I don't know half of you and I can't stand the Uchihas so give me one good reason why I should help."

Sasori smiled at her, "You are kind that's why you know it wouldn't be right to take advantage of this while we are weak. You know it would be better to give us a fighting chance."

Sakura sighed in resignation, "That is true but from what I've heard about what has happened to all of you the only thing I can think of is either this is a forbidden jutsu or one that someone has created. No matter which though there is probably no way for me to fix it." Sasori hated to plead but he did, "Well can you at least help us until we can figure something out?" Sakura looked around the room and sighed, "I'll have to think about it let me sleep on it and then I'll let you know."

Sasori nodded his head and smiled at her, "That is all we are asking of you Sakura-chan. By the way where are we going to sleep?" Sakura smiled and happily said, "Well as you can see my house is quiet big I have five extra bedrooms and two extra bathrooms. All of the bedrooms are on the second floor along with one of the bathrooms the other is down here. This will come in handy if I decide to help you because if someone comes over you can all stay upstairs and be silent while they are here."

Sasori nodded his head in agreement, "That is agreeable since it is your house I believe who sleeps in which room should be left up to you." Sakura nodded her head in agreement, "Ok let's decide who will sleep where and then I'll show you to the rooms."

Kakuzu spoke up then, "What about Hidan?" Sakura glared at the kitten, "I may turn him back before nightfall." Kakuzu nodded his head in acceptance.

Sakura sighed and began listing off the sleeping arrangements, "Ok the sleeping arrangements will go like this: Sasori and Deidara, Kakuzu and Hidan, Zetsu and Tobi, Itachi and Kisame, and the last room will go to the teme, Suigetsu, and Jugo. Is that to everyone's liking?" Everyone just nodded their heads in agreement. With a nod Sakura started up the stairs, "Ok everyone lets go upstairs so I can show you which rooms you will be in."

They all followed Sakura upstairs with Kakuzu carrying Hidan so Sakura wouldn't kill him she was still pretty pissed about the bitch comment.

Sakura began pointing out the rooms once they made it to the second floor, "Ok there are three rooms on each side of the hall with the bathroom at the end. First Sasori and Deidara will be in this room which is right beside mine. Second Itachi and Kisame will be in this room on the other side of mine. Third Kakuzu and Hidan will be in the room across from Itachi and Kisame. The teme, Suigetsu, and Jugo will be in the room across from me. Finally Zetsu and Tobi will be in the room across from Sasori and Deidara. Dose everyone have that?" They all nodded, with a nod of her head happy they all got what she said she called to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu's head snapped in her direction, "Yes Sakura-chan." With a sigh Sakura asked, "Can you please hand me Hidan?" Kakuzu narrowed his eyes a bit, "You're not going to kill him are you?" Sakura chuckled, "No I promise I won't." Kakuzu nodded hesitantly while handing Hidan over to her.

Sakura glared at Hidan, "Ok Hidan I know you can understand me so nod your head if you get what I'm going to say. You will refrain from using any obscene langue when I turn you back otherwise I will beat the living dog shit out of you and then turn you back into a kitten. Do you understand me?" Hidan was a bit afraid of her, "This is one crazy bitch but I won't tell her that out loud anymore. I'd rather keep my mouth shut then be a fucking kitten again." Hidan nodded his head that he understood.

Satisfied Sakura went back down stairs while the guys examined their rooms. Sakura painted all of Hidan's nails once again even though he turned human after the first nail, "Do you remember what room I said you would be in?" Hidan nodded his head. Sakura nodded and told him, "Ok go ahead up so you can check it out." Hidan went upstairs to see his room and left Sakura to her thoughts.

Sakura's thoughts, "I don't really know what to do about this situation. Although they are right that I'm too kind to turn them in when they can't fight back. They're criminals though and if I get caught doing this I'll be seen as a traitor to the village. I'm just so confused if it was just the others I would turn them in in a heartbeat but Tobi is so sweet he's just like a child. I don't even understand why he's with them. Sasuke I had just gotten over and now this I don't know if I can handle this. I mean we are going to be in the same house for I don't know how long. I mean he came back used me for his pleasure and then left again this is the first time I've seen him in five years since that night. I've made up my mind though I will help them but what will I tell Ai when she gets back from Hinata-chan's house tomorrow. I guess I'll just figure that part out when it happens. I'll have to explain a few things but I think I can handle it. I will tell them all in the morning my decision and then I'll need to handle things with Ai."