Hi again! I do realise that I've made some mistakes in the last chapter. Too bad I'm too lazy to change them so please just ignore them. I really hope that you're enjoying this fic as there aren't a lot of parodies in this section.

Manual to SHUN KAZAMI

Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of your very own SHUN KAZAMI!

What have I bought?

You have bought:

1 SHUN KAZAMI

2 black vests

1 purple ninja jacket

1 pair of black ninja pants

2 packs of blue ribbons

1 hairbrush

1 Ventus Skyress

1 Ventus Bakugan Set

If you would like to upgrade to New Vestroia or Gundalian Invaders version please visit our website: www. for many more cool items, more bakugan and other cool characters.

SHUN KAZAMI is a strong and deadly brawler. He may be a little depressed after his mother's death, upgrade to New Vestroia version to have a happier SHUN KAZAMI. If you don't like the silence then SHUN KAZAMI is not for you. Instead we recommend a DAN KUSO, JULIE MAKIMOTO or even a RUNO MISAKI or a BARON LELTOY.

Basic Information

Name: SHUN KAZAMI, (Will respond to name. Names such as Shunny, Shun- chan or any other cutezy name is not recommended as that will only anger him.)

Age: 12

Height: 1.63

Weight: 50kg

Removal from Shipping Container

Removing a SHUN KAZAMI from his packaging may be a little difficult. But when following correct instructions it should be a rather simple (and painless), operation. SHUN KAZAMIs like to listen to themselves and will rarely follow instructions unless he sees them beneficial for him and his friends. Therefore it is recommended that you have a friend unit close by to assist you with the operation. The most helpful would be either a DAN KUSO, ALICE GEHABICH or even a JULIE MAKIMOTO. If you have none of these units for you to access- then open the lid quickly, yell in his ear and jump back to a safe distance of a six metre radius. (Hopefully he won't be mad at you.) WARNING: We are not responsible for any damage your SHUN KAZAMI unit may cause. It's OK, SHUN KAZAMI units are usually harmless- since he doesn't approve of violence but even so they can get a little feisty.

Modes

Silent (default)

Ninja (default)

Understanding

Drunk

Angry (locked)

OOC (locked)

Depressed (locked)

SHUN KAZAMI is naturally silent and is a man of few words. He is also a ninja. Your SHUN will become understanding after meeting and talking with an ALICE GEHABICH. He will learn that he isn't alone in the world and that his friends are there for him. He will try to be nicer to everyone. Drunk mode is highly not recommended- (when a SHUN KAZAMI is drunk, he will get into a very violent mood and will destroy everything that annoys him even a little bit.) WARNING: We are not responsible for any damage your SHUN KAZAMI may cause.

Your SHUN will switch to angry mode when encountering a MASQUERADE unit, his hair will blow up dramatically in a violent wind of green fire. When in this mode you have two options: 1. To run away as fast as you can, 2. Grab your SHUN KAZAMI around the waist and run away as you can. It is best that this mode is not unlocked so if you have a SHUN KAZAMI, it is also recommended not to have a MASQUERADE unit. Either that or make sure your ALICE GEHABICH doesn't unlock MASQUERADE mode.

Depressed mode is unlocked when SHUN's mother dies. He may not wish to talk to you any more, it is best to leave him be until you get your hands on a DAN KUSO or an ALICE GEHABICH.

Your SHUN's OOC mode occurs when you press the button at the back of his neck. Sorry people but even in OOC mode your SHUN KAZAMI won't have love. It is still possible for you or another unit to hook up with him but it is highly unlikely. If you do manage to make him hook up with another girl the units we recommend are: ALICE GEHABICHs, RUNO MISAKIs, JULIE MAKIMOTO or even MIRA CLAYs.

Health Guides to maintain a happy SHUN KAZAMI

Cleaning- Your SHUN KAZAMI is perfectly capable of cleaning himself. Do NOT ask to bathe with him or clean him as you will only earn a disgusted look from your SHUN and/ or him distancing himself from you forever. Remember- SHUN dislikes fan girls. SHUNs are very obsessed with their hair, they will sometimes ask you to brush his hair for him. Remember your SHUN will need at least 200 strokes with the hair brush before tying it up in a blue ribbon.

Food- Your SHUN will eat basically eat anything. Junk food is not to be fed to him on a regular basis, remember SHUN is a ninja and he would need healthy energy food such as grains, milk and dairy products, meat and eggs and etc. A healthy SHUN KAZAMI is not complete with his daily fruits and greens. Help your SHUN to grow into a strong, capable ninja/ brawler.

Sleeping- SHUN will need an average of 8 hours for him to function properly. It is not recommended to perform any sexual approaches on him as he will only hate you for doing it. Having a SHUN hate you is not a very good idea. You can try but I doubt you'd be very successful.

Frequently asked Questions

Q: Ever since I got my SHUN, a lot of RUNO and MARUCHO units have been approaching my house in weird plane things. What should I do, SHUN doesn't want to talk to them so I don't allow them in but the other day I found them hiding in my wardrobe.

A: Let them see your SHUN even if he doesn't want to. The RUNOs and MARUCHOs will challenge your SHUN KAZAMI. But don't worry he'll win the battle and will return safely home.

Q: My SHUN has recently been getting close to an ALICE unit whilst in MASQUERADE mode. SHUN is starting to distance himself from me. He isn't going into angry mode, which is good but is there anything I am to do?

A: YES. That is to get your SHUN as far away from the MASQUERADE unit as possible. SHUN may not be angry yet but spending too much time with the MASQUERADE may force him to. Quickly get your hands on a DAN unit for SHUN to change his mind before he joins sides with the MASQUERADE.

Q: I tried to hook a MYLENE PHARAOH unit up with my SHUN unit. I locked them in a closet together for several hours, when I let them out they were both sending me death glares. I don't understand- I had set him in OOC mode and everything!

A: You obviously didn't read the manual very carefully. Even in OOC mode it is unlikely for your SHUN to find love. Even if he did we already gave you some recommendations- you see your SHUN KAZAMI and your MYLENE aren't exactly best friends. If you open the closet to find them both breathless, blush marks on their cheeks or badly torn clothing and ruffled hair then send the SHUN back immediately as you have received a defect. Also send the MYLENE back as well as she would also be a defect if she actually kissed him.

Q: I opened the closet door to find SHUN AND MYLENE breathless, blush marks on their cheeks, badly torn clothes and ruffled hair! Does that mean they're defects?

A: Most likely. But not necessarily. Your SHUN and MYLENE could've had an intense argument that resulted in a fist fight of such. If you are worried then ask who won to check he isn't a defect.

Q: My neighbour's COMBA O'CHARLIE unit has been wondering over a lot recently, begging for my SHUN to teach him. SHUN tells him to go away, is that a bad thing?

A: No. But let COMBA see him as he'll never leave you alone until he can see his hero, SHUN. This will annoy SHUN to hell but don't worry SHUN and COMBA get along quite well and they will eventually start hanging out.

If you enjoyed your SHUN KAZAMI unit then you may also like:

DAN KUSO

RUNO MISAKI

ALICE GEHABICH

MARUCHO MARAKURA

JULIE MAKIMOTO

ACE GRIT

BARON LELTOY

MIRA CLAY

Your SHUN is not compatible with:

MASQUERADE

ANY VEXOS units

Pairing your SHUN of with any of these units will not only cause damage to your SHUN and surrounding people but also to you. WARNING: We are not responsible for any damage your SHUN may cause.

Final Notes

If you follow all these necessary precautions then it is easier for you to enjoy your very own SHUN KAZAMI. Note: If you are unhappy with the results there is a 3 month refund.

Hope you like it so far! I might do RUNO next. I will try to update as soon as possible, no flames please. If you really hate this story then please help me improve on it. I just can't stand flamers as they never give you a reason as to why your fic sucks. Even if you hate it please review- but remember- NO FLAMING! Yeah I do understand that those weren't their actual height and weight- I just made it up randomly OK? I'm going to write another fic soon so I might stop updating so often.