AKATSUKI P.O.V.- KISAME
I sat on the couch listening to Hidan tell one of his many boring stories of how he killed someone. Itachi & Tsume were next to me, both rolling their eyes. Akemi was hanging on every word.
"Speak it baby," she squealed.
"Well, he was crying, and sweating and I just laughed-," Hidan droned.
"OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!" Akari shouted.
"You shut up. My boyfriend is trying to speak," Akemi spat back,
"BOYFRIEND?" Itachi, Hidan, & Tsume all choked at the same time. Tsume busted out laughing; Itachi continued to choke, while Hidan looked at her funny.
"Shut up Hidan, you know you love meh," Akemi said quickly.
"I love your vagina, and your bloodthirsty personality, It makes for a fun sexual experience, nothing else,"
Akemi gasped. Tsume continued to laugh. Itachi winced.
"That was harsh," Zetsu said.
"Yeah, Hidan's big mouth is gonna get him killed someday," Deidara lamented.
Suddenly with a whoosh of wind gore splattered the room.
"Agh," Akari screamed.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww," Tobi whined.
"It got in my mouth," Tsume complained.
I sputtered, "What the hell was that?" I asked.
Everybody looked at Hidan. A kunai was impeded in his stomach. Something was hanging on it.
Konan walked over and picked it up. "It's a headband," she said.
"A headband!" Hidan exclaimed. "A mother-fucking headband can't throw itself,"
"It's Emi-chan's," Hoshi screeched. "It has the scratch through the mist symbol.
"Who the fuck through it?" Hidan asked.
"I did," A familiar voice spat defiantly back. A man with white hair stepped through the doorway, a slight smile on his face, and another kunai in his hand. I knew instantly who it was. He may have changed his hair, but some things were still the same; the same sarcastic attitude, the same pale green, unseeing eyes, and the same deadly accuracy. "You got a problem with that," Kenji dared