Hatter

I raced into the apartment, slamming the door behind me and baracading it with my body. I was panting heavily, and holding my hat in my hand rather than my hand, due to the sweat. Alice came into the living room, giving me a very confused look. "Hatter? What's going on?"

"I..." I took a deep breath, trying to regain control over that, "I've been found."

Her face fell, and confusion turned to panic, "By who? Someone from Wonderland? The Queen didn't send someone to find us, did she?"

I had to laugh for a moment, turning to lock the door as many times as I could, what, with my hands shaking and all. "No, no one from Wonderland."

"Then who?"

I turned to face her again, walking towards her and grabbing her very seriously. "How much food do we have? Are we set on all the essentials?"

"Hatter, who found you."

"They tried to steal my hat, and you're being snappy?"

"HATTER."

"Alright!" I sighed, taking a deep breath, "A bunch of crazed, screaming fangirls. I barely made it out alive."

Alice

"Trying to get Wonderlanders settled in New York is not one of my favorite things to do, just let me state that now. Most have, all in all, adjusted fairly well. But if there's one Wonderlander I know who is without a doubt the strangest person I've met on either side of the Looking Glass and who would be next to impossible to try and adjust, it has to be Charlie." I paused, crossing my arms and glaring at Jack's image in the mirror. He nodded, but before he could speak, I cut him off.

"Don't get me wrong, I love the crazy old coot. But he stuck out like a sore thumb in Wonderland, thus is even more obvious here. Getting him from the Looking Glass back to the apartment was deceivingly easy," I sighed, "then the phone started ringing....

"SOMEONE HAS BROKEN THROUGH THE PERIMETER! THE ALARMS ARE SOUNDING! BATTLE STATIONS!" Hatter poked his head into the office, probably wonder why I was yelling, then nodded and went back to schooling our poor Knight. I kicked my glare up a few notches.

"We had to buy a new phone after that, and I expect to be repaid for it, thank you. Luckily, nothing else has been broken." Once again, he started to speak. "However, he has decided that my mother is 'the fairest creature he has every laid eyes upon,' and is now determined to woo her. I don't think I quite approve of that, especially since mom STILL doesn't know about Wonderland. I'll tell her eventually, but things are too hectic right now. And I want you here when we tell her, so you can help explain--"

I heard a noise from outside, and groaned; something broke. "And I'm gonna have to cut this report short, your Majesty--"

"Alice, you can call me 'Jack,' you know. I'd think we're far past formalities."

I rolled my eyes. "I have to go see what Wonderland's latest has broken this time. Hamilton out." I touched the glass of the mirror and walked out of the room, only to find Hatter and Charlie standing over one of my mom's vases, a very valuable vase that she gave to us as a housewarming gift.

"Sorry Alice...."

"My Lady, I am--"

"Just clean it up, guys."

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