Fly on the Wall.
"Those flowers are all wrong-"
"Hatter, shush."
A few people turned their heads to look at the couple, a thin brunette and a man in a hat, then went back to watching the movie.
"Talking animals, do they know noth-"
"Hatter, be quiet."
Someone coughed, glaring at the two.
"That's not what a Bandersnatch looks like-"
"Hatter."
A couple of people walked out of the theater.
"The Red Queen seems more like the Queen of Hearts, they obviously didn't do their-"
"Lindsey. Shut. Up."
"Why do they keep calling it 'Underland'?"
"Dammit, Hatter."
"Alright, come on now. No Hatter has ever-"
"If you don't stop talking right now, I can promise you some serious pain later."
Silence finally fell over the back row of the theater, much to the relief of the other movie goers. A whole hour passed before the man in a hat complained again.
"Well, they got the battle right, but its between the entirely wrong peopl- ow!"
"This is the last time I take you anywhere."
"Its not my fault this Tom Binton knows nothing about Wonderland."
Hatter.
Maybe I enoyed killing Mad March a bit too much, maybe I enjoyed cutting him up so that he couldn't possibly be brought back again a smidgeon too much, but whatever. The only problem was that when I realized how long I'd taken, I had the sickening feeling that somewhere, Alice was hip deep in some sort of trouble*. And when I saw the suits running towards the casino with their guns drawn, I knew I was right. I snuck in one of the stage doors and slid towards them. One of them had a gun aimed at her, and she was raising her hands. This wouldn't do. I whistled, getting the Suit's attention, and took him out with my Sledgehammer. Alice turned and stared at me for a moment as I picked up the gun he'd been holding.
"Oh my God," she mumbled, taking in my face. I shook my head frantically.
"Its just a few cuts and bruises-"
She threw her arms around my neck, so suddenly that it nearly knocked me back. "I thought you were dead," she breathed in my ear. So many emotions were hitting me at once, I almost didn't know what to do. Panic mixed with sudden relief, overwhelming joy, a twinge of guilt, but there was one that caught me so off guard that I had to shut my eyes to stop my spinning head: trust. She trusted me, Alice trusted me at last.
"Oh, this feels good." Understatement of the century.
A/N;; Ok, the casino scene might be a little off, but I was going on memory here x] if its wrong in anyway, I'll go back and fix it.
*Anyone who gets that quote gets a cookie! :D