Yo everyone! Chiru and Izumi have a special surprise for you! Number one, it ish Chiru-chan's b-day! (WOOT!!!) Nuber 2...WE have special (special) guests! We are featuring Shika-chan and Tsuki-chan! CHA!

Yeah, Shika gets to type!!

Today's fic is in honor of Chi-chan's birthday. Here we go!

Disclaimer-- None of us own anything from Naruto. However, Chiru does own Shika-chan.

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One morning, Shika (our Shika, not your Shika) woke up wrapped awkwardly around Izumi-chan. She ran her hand through her hair. She untangled herself from Izumi, "Ooh, yummy," Izumi muttered. "We tangled each other up.."

The birthday girl, Chiru-chan (Chiru-dono), stirred next to them. "Tsuki, your hands are cold."

"My hands are always cold."

"Whatever."

Chiru slowly sat up and rubbed her eyes. As her vision became clear she could see Shika and Izumi sitting up. Chiru looked at Shika and cocked her head to the side. Her hair looked like a cockatoo! Of course Chiru being Chiru, she saw Shika's hair as being Sasuke's hair.

"Why is Sasuke in my room? I'll kill him!" Chiru growled sleepily.

"Sasuke? Where?" Shika asked.

"Right there!" Chiru stated pointing straight at Shika.

"What the hell man! I'm not Sasuke!"

Chiru rubbed the rest of the sleep out of her eyes and looked at the Sasuke more clearly.

"Holy shit, Shika! I thought you were Sasuke!"

"It's probably because her hair is sticking straight up…" Tsuki grumbled groggily.

"What?! It is?! Shit!"

Shika hurriedly smoothed her hair out. She kept pushing it down and it kept popping up. Finally Shika got the idea to put her hair in a ponytail.

"There…" Shika said, happy that her hair no longer looked like that stupid, idiotic cockatoo.

"Now you just look like Shikamaru." Izumi joked.

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In the world of Naruto

Sasuke had woken up at six this morning. His head felt like crap…and his hair looked like crap. He had washed it with some kind of new shampoo and his hair wouldn't stand up any more.

"Oh that's cheap…It was supposed give my hair volume…So one question…How am I going to get it to stick up?"

Sasuke tried a whole bunch of gels…Needless to say, none of them worked. He tried putting it in a pony tail…That didn't work either.

"Ah! I'm meeting the team at eight! My hair has to look good! What do I do?"

A light bulb suddenly popped up over Sasuke's head. "Itachi's hair styling book! His hair always looked good!"

Sasuke pulled the key to the Uchiha Manner out of his pocket and ran to his old house.

When he got there, he quickly unlocked the door and ran to Itachi's room and started digging through his stuff.

He started in his dresser. Pulling out all of his clothes and boxers. Then…

"AHH!!! ITACHI READ PLAYBOY MAGIZINES?!!!!"

Sasuke began to look through them until he remembered his mission. He continued going through Itachi's drawer(sp?) until he found a big journal that said 'DO NOT READ' on the front.

Regardless of what the journal said, Sasuke began to flip through the pages furiously. He saw sketches of everything…literally everything, stories, and finally, Itachi's hair recipes.

First style: The 'Oh so smexy low ponytail'

Step one: Wake up and do NOT brush your hair.

Step two: Put a large amount of gel in hands and pull hair back.

Step three: Rub gel into hair until you can't feel it on your hands anymore.

Step four: Put in a low ponytail using a black ponytail holder.

"Ok…that was Itachi's normal hair style…"

Hair style number two: 'Piggity Pigtails'

Sasuke freaked out just by reading the name and continued reading the random hairstyles. And after reading about fifty different hair styles, he finally came across 'My foolish little brothers cockatoo hair style'

Step one: Take a shower.

Step two: Brush hair up when it is semi dry.

Step three: Mix Tupelo Honey with random hair gel.

Step four: Lather into hair and gently spike

Step five: NEVER USE THIS HAIR STYLE!!!

Sasuke didn't even pay attention to the last step. He quickly ran into his mothers untouched kitchen and searched for honey. When he found that, he went into his brother's bathroom and snatched his hair gel. Then he ran back into the kitchen and got a bowl and spoon.

Sasuke sat down in the middle of the hallway and began making the concoction. Then he rubbed his hand together and mixed it in his hands.

By the time Sasuke was done perfecting his hair, it was 7:45. He quickly finished his hair and 'poofed' to the bridge where team seven usually met. He was there early…Thank Kami-sama!

Sakura was the next person to arrive. She took one look at Sasuke and screamed.

"What is it Sakura-chan?" Sasuke asked confused.

"Y-your hair!" She said pointing at him in fear.

Sasuke turned around and looked into the water and saw that his haor was now snow white…

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"MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Somewhere in the middle of nowhere

"MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Itachi smirked when he heard this.

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"Foolish little brother…"

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Ok, Chiru finished up this oneshot. I'm so evil to Sasuke. Of course, that's because I hate him. Anyhow, R&R!!!

Much love,

SachiruNatsu, IzumiKikishou, ShikaSennyo, and TsukiKure-ji.

P.S. IT'S MY ACTUAL BDAY TOMORROW!