Day 2

Sephiroth awoke with a start as sweat poured off him. He had just woken up from a nightmare where two really strange guys dressed in white showed up and he got into an emo-match with one while the other one tried to blow up the castle.

"I think I may have problems..." Sephiroth said.

"Why yes, you do." Kefka said

"Kefka? Why are you in my room?" Sephiroth yelled, pulling his sheets over him.

"I was bored when I awoke so I came to your room and watched you sleep." Kefka said matter of factly as he sipped a cup a tea.

"Could you please leave while I change?" Sephiroth asked nicely

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh" A moan was heard from outside the room.

"Kuja! Are you still there?" Kefka asked, dropping his tea.

"Why is he there?" Sephiroth yelled, pulling his sheets higher up.

"He likes to watch you." Garland said from the closet.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!" Sephiroth yelled, getting annoying and weirded out.

"I was making sure Kefka didn't kill you in your sleep." Garland said "But I'm not sure why everyone else is here."

"I'm just here checking the pipes" Jecht said as he stuck his head out from the ceiling.

"And I'm just here cleaning the air duct." The Emperor said as he stuck his head out from the air grate.

"And I'm here because I can be." Exdeath said as he appeared out of thin air.

After a few minutes of just eyeing each other Kefka yelled "I'm hungry, let's get some breakfast!"

"All right." Everyone said at the same time as they left Sephiroth's room and when to the kitchen.

"This place is really freaky..." Sephiroth said as he got out of bed, put on his overcoat, and went to get some breakfast.

"Hey where's Golbez?" Garland asked as he looked up from his bowl of lucky charms cereal.

"Who?" Jecht asked as he took a huge bite out of his stack of pancakes.

"You know, big guy, dresses in black armor... has a cape..." Garland explained.

"Oh yeah..." everyone said in unison.

"I wonder where he went?" Kuja asked, finishing his Hannah Montana O's

Kefka's eyes quickly darted from left to right "I'm sure he's fine..."

In an Unknown Location

Golbez regained consciousness and he found himself tied to an old fashioned wooden torture rack surrounded by multiple kinds of old and new weapons.

"Where... am I?" Golbez asked the darkness, however he got no response...

Back in the Kitchen

"We need to go shopping." Sephiroth said.

"Why? What do we need?" The Emperor asked as everyone sat around the new T.V.

"Everything! Cheese, Milk, Gas for the stove, I need a new lock for my room..."

"And I'll need some new lock picks." Kuja said.

"But where can we go that has all that we need?" Jecht asked.

Everyone smiled.

"Welcome to Wal-Mart!" The door greeter said as the Warriors walked into a giant mall.

"I love coming here." The Emperor said pulling a cart out of the rack.

"Yeah, now, while Me and Emperor get our living needs, you 5 better behave yourselves." Garland said, walking off.

"We will!" Kefka said as he went to the pet supplies of the store, Exdeath went to the electronics, Sephiroth went to the home improvement section, who was followed closely (but not to closely) by Kuja.

"These guys are insane..." Jecht shrugged as he went to the KFC resturant near the left side of the store.

A hour or so later

"Well, we got everything we need to survive for a week or so... lets go round up everyone and get out." Garland said.

"Wal-mart, get your shit and get out" Emperor said, giggling

"Oh haha, cause that's so funny the 106th time you say it." Garland retorted "Hey there's Exdeath." Garland pointed to the Dance Dance Dance Revoultion playable display. Exdeath and a teenager were in a heated dance battle.

"Let's kick this into Overdrive!" The display said, as the steps started coming up faster, at least 3 times as fast, but Exdeath still never missed one.

"Push me, and then just touch me, till I can get my, Satifaction " Exdeath sang as he hit every step in what seemed like an impossibly long combo. The teen was not as good, he tripped over himself and fell off the platform.

"Winner!" The game announced as Exdeath's side of the screen flashed different colors.

Exdeath turned to his opponent, and in his usual dark voice said "Pwned Nub." He then stepped off the platform and went up to Garland and the Emperor "I'm ready to go now."

"Allllright..." Garland trailed off as Sephiroth came up to him and put 12 different Doorknobs into the cart. "One of these will keep that little demon seed out..." he muttered.

Kuja then ran up and placed a state of the art lock picking kit in the cart and winked at Sephiroth, whose color left his face.

Jecht walked up to the group, finishing a chicken leg. "Mmmm, mmmm! That's gooooood chicken!"

"Where's Kefka?" Garland asked.

The group didn't need to wait for an answer.

"Would a Mr. Garland please come to the service desk please?"

As Garland and group neared the deck, they say Kefka sitting in a chair, with a kid next to him.

"Emperor, go pay for this, I'll see what's going on."

"Mr. Garland, is this man with you?" The service lady asked Garland.

"Yes he is, what did he do now?"

"He tried to feed the fish." The lady explained

"The doesn't sound so bad.."

"With the kid sitting next to him..."

"Ok that sounds more like him, I'll take him home." Garland said, as he saw the Emperor finish going through the checkout.

The Warriors stepped out of Wal-mart, but they didn't get far before the were met by a group of 14 men who stood in their way, and they blocked all attempts to go around.

"What is it that you want?" Kefka asked, irritated.

"You guys are steppin' around on our turf." The appearent leader of group said.

"I didn't realize you had property rights to this land, figured if you had enough cash for that, you could buy belts to keep up your pants." Garland said.

"Smart guy eh? Mow 'em down boys!" The leader yelled as the men pulled out a mix of handguns, assult rifles, and shotguns and opened fire on the Warriors, who took cover behind a car.

"This guys are using live ammo!" Kuja yelled

"Let's just blow them up and get outta here." Kefka suggested.

"That would draw too much attention." Sephiroth said, "We need to find a way to fight liek these people do."

"Stand back..." Garland said "I will release the seal on my armor..."

"Seal?" The warriors asked, but backed up anyway.

Then Garlands armor broke off of him and started flying around the area, and his sword began to slide into itself. The pieces of armor spun faster and faster and got closer to Garland until a bright light engulfed him, then slowly began to dissipate.

"Whoa..." Jecht said

"Sweet!" Sephiroth yelled.

"Garland, you're black!" Kefka yelled looking at his fellow warrior.

Garland stood there, unarmored, in a black shirt with a 13 on it and a pair of baggy jeans. And next to him, was a prestine purple Convertable Low Rider. Garland hopped over the doors and sat in the drivers seat.

"Let's fire this puppy up!" Garland yelled as he turned on the ignition and the car roared to life. Xzibit blasted from the radio, and the car bounced up and down.

Everyone was looking at Garland, mouth wide open in astonishment.

"Guys get in!" Garland yelled as the warriors jumped into the luxerious vehical as Garland put the peddel to the metal and the sped away from the Wal-mart parking lot.

"Hey Garland, what happened to your sword?" The Emperor asked as the cruised along at 80 miles an hour.

"It's right here" He replied, holding up a pitch black handgun with 'Original' etched into the side.

"This is great!" Kefka said as he stuck his head out.

"Yeah!" Kuja said as he leaned out the opposite side, but a little to far cause he fell out and began to barrel roll across the freeway.

"Oops, dropped Kuja, better go back and..." Garland trailed off

"Keep driving." Sephiroth said quietly as he pressed Garlands gun to his head.

"No skin off my nose." Garland as he sped up, they were almost home anyway.

"Ok, all put away, lets get to sleep." Sepkiroth said as he went to his room and quadrupal locked his door.

"Night!" Everyone yelled as a series of door slams were heard.

In a Dark Place

"Well, everyone is asleep." A voice from the darkness said, shocking Golbez from his rest.

"Who... Who are you?" Golbez yelled, scared for his existence.

"You'll never know..." the voice said, followed by a sinister laugh.