Brother. Trucking. Son. Of. A. Ditch.
I. Am. SCREWED.
Holycrapholycrapholycrap, I'm a bajillion times sorry that it's been so long and for what I'm about to say, but my good computer's been crashed since the beginning of April, and I've had to use this big crappy one again, and we still haven't gotten it fixed and we probably won't soon and oh, God, I'm SO FREAKING SORRY.
I can't... I can't commit to this story right now.
I just can't. I've got a pack of rabid plot bunnies that want carrots that I don't have (in other words, time for), a sudden social life has hindered my computer time, and most of my days are spent in bed until about noon and then doing nothing else all day, so... yeah. And my Wii as suddenly regained my interest (just finished the plot of Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility today! Yipee! -ahem...-), so I spend hours on that, and a whole bunch of movies are suddenly really good and I want to go see them - been there done that with Karate Kid (I want to marry Jayden Smith - he's got abs!), and I want to see Inception and The Last Airbender and Grown Ups and Despicable Me and a lot of others, and...
God, I suck. I am a horrible, horrible person.
My inspiration for this story has fizzled out. I just CAN'T - GET - THE NEXT - CHAPTER - RIGHT, and it's driving me insane, and I'm really busy with other stories that I need to find inspiration for so I can get them out of the way so I can work on this, but then more stuff popped up, and then, just... bleh.
I hate writer's block.
So this story is officially ON HOLD. Nothing anyone can is going to change my mind. I'll come back to it, I promise (whoa, deja vu, huh?), but I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA when. Maybe weeks, maybe months, maybe years... But this time I'll come back with more of it written. The first two chapters will stay, if not be edited slightly here and there, and when I come back with the real chapter three, this'll go away. Check on my profile every now and then for updating notices. Again - I'm sorry.
On the plus side, I have a new swimsuit!
PS: Go ahead. Send those angry reviews. I'm ready. -gestures to protective gear, fort of pillows, and a small black dog with a sign that says 'BEWARE OF DOG'-
PPS: In those angry reviews, would you mind telling me if I should change my username to... UpInTheOliveTree or ATwistInMyStory or keep it XAPY? Or just vote on my poll? Thanks, muffin.
Seeing you in a few months or years or so,
XAPY