A/N: I write a hell of a good story you haters and queers! Thanks to Shellie and Gigels 4 the support

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And it charged towards us.

Pee pee tore his path ti write a hell of a good soowards us fucking up everything in his way.

"HELP US!" screamed Bella. Pee pee heard her desperation and attacked her.

It jumped on her leg and savagely tore it off.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD NO!!!" she winced in pain.

Pee pee then started to lick the blood off the floor savagely.

Suddenly I had an idea!

"Pee pee come here you little fucker!"

Pee pee came towards me and humped on my leg. It felt just like a real cock and then he ejaculated all over my dress. It was like fucking gross but I just liked it off and took out my silver gun. It had a silver bullet.

I shot Pee pee in the head. As I poped a cap in his ass I felt my vampire powers increasing.

"NOW IT'S YOUR TURN AMELIA VLAD DRACULA LEE!"

I flew at her and sadistically dug my teeth into her butt. She moaned in excitement. I got turned on, I swear, not that I was a lesbian like Lindsay Lohan. But it tasted good I swear. I sucked on it

And Amelia just moaned in pleasure. Suddenly I sucked all her blood out and she died.

"YAY HAYLEY YOU DID IT!" they said.

Now Carlile came and got on his knee.

"Hayley I love you" he said with an eruption." Will you marry m-"

Suddenly Dracula came in. He was tall and pale with white hair and rubyred squirt eyes.

He looked sort of like Pete wentz. He was hugging Jacob. It had to be that traitor.

"You killed my daughter!" he bellowed angrily. "Now I'll kill you!"

But suddenly I prayed to god and he sent a light of goodness and destroyed the evil Dracula.

"Oh no his powers are going to be transferred to her!" screamed Jacob.

I felt the power invade my whole being!

It was almost as good as an orgasm.

Then a girl vulture came in. She was pale as a motherfucker and looked like Gwen Stefani, but her name was really Gwin Stafeni.

"Hayley you are the most powerful vampire in the world so I want you to

Join the volturi". She said sweetly. It sounded hot. I think I just turned bi.

"Well what if I don't fucking want to?!" I screamed. Everyone held their breath as Gwin responded menacingly but also super sexy.

"Then I'll kill all the Cullens you sexy as hell bitch!"