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I followed sadly. As I left the room everyone sadly cried and waved good-bye. "Remind me to get better friends" I told Gwin loudly.

Suddenly Carlile was bowing down to Gwin Stafeni.

"Please don't take my Hayleyball away!" he pleaded with tears in his eyes.

"It was never my intention to brag, to steal it all away from you now (get it? GO PARAMORE!)" she said all mean and bitchy.

Stupid tramp ass, slutty ass, cheetah ass, bitch ass tramp.

"If you could then you know you would, 'cause god it just feels so…it just feels so good." I said very sadly.

Then We left and I got into Gwin's catillac. She had a popcorn maker in the back so I made some and ate it but replaced the butter with blood because that's what vampires have to do (I read the books ok? Vampires eat blood duuuuuh!)

"What do you guys want from me?" I asked.

"Well we need you to help us kill another one of the most powerful vampires in the world." Gwin said wisely.

"I'm game, sexy." I said enthusiastically.

"Well, the vampire that we are hunting is named Lacey Massly ( see so she isn't the real thing so DON'T REPORT MY FIC!!!!) she plays in a Satanist cover band called The Flying Leafs. They cover that Satanist crappy band Flyleaf."

"Oh god, I HATE that band!" I said disgustedly. They are the suckiest band ever and they don't help their fans when they're suicidal like when I called them with their Myspace phone number.

"So… what do I do?"

"You are to go to their concert and have a battle of the bands." Gwin said."But be careful; the Goths there are Satanists so they are probably all demonic and shit."

"Kay bitch." I said.

"But first… SHOPPING SPREE!" we both cheered and laughed.

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We went to the Gucci store. Since there were a lot of Satanists there I had to buy some gothic clothes. I tried this cool, long black dress. It was lined with red ribbon and had some cool skulls on it. On the boobs it said "FUCKING BITCH" it was really empowering I felt like a million dollar prostitude. I put on black lipstick and eyeshadow. My hair looked exactly like Hayley's in the crushcrushcrush video.

"Let's go, then!" Gwin said, looking pretty satanic herself.

We got to the goth club. suddenly as Gwin and I entered heads turned.

"WHO ARE THOSE HOT CLITS?" asked some girls, clearly jelous.

"People say the red haired girls' band rocks!" said some hot bald dude. I grabbed his package as I passed by.

Suddenly, the club's manager Aro came in. He looked exactly like Aro in the book. He looked at Gwin's rack. Then he looked at me with some creepy

lovey dovey eyes.

"Is this her?" he asked.

"Fuck yeah," I said flirting."I'm all seductive for ya, papi." My seductiveness was as good as ever because I noticed he got stiff on his you know what.

"Good." he said smiling. "Group hug!"

He grabbed both Gwin and I and felt us up down there. I was so horny because virgins are horny and I'm a virgin, and Gwin Stafeni and I started grinding up on him

like some black hoodrats. He moaned in pleasure as his thing throbbed.

"I hope you win Hayley." nhe said while moaning. "Because the sucky ass loser, hopefully not you, will be sacrificed to SATAN!!!"

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