We both sat on the beach with Carlile. Edward had lent us his volvo so we could all drive to Hawaii.

But first, we needed some relaxing.

I was wearing a blue stripped miniskirt and a white an blue bikini. Carlile said he loved my small breasts.

Carlisle was wearing nothing but some short trunks that were white. I rubbed my hand over his muscles and started flirting.

"How did Esme die?" i asked almost crying.

"She went well" he said, stroking himself " she had been constipated until her heart finally gave out" Esme had died during my concert. R.I.P. Esme!

and as he said that a tear came down his perfect face that sparkled like a million diamonds.

"Don't worry" i said wiping them away "I will never die because I love you"

and then he bit my neck (and that was safe because i was a vampire anyway so i can't die).

"Where is everyone else?" I asked.

"Well they went to wal-mart. You wanna go?"

"Of course I said". "I buy all my clothes from there".

And i hopped on his back and he sprinted there.

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Rosalie and jasper came back to and met us there. They felt like, so bad for not saving me.

"I'm so sorry hayley when i didn't defend you, but you could kick her bitch ass anyway".

I shook my head "It's okay, I forgive you." and then i stroked her long blonde hair.

Jasper just stood there watching some black people pass by with hatred because he was a racist from the south; he hated niggers.

He also hated Obama and voted for McCain.

"Sorry hayley". he said still eyeing the niggers. " I think you're very pretty an kind for forgiving us".

"I get that all the time, dog!" I said.

"will you go out with me?" he asked anxiously.

"Anyway" i said, taking all the attention off from me " the paper says that the address is a abandoned church were the pope used to live. i bet if we go there we will find Lacey."

So Carlile and I went because we were the strongest and smartest ones out of all the gang or whatever its called.

We found the church, a small brown and black and orange church. Carlile tried pushing the door open but it wouldn't budge, so I tried but I was too strong and broke it down.

"oops" i said with a comical voice.

"That darn hayley" said Carlile, clearly turned on.

"That's what they call me!"

( A/N: Vampires can have laughs too!)

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Well we went in and it was dark and there were spider webs and cobwebs and stuff. Carlile had a confession.

"Hayley... when we had sex, we didn't use a condom so..." he trailed off seductively. "I'm pregnant."

I was excited. "But you're a guy!"

"I know" he replied wisely. "But it works different with vampires."

But just then I saw someone lying on the ground in a white sheet covered in blood, but eating its organs was Lacey covered in bile.

"You evil demon lover I'll fucking kill you!!!!!!" i shouted in rage. I prayed to god for that bitch to die but he was mad at me for fornication and he only scratched her.

"Aaaargh" she screamed. Lacey Massley was falling into a pit of fire when....