A/N: Stop flaming! God says it's bad karma! It's in the bible!

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...When out of the pit of fire a pile of demon arms came out and they pulled her down and than she said.

"Hayley, you better sleep with your eyes open" ( I swear I did'nt steal that off Hannah Montana!) and then she died sort of, well no she just fell in the hole.

"You slutty bitch! I'll get you!"

But then Carlile started to fall in pain clutching his stomach.

"The baby's on da way!!!" he screamed as his water broke.

"Oh my" I thought. I called Emmet (he knows about childbirth) and he came but it was too late and Carlile had an abortion. We both wept when we had to burn the corpse but it was hole in a church so god helped us and the baby went to heaven.

"I... he died...and it was all my fault" i wept dramatically. Carlile put a hand on my skinny shoulder and said. "No, it was my fault the baby died because I wasn't able to have it"

And i felt better then, so I smiled.

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That night we spent at the church I looked around the place sort of like in the DECODE (I spelled that right) video.

I had a black top and booty shorts and flip-flops, but i wasn't cold because vampires are hardcore like that.

Everyone except for Esme was there (Esme died). Bella and Edward were playing tetris and Jasper and Rosalie and Emmet made Smores around the fire I had made from my telekinesis. Rosalie was just looking at me and Carlile lie next to each other because she was a tramp-licious cheetoh and no one wanted her sorry ass.

"Carlile, I'm so sorry of what happened today" I said in promise.

"It's fine Bella" he assured ."Maybe when Lacey doesn't try to make the devil rise again we will have another baby".

"Okay" I said, and we frenched romantically until I fell asleep.

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The next day we looked in the hole that Lacey had left where the demons had pulled her in. There was a portal there and it was flaming red like my hair, except more intense. Everyone but Rosalie and I were there by ourselves, and she was eyeing me like the slutty cunt she was, that dumb fuck.

"Oh my god, Hayley!" she yelped. "You dropped your purse in the hole!" she shrieked.

"Really?" I asked concerned, looking in the hole.

"No! Die you bitch! I'm possessed by Lacey!" she said in a mean fashion. "And this tattoo I have of a red leaf on my chest is how she can possess people. But enough about that!" she said and, pushing me into a hole. I screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahhh"

After what seemed like eternity, I landed on my fine ass in the darkness.