"Hayle-eeeeeey"
I hit them in the groin and ran away, but there were more and more each step i took.
and then a sacred light fell and jesus came down. He was tan and had long silver hair and his face looked just like johnny depp. He was ripped and you could see he had a big package under his skirt but then i blushed because it's not right about thinkind to wanting to fuck jesus.
"Hayley. you are in hell"
"I know lord" i said reaching for his arms like towers (just like in that paramore song!!!)
"WELL IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT IT'S THAT STUPID CUNT LACEY, SHE MADE THE HOLE" he ushered pissed.
He descended and hugged me tightly. I could feel jesus' bulge get tighter so i slapped some sense into him.
"I'm sory I can't help feeling this good. You're beautiful" he apologized.
"It's okay, I guess..." i said in a biter tone."
"Well anyway I want to give up these weapons to stop lacey from controlling other people" with that said he gave me these stamps.
I had to stamp them on the chest of people who Lacey possessed. They were cool shaped like crosses and they said "Hayley".
"Cool beans!" i said to him.
"And now I'll give you wings because you're going to save the earth" And a pair of swan wings ( get it? SWAN?) grew out of my back and i flew out of the hole and into the church.
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This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart is yours
This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart is yours
(My heart, it beats for you)
This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart is yours
This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart
My heart is yours
(Please don't go now, please don't fade away)
My heart is yours
(Please don't go now, please don't fade away)
My heart is yours
(Please don't go now, please don't fade away)
My heart is...
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I woke up in the Cullens' clan manor. But now they had painted it red an yellow and it was all like that, even the furniture and it made me pleased because it was Carlile's idea.
"Yo, I'm back!" i said like a heroine.
"YAAAAAAAAY!!!" screamed Bella, jasper, rosalie, emmett, jacob, billy , charlie, jacob, and carlile.
"I know what I have to do." i said. They noded because they had a holy premonition of what had happened.
"Okay, but first" carlisle said hugging me tighter and tighter" You wanna go out on a date?"
"Fuck yeah!" i yelled.
I went to my room at the very top. It was a heavenly white and adorned with pearls, the ones that come from clams.
But then I took my clothes off and the closet door broke open.
"Hey there" said Jasper. He was wearing nothing but tattoos and I could see he had a huge cock and I drooled but only for a lil' bit.
"What do you want?"
I asked severely.
"What I always wanted from you" and he tied me up with a long rope.