It was hotter than i remembered. Anyway, I saw all of the Cullens in a bamboo cage. outside of it these little horned demons were poking them with yard long cigarettes.
Alice and Emmet were scared holding on to each other. Esme and Carlile were both trying to calm down everyone. Edward's corpse was already burnt into ashes and Bella was being simmered in a pot.
"Hey, it's Bella!" cried Alice. "Bella, help us!"
I looked at them too respectfully.
"What do you want from them?" I asked the devil. She smiled like a pedo and then grabbed my body.
"For me to let them go you have to be my girlfriend!!!" she said and laughed in an evil fashion.
"Well" I looked at the miserable vampires. "I'll do what I can".
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I spent my days in hell thinking about Carlile. I was so sad and miserable I started cutting my wrists again. I cried alot because the devil would rape me at night everyday, every week.
her sweet tentacles would almost strangle me.
Well, I was so sad and cut my wrists up until I dreamt something...
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I was in a sort of meadow like the one in the Twilight movie where Bella and Edward meet. Well anyway, Suddenly I felt something wet and it was my boyfriend Carlile.
as he fingered me he said calmly
"Hayley... you have to believe in the lord only he'll get you outta here"
I whimpered because it was soooo good.
"but i thought he was too busy "upstairs"."
Carlile smiled while inserting his tongue in me "Not if he's in your heart".
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I woke up crying holy tears. If i believed in the lord then I could be free.
I looked in my empty heart and saw a picture of the virgin and baby Jesus... and then I felt my heart all warm and gooey sort of like when you pee.
And then the devil screamed.
She was turned into a bloody mess by the holy spirit. The holy spirit touched me and brought me to the surface.
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I woke up and Carlile was next to me.
"Hey honey. Thanks for everything" he said and kissed me.
"Was I dreaming?" I asked all confused.
"No. You did save us from the devil." he said snorting. " everyone is grateful".
"It was nothing." I said.
And then we held each other in our perfect piece of forever.
(not the end fans, dun worry)