merry x-mas! Paramore rules!

I don't need a beta when Shels can help me!

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"whoa wat the fuck?" said carlile.

jecob realized i was there too and got a perverted look on his face when he saw the perverted look on MY face lol

"Yo Hayles!" (he has a nikname for hayley just like for bella read the books!) he said talking in his cool gangsta slang. "you wanna come chill with the big guys?
lick some lollipop?" he said as he got up. he was hung like a donkey.

"As much as I'd like to go to the candyshop i have more important things than watching you cheat on me!"

I got all sensive and ran out of the room but first I changed into a long black dress with red heels.
I also got my hair cut just like Hayley in the twilight premiere. Oh and I feel down because I'm really clumsy (does that sound like a mary sue?).

I ran out of the room stomach rumbled because I was hungry. I looked around the para-hall (get it? LOL) and saw a cool vending machine. I got some ice cream with blood swirl especially for vampires. As i ate it suddenly the machine started to glow and shake. Then it turned into James!!!

"Wow!" i said. james loved pulling pranks. Although he's shy and very missunderstood.

"Yeah? so?" he said very rude because i hurted his feelings.

"Shut up okay?" i said, my hair turned white and my whole skin turned red and i grew bat wings.
"Don't you EVER talk to me like that!!! It hurts..."

And then i fainted and closed my eyes.

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I woke up in this weird room. there was alot of purple stuff and blue, there even was a big disco ball!

"I must be at James' house..."

Then James came in carrying a tray with tea. He was only wearing a cut off pair of pants and looked very attractive.
I noticed a drop of sweat rolling down his chest to his pants. I got hard.

"Hayley, are you all right?" he asked stupidly.

"What the hell do you think you fag!" I shouted back. God, people can be so stupid. "Carlile was cheating on me.
with a werewolf!"

James dropped the tea and it splattered across the walls.

"God...."

"What?" I asked giggling.

A pained expression cut accross his sexy face. "When vampires and werewolves have sex, they trade blood and if carlile got werewolf blood in return he could...

turn into a blood giving vampire werewolf!"

Oh-em-gee!