Why are me and Krys still keeping this thing up. LOL Guess for the laughs cuz so far, this story is ridiculously funny :3

I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR ANY CHARACTERS. IT ALL BELONGS TO TITE KUBO. I DO NOT OWN SPONGEBOB EITHER.

I do own Kiyoraka and Krysta owns Kamikaze.

Kiyo heard footsteps coming to her and her master's direction. She froze on spot. Kamikaze wasn't one to like eaves droppers, infact... the last person to eaves drop on her had...disapeared. Hopefully- due to Kiyo being Kamikaze's kid sister- Kiyo would be sparred, but Grimmjow...that's a whole other story. "Uh oh shit..." Kiyo heard her blue-haired master mutter.

"Get him Kamikaze!" Kiyo cheered. Kamikaze, however, grabbed both her and Grimmjow, along with Szayel somehow. She kicked Szayel in the head and he went flying through the door. She held Kiyo by her hair and Grimmjow by his wrist. Well, then again, he is like more than half a foot taller than Kamikaze...

Kiyo winced. She was probably in some deep shit. "Er...Kamikaze-sama...Aizen will be most displeased if you are to kill an Espada and his Fraccion." Kiyo- to save her useless life- played dead, though it was half ass retarded because she still had reiatsu flowing around her. Kamikaze sighed then swiftly jerked Grimmjow forward, placing his masculine figure infront of Kamikaze's shorter one. With the swing of her arm- in which she still held kiyo- she threw the 'dead' girl at her master with so much force that it knocked Grimmjow to a wall. "You should know not to eaves drop on people." Kiyo did her best to play dead, but it was futile. She ended up laughing. So hard that she was drooling on herself. Kamikaze kept herself from rolling her eyes and held a glitter filled bomb above her head. "Normally I'd roll my eyes this. But I have business that needs to be finished."

Kamikaze Sonidoed away, passing Starrk who had Lilynette latched on his shoulder, and Harribel- the new 2nd espada- before arriving at the top of Las Noches. "With this, I shall make all of this white, boring shit, A RAINBOW! Wait, that sounded wrong... but I don't care!" Kamikaze yelled out into the empty desert. "Yer goin' ta do what?" someone asked from behind the purple-headed Espada. She turned around and came face to face with... Foxface, er, Gin. But Gin was actually playful when it came to Kiyo and Kamikaze. If it was Tosen... well... let's not go into that. "Hey Gin," Kamikaze replied, "I'm tired of all the whiteness here, I mean, this isn't the North Pole, so it's going to be rainbowlicious... and that sounded wrong, again." Gin smirked at her plan.

Kiyo caught site of Gin and Kamikaze conversing on the top of Aizens ridiculously white castle. It appeard that Kamikaze was also holding the weird bomb-that would change life forever dun dun dun- above her head. Grimmjow was still standing next to Kiyo and he looked pretty pissed...

SLAP!

"The hell!"

SLAP!

"Ge-"

SLAP!

Once Grimmjow was about to bitch slap Kiyo again. The pink haired girl- with now red printed cheeks- grabbed his hand and bit her master. Grimmjow rolled his eyes and furiously walked off, the bite obviously not affecting him at all. Kiyo took the chance to get over to her elder sister and sonidoed to the top of the castle thingy.

Knowing that practically no one would mess with her because of her high ranking sister, she sonidoed right between Foxface and Kamikaze. "Who do I need to kill now?" Kamikaze asked when she saw her red cheeks. Kiyo pouted and was about to cry. Scratch that, she did cry. Gin patted her pink hair in an attempt to cheer her up

"Grimm-kitty-hotness...he bitch-slapped me!" Kiyo pouted. Kamikaze looked at her younger sister and Gin-who was patting her head- 'rape rape rape rape rape' keep going through Kamikaze's intelligent head. "Well, Kiyo..." Kamikaze took out another glitter bomb from pretty much out of no where and gave it to Kiyo. Anything that explodes, implodes, or just damns the world will make her happy. It worked. Kiyo's mood lightened up instantly. "Well well. Aren't ya' the happy lil' fella now." Kiyo bobbed her head up and down like the retard she proudly states she is. "On the count of three Kiyo..."

Kiyo figured that if Gin, Kami, and herself were to say...pounce on the bomb and back away really quick. It would explode. "Maybe if we just pour some gasoline on it, and set if off on fire, it will explode...?" Kamikaze stated. Kiyo felt like a weebow at the moment. Her smart moment was just totally ruined. "Well where ya' gonna get ta gasaline?" Gin asked. 'Damn it all! He's smart too!' Kiyo began to ponder.

"To the human world! Again!" Kamikaze announced. Kiyo jumped up and down while rapidly clapping her hands. Gin ran a hand through his silver hair. "And we bring Grimm-Kitty-Hotness-sama!" Kiyo added. Gin and Kamikaze both looked at her. "Why?" Gin asked. Kiyo smirked. "Revenge!" she yelled. Gin and Kamikaze laughed. Kiyo had a 'what' look on her face. Gin pointed to behind her. She turned her head around and there stood Grimmjow.

"Oh god..." Kiyo looked her master in the eye. "Revenge aye?" Kiyo gulped and fidgeted with her fingers as a child would when they were frightened while Kamikaze began laughing like there was no tomorrow. "R..revenge? W..w..who said anything a..about revenge!" Kiyo was stuttering and slurring her words. " Why ya' did jus' now girlie." Kiyo jerked her head over to Gin's direction and glared, but it couldn't possibly bother him. Since when were his eyes ever open to see such stuff. "Pft whatever, you can't harm me." Grimmjow finished off. 'I may not be able to physically harm you but I can ruin your reputation.' Kiyo smirked at her thought. "Human world here we come! Now open the freaking Garganta thingy so I can get my reve- I mean so we can get the gasoline...Heh?"

Kamikaze opened a Garganta and pushed Gin in, while Kiyo jumped in. The purple haired Espada waited for Grimmjow. "I ain't going," he said. The blue haired Espada began to walk away, only for Kamikaze to stick her arm through his hollow hole, and throw him in. "Yes, you are going," she responded then jumped in herself.

Please excuse the probably MANY mistakes. LOL

Anyway, this is mostlikely going to continue.

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